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Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank
Love Do Cost A Thing w/ Even The Rich’s Brooke & Aricia
Bennifer is allegedly OVER and Jessi is NOT OK. She puts together a complete timeline of their supposed break up to try and make sense of it all. Then, put on your caps and gowns because we’ve put together the BEST (Hi Jennifer Coolidge & Jerry Seinfeld) and WORST (Hii Harrison Butker) commencement speeches from the past week. Plus, Jessi unpacks the disturbing P Diddy footage and why it might land him in prison.
Then, Vanderpump Rules Season 11 is almost over and Jessi hasn’t watched it. Instead of dedicating 18 hours to screening every episode, she dedicates 18 minutes to phoning the award winning hosts of the podcast ‘Even The Rich’ Brooke Siffrin and Aricia Skidmore-Williams to explain it ALL. Crack open a White Claw, and enjoy.
As always, leave Jessi a Voicemail (drunk or sober) HERE: 323-448-0068
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RIP Jessica w/ Shawn Desman (ft. Jennifer, Michelle, Stephanie, Lisa, Laura, Karen & Katie)
01:00:36|This all new mid-season banger will leave you SHOOK! Jessi spent the weekend at her friend and Phone A Friend Collaborator Jay Malinowski’s wedding and it made her believe in LOVE AGAIN. Plus! Do you have an “old lady name”? Jessi reveals the list of girls names that Gen Z thinks make you seem old. Spoiler Alert: Jessica IS on the list and Jessi (full name: Jessica) is NOT happy about it. Plus- should a Phonie bring her 11 yr old to a Pitbull concert? How dirty do Mr. Worldwide’s lyrics actually get? Turns out… VERY DIRTY. (the end of this ep is headphones ONLY!)All that and we re-visit our call with Canadian Pop Superstar Shawn Desman! Not only does he serenade Jessi with his classics, he gets emotional (like, FULL TEARS) talking about why he stopped making music and how Drake encouraged him to come back. Put on your low rise jeans, bikini tops an kangol hats for this all-new episode!Come On Get In and Get READY… to leave Jessi a voicemail about anything, anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068ONLY 4 SHOWS LEFT on Jessi’s “Now That’s What I Call Live Tour!” London! Halifax! Ottawa! Toronto! Get your tickets NOW: www.jessicruickshank.com/tourThe Holy Spirit Of Pitbull w/ Amanda Walsh (ft. Pitbull, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian, Halle Berry & Kimothee)
01:26:41|Every day above ground is a great day and so is this episode! What happens in Vegas is being revealed on this podcast as guest co-host Amanda Walsh (Much Music, Supernatural, Pretty Hard Cases) joins jessi to TELL ALL about their wild weekend with Pitbull ! Are bald caps and goatees the secret to meeting men?! Jessi also saw Beyonce and her take on the ‘Cowboy Carter’ tour might upset the BeyHive. Then, Amanda has inside scoop on the trailer for ‘Alls Fair’ starring Kim Kardashian, Jessi has notes on Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet’s red carpet debut and Taylor Swift would like to excuse herself from Blake Lively’s narrative. All that AND there’s a HOT PRIEST at the Vatican!? DALE!MONTREAL! HALIFAX! LONDON! OTTAWA! TORONTO- get tickets to see Jessi LIVE Here: www.jessicruickshank.com/tour As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068It’s Gonna Be May December (ft The Met Gala, Xav & Justin Trudeau, Bill Belichick and his chick, Katy Perry, Rihanna & Rihanna Jr Jr Jr)
55:57|While Jessi was on Tour… POP CULTURE WAS POPPING! We start with the Met Gala- Jessi breaks down the looks in the categories of Best! Worst! Stop It! I Can’t! I Question! I’m Scared! Where will Rihanna’s pregnancy reveal and the Kardashians low-key looks fit in? Listen to find out! Then… Xav Trudeau has a new single and his dad Justin Trudeau gives his hot take on it. (plus- is JT Hot Again!?) Then- an all new Dumb and Busy will fill you in on the scandal unfolding around legendary NFL coach Bill Bellichick and his 24 year old girlfriend - why is she interrupting his interviews, running his business and taking $8 million dollars in his real estate? Jessi has answers. All that and an angry voicemail for Katy Perrys bullies. MONTREAL! HALIFAX! LONDON! OTTAWA! TORONTO- get tickets to see Jessi LIVE Here: www.jessicruickshank.com/tour As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068A Lower Back Tattoo That Says “Good Charlotte” w/ Joel Madden
01:01:58|Jessi is on her 2000’s themed tour, so we are celebrating with a 2000’s Pop Punk Themed Episode! Dye your asymmetrical haircut black because Jessi is counting down her top 5 Pop Punk Emo Bangers with her friend and musician Jay Malinowski (because Pierre Bouvier did not return her calls). Then, we’re revisiting Jessi’s favorite guest of the past year- Good Charlotte’s Joel Madden. In this intimate, personal conversation Jessi asks what was it like being an icon of the 2000’s? How did it feel to be paparazzi fodder? Is he close with his twin? Does he get along with his sister in-law Cameron Diaz? And no offense, but how did he score Nicole Richie? Plus Joel Madden tells ALL and dares to play a game of ‘Never Have I Ever’. GET TICKETS TO THE “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL LIVE TOUR” HERE:www.jessicruickshank.com/tourCall Jessi About Anything HERE: 323-448-0068A Babygirl Moment (ft. Walton Goggins, Anne Hathaway, The Obamas, The Clooneys, Michelle Williams & Michelle Williams)
