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F*** Me Up Florida

Jessi is recording Live from Florida! Recently named “the least pride-friendly state” in North America! Which means she needs to celebrate Pride Month LOUDER and PROUDER than ever with our gayest episode yet! Adele calls out a bigot, Madonna gets sued for showing Live Boob and Zachary Quinto is ruining brunch. 


Plus, has J-Lo lost her J-Glow? Why is Chris Pratt doing THE MOST? And do Millennials look YOUNGER than Gen X? Spoiler alert, the answer is YES… according to science. Also Tik Tok. Put on your SPF and enjoy!


As always, leave Jessi a message HERE: 323-448-0068

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