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Give ‘Em Schitt with Dan Levy

Dan Levy is BACK and this week he tells Jessi why he hates her kids (ok, not HER kids, just… ALL KIDS). He also talks candidly about fame, paparazzi and a time he felt like his privacy was violated in a pretty gross way. Oh! and Jessi forces Dan to reveal the most FAMOUS PERSON IN HIS PHONE …and his answer is MAJOR. 


But that’s not all- Jessi breaks down Rihanna’s Pregnancy Reveal (I mean “The Superbowl”') Chris Evan’s new girlfriend, Barney’s new face, Audrina’s farts AND she shares too INTIMATE details about her Valentines Day. 🔥🔥🔥


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