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White Claw is My Boyfriend with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard

If you can’t afford Taylor Swift concert tickets, why not get a job as Taylor Swift’s security guard?!  That’s exactly what Davis Perrigo did, just in time to see the Eras tour.  Then, he went viral for singing every word to every song while on the job. So how did he get hired? Why was he FIRED? What does he think about all the attention he’s getting from thirsty AF Swifties? Jessi is phoning the world’s fakest security guard (and biggest viral star) to find out. 


Plus! Vanderpump Rules is over, so crack a White Claw as Jessi relives the emotional abuse. Then Bill Murray is dating Kelis? Jennifer Lawrence is JUST LIKE US, Madonna is vulgar and Jessi reveals her dark past as a naked sushi model. Wax your sashimi and enjoy! 


Oh and Jessi is waiting with baited breath for your voicemail: 323-448-0068 (or DM her a voice memo!)

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