Pero Let Me Tell You

Bring on the daylight savings…Halloween is definitely a time to have fun playing dress up…ugh, boring costumes are the worst…tech difficulties won’t stop us…the Weeknd SHOULD have a Kids Bop version of all his songs…El Chavo del 8, still iconic…why does DJ know so much about the Periodic Table…uncovering DJ’s Halloween PTSD…Lady Godiva didn’t ride the horse naked…also, Rapunzel is not Lady Godiva..been a minute, but tiger balm still smells good…maybe Z Cavarricci should make a comeback…las fabulosas tiendas Tico, so much tulle…RIP Xtra Supermarket…the señora ability to pack a gusano bag with exactly 40 lbs is a lost art…that older generation also knew how to hold a grudge for the long haul…Ish’s family would go to Naples just to see the lot, not hit the beach…new level of petty unlocked…the Caja China urban legend persists…Last Cafecito: Misha’s Cupcakes & Poll WorkersTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Join us at West Fest on Nov 14…it’s as close as Miami gets to autumn…is November too soon for Christmas decorations…you’d think a Carvel cake would be easier than Publx cake…once the Zoloft kicks in…tiramisu is not an Oreo…we love a Capri Sun…some things shouldn’t have bets placed…is Polymarket and Kalshi just the norm now…how much Metamucil is too much…the nostalgia of Sunny Delight can’t be beat…what color Kool-Aid did you grow up on…seriously though, can anyone pass any type of spam call legislation…how DOES a colostomy bag work…Last Cafecito: Cards Against Humanity & UsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Welcome back, DJ…so many ailments…Frankenstein cake…Kelly Clarkson needs a mechanical bird…what the hell are masculine teeth…the zombie apocalypse would be the worst…El Dorado should hire at least ONE bilingual person…give Christine Baranski ALL the awards…congrats Lucha Dough…DJ Khaled furniture fits right in there…Scooby Doo and the transatlantic accent…the return of Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos…reality TV is never real…yet again Broadway takes a hit…The Swan documentary is wild…Diana Ross at Thanksgiving must be an experience…a dollar store version of Chopped would be great…beef tallow brand manteca…Antiques Roadshow disappointments…Selma Blair and the violent plane…Sofia & Joe are peak physical specimens…Last Cafecito: Savannah Bananas and A Cabin in the WoodsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Woot woot Junior is in the main co-host seat…congrats to Lucha Dough on your wedding…those cinnamon rolls though…thanks for inviting us to Buena Vista Social Club, Arsht Center…The Estefans aren’t an exhibit…celebrities in the wild…Madame Tussauds in Miami…Carnegie Mellon in Wynwood is pretty weird…there are various ways to be smart…surrendering to tech isn’t a sign of intelligence…we miss cultural milestone series finales…wait, are we the new sitcom…we grew up knowing how to be bored, unlike kids today…Junior’s memory isn’t what it used to be…smuggling birds from Cuba is pretty insane…just spread positivity and you’ll have a full life…Last Cafecito: Gener8ion ft Yung Lean and Dick Van Dyke’s bookTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Miami Arena memories…Ish and Juanes concerts…fingers crossed for a slow hurricane season…older lady names we miss you…what’s the Gen Z line for professionalism in a job interview…DJ’s 1 in a 30…and now, a class on billable hours…our version of a cottage is an efficiency…outdoor kitchen?!? What’s next, outhouse???...the need to belong is leading us down some dark paths…how could you become a Branch Davidian…face it, the only real example of masculinity is Jason Statham…caboose and cocoon…we know the sitcom Friends way too well…Morgan Fairchild knows Cecily Tyson…Last Cafecito: Pero Prima Eli & Dancing with the StarsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Welcome to the show Chef Mika…we love when our culture is represented on a big scale…24 Hour cooking competition insanity…Chef Brad on a road trip…still missing Caja Caliente…her mom is the best…cooking Cuban food got her to 4th place…motherhood isn’t slowing this chef down…discos volador are the best…vaca frita vs ropa vieja…food influencers are good until they aren’t…don’t forget to grab a copy of ‘Cuban Soul: 100 Vibrant Recipes from Mi Cocina’...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

And we’re back together after too many episodes away…big thank you to Frank for filling in 2 weeks in a row…Darien was always falling into The Gap…man the 90s were all about XXL…Junior keeping the Mario Lopez alive…we do miss Structure…RIP Bob Mackie…Cher is eternal…the Sydney Sweeney commercial isn’t really about what they’re trying to make it about…gone are the days of computer labs…the Vida Guerra & Nikki Cox Venn Diagram should be a thing…Merenbooty Girls reunion hosted by Vida Guerra…does Hudson News exist outside of airports…all the sexy Halloween costumes…dear Target, learn your lesson already…Last Cafecito: Beyond South Beach & Colada CafeTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Now it’s Ish’s turn to meet Frank…this time he came prepared to show he’s learning…we love a Walter Mercado reveal…and now we’re adding to Frank’s fear of flying…he knows Max Headroom?!?...Ish does love a pool party theme…sometimes las veteranas need the love…of course Bezos has eaten lechon…who the hell works as a unicyclist…if you’re going to swindle people using a love scam, at least be hot…welcome to therapy corner…we schooled the kids on Rizz…we all need to be humbled now and again…it’s good to plan, but be flexible…Ish loves a chicken cordon bleu…Death Row last meals…Trivia at Beat Culture Brewery every third Wednesday of the month…Junior keeping a señora company during Ish’s pool party is peak Junior…Dear Snickers, have you lost your minds??...self esteem doesn’t mean you can’t also be humble……Last Cafecito: Robbie Elias & Chasing Your DreamsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603