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Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank

The Golden Divorce with The Birds Papaya

It’s a GOLDEN Mid-Season BANGER ! First, Jessi watched The Golden Wedding with her mom and her reaction was platinum. Then, there was romance, drama and sexist jokes at The Golden Globes, and Evan makes his 2024 Phone A Friend debut to talk SPORTS! (Because sports coverage is what the Phonies are looking for.)


Plus! We revisit Jessi’s conversation with Sarah Nicole Landry of The Birds Papaya, to give you a fresh perspective on how to love yourself and your body this year. Sarah tells Jessi how she went from hurting her body to embracing every curve, why everybody needs a “Hoe period” and why she met, then unfollowed, a Kardashian.  ENJOY!


THERE IS STILL TIME TO GET TICKETS TO JESSI’S STAND UP COMEDY TAPING HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331


As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068


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