Pero Let Me Tell You

Welcome to the show Chef Mika…we love when our culture is represented on a big scale…24 Hour cooking competition insanity…Chef Brad on a road trip…still missing Caja Caliente…her mom is the best…cooking Cuban food got her to 4th place…motherhood isn’t slowing this chef down…discos volador are the best…vaca frita vs ropa vieja…food influencers are good until they aren’t…don’t forget to grab a copy of ‘Cuban Soul: 100 Vibrant Recipes from Mi Cocina’...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

And we’re back together after too many episodes away…big thank you to Frank for filling in 2 weeks in a row…Darien was always falling into The Gap…man the 90s were all about XXL…Junior keeping the Mario Lopez alive…we do miss Structure…RIP Bob Mackie…Cher is eternal…the Sydney Sweeney commercial isn’t really about what they’re trying to make it about…gone are the days of computer labs…the Vida Guerra & Nikki Cox Venn Diagram should be a thing…Merenbooty Girls reunion hosted by Vida Guerra…does Hudson News exist outside of airports…all the sexy Halloween costumes…dear Target, learn your lesson already…Last Cafecito: Beyond South Beach & Colada CafeTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Now it’s Ish’s turn to meet Frank…this time he came prepared to show he’s learning…we love a Walter Mercado reveal…and now we’re adding to Frank’s fear of flying…he knows Max Headroom?!?...Ish does love a pool party theme…sometimes las veteranas need the love…of course Bezos has eaten lechon…who the hell works as a unicyclist…if you’re going to swindle people using a love scam, at least be hot…welcome to therapy corner…we schooled the kids on Rizz…we all need to be humbled now and again…it’s good to plan, but be flexible…Ish loves a chicken cordon bleu…Death Row last meals…Trivia at Beat Culture Brewery every third Wednesday of the month…Junior keeping a señora company during Ish’s pool party is peak Junior…Dear Snickers, have you lost your minds??...self esteem doesn’t mean you can’t also be humble……Last Cafecito: Robbie Elias & Chasing Your DreamsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Maybe we just keep swapping between hosts…welcome to the show, Frank Hernandez…never confuse Miami Lakes with Hialeah…why do we love Flannigans so much…the beauty of Utah…we love our banquet halls in Miami…most people don’t know El Farito beach has an actual name…be the disruptor to the calmness…Junior hit the nail on the head…the Keys really has no nice beaches…bring on the cruises…Hi Stephanie & David…how does he NOT know Walter Mercado…Don Francisco was sorta all nationalities, really…bring on the numerology…ok, it was pretty on point with DJ & Ish…vaca frita de pollo is so uniquely us…it’s the DR, not Santo Domingo…Santeria to the Supreme Court…wow, arriving on the 4th of July…Last Cafecito: Frank’s Family & Dolly PartonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Sorry for the audio glitch…post 400 partying gone wrong…yay, Junior gets to fully co-host with Ish…if she’d lived to 500 years old, it would still be too soon…we’ll never see another Dolly Parton in our lifetime…if nothing else, don’t forget she stood for being a genuine human being…of course ADHD was first in print when Junior was born…how was ‘safe word’ not around before 1979?...we promise no crying in the next episode…this Time Traveler thing is a hoot…Last Cafecito: Adrian Lorenzo & KindnessTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

It’s finally our 400th episode…welcome back, Lucy Lopez…it’s all about consistency…sometimes great ideas come at 3am…the people you love most are the ones that drive you the craziest…better to unite people with laughter than divide them with hot takes…always recognize those who came before you…Last Cafecito: Lucy Lopez & All Our Guests Who’ve Become FamTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Another member of our three timers club…sad moments definitely give you more material…MIA2NYC and back…when your parents become your kids…cancer will test anyone…workaholics understand each other…don’t YOU wanna be in a lookbook…hey, it’s not ALL porn on Only Fans…back home to headline the Miami Improv…please don’t be hackey…being an online creator or influencer is just unnecessarily taxing…it’s not the same to be a content creator vs an influencer…a little healthy unease is always welcome with our girl Brittany…can we please get a private screening of the Muchacha documentary…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Mixing it up…man, DJ is feeling frisky this episode…Buccee’s road trip pending…if your book isn’t banned, are you even trying…McDonald’s parties were great…RIP Dandy Bear and Discovery Zone…if you retract your compassion to someone in mental crisis out of fear of offending, you’re a hypocrite, period…Justin Bieber costume was totally not received as such…Canadians are known for being nice and poutine…hope Perez Hilton’s family is doing well during this time…so even if you try to make amends, people won’t let you move past, then why bother…blech, Clamato…sea horse jizz?!?!...Ish would be great as a flight attendant…enough with the protein already…sure, Pollo Tropical has protein but is it really their new slogan…we’re on the radio but we’re not…sending love to Colombia’s earthquake victims…Last Cafecito: 66 year old Winn-Dixie & comedian Brittany BraveTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603