46:55|Hold on to your banana hammocks- this all new episode sounds as good as Anne Hathaway looks! First, Jessi reveals her current infatuation with her high school crush and basically begs him to come to her Vancouver show. Then, she welcomes her real life crush, her husband Evan, to weigh in on Hot Couples doing questionable things. Barack and Michelle take vacations alone!? George and Amal have never had an argument?! Meghan Trainor and her husband are taking weight loss medication together?! This hot couple has THOUGHTS. Plus Walton Goggins is manspreading HARD on the cover of Cultured magazine- but has babygirl jumped the shark? Is Justin Bieber ok? Jessi does a wellness check. Oh and Michelle Williams finally met Michelle Williams! Calling Jessica Cruickshank- a realtor in Barrie Ontario- let’s connect, girl!EDMONTON! CALGARY! VANCOUVER! VICTORIA! Jessi is coming to you THIS week!GET TICKETS HERE: www.jessicruickshank.com/tourYour Voicemails give us LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068Snatched In Space (ft. Katy Perry & Blue Origin, Aimee Lou Wood vs SNL, Walton Goggins and Coachella)
43:21|Snatched In Space (ft. Katy Perry & Blue Origin, Aimee Lou Wood vs SNL, Walton Goggins and Coachella) This episode is out of this Woman’s World! First, 6 women went to space and 1 million people criticized them for it. Why did Katy Perry in a rocket ship make people so mad? Then, the Walton Goggins DRAMA we didn’t know we needed. Was he having an affair with co-star Aimee Lou Wood? The internet thinks so and Jessi always believes the internet. Plus, was SNL out of line mocking Aimee’s teeth? And everything you missed at Coachella! Assuming… you were not at Coachella. Get tickets to the Elder Millenial’s Coachella- the NOW THATS WHAT I CALL LIVE TOUR! Coming to Vancouver, Victoria, Calgary & Edmonton: www.jessicruickshank.com/tourLeave Jessi a voicemail about anything, anytime HERE: 323-448-0068The Mind of A Boy w/ Arkells’ Max Kerman (ft. Walton Goggins, Robert Irwin & Michelle Williams)
59:50|For the first time in Phone A Friend HISTORY… Jessi invites a straight man to guest co-host! Max Kerman, frontman of multi-platinum selling band Arkells is BACK to give us his male perspective on everything happening in pop culture. The White Lotus finale was WILD, but was it satisfying? We’ll discuss. Then, Jessi attempts to make Max deeply uncomfortable with her thirst for Steve Irwin’s son Robert in his new underwear campaign. And is it ok to go barefoot on a plane? Michelle Williams doesn’t think so… so where do Max and Jessi stand?All that plus Max shares life advice from his new book Try Hard and we bring back the iconic Phone A Friend game ‘MAN THINGS with Max Kerman’- what do boys want and need? Max knows! Enjoy this all new episode bruhs.Tickets for the NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL LIVE TOUR are going fast! Get them HERE: www.jessicruickshank.com/tourBless Jessi with a Voicemail, even from a bar, HERE: 323-448-0068Whose Bed Have Your Thigh High Boots Been Under (ft. Benny Blanco & Selena Gomez, Prince William, Chappell Roan, Kesha and Pedro Pascal)
47:07|Jessi is getting emoshi in Winnipeg! She shares the unexpected moment at her Live Show in Saskatoon that made her weep and celebrates the phonies that made their own Phone A Friend merch! Then, if you’ve been too Dumb & Busy to keep up on Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco’s new album and press tour… Jessi did it for you! She will make you fall in love with Benny Blanco harder than Selena did. Plus- Chappell Roan just pissed off all moms, Prince William is hot again and Pedro Pascal is wearing thigh.high.boots. All that plus new music from Kesha AND a scientific study just determined if your name makes you attractive. So… does yours? Listen and Find OUT! Tickets for the NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL LIVE TOUR are going fast! Get them HERE: www.jessicruickshank.com/tourBless Jessi with a Voicemail, even from a bar, HERE: 323-448-0068Hollaback Evan (ft. Pedro Pascal & Jennifer Aniston, Mariah Carey & Anderson Paak, Channing Tatum, White Sneakers and 2000’s Pop Girls)
49:37|Does wearing White Sneakers mean you don’t fornicate? Are Pedro Pascal and Jennifer Aniston Secretly DATING? Does Evan know ANY pop songs from the 2000’s? All of these IMPORTANT questions will be answered (and MORE) on this week’s mid-season banger! First, Jessi puts her husband to the test to see if he can identify pop girl bangers from the 2000’s - and you WILL BE AS SHOCKED by the results as she was. Then, do we SHIP hot new couples or hope that they consciously un-ship? Jessi weighs in on Jessica Simpson and Jeremy Renner, Mariah Carey and Anderson Paak and gives her take on Pedro Pascal and Jennifer Aniston’s dinner date, and why Jen is not looking to eat him for dessert. Speaking of delicious morsels, Channing Tatum is our first subject of discussion in the hot new segment ‘This Week In Shirtless Men’ and what shoes/accessories tell the world that you aren’t getting any. It’s Jessi’s LAST EPISODE before she leaves for the NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL LIVE TOUR! GET TICKETS NOW! www.jessicruickshank.com/tourBless Jessi with a Voicemail, HERE: 323-448-0068