Pero Let Me Tell You

Should we release the ‘Rain Medley’...Ñooo really is a qualifier…three people in one, what a bargain…more words should have the ability to be conjugated…Secret vs Avon deodorant…bring on the horse shampoo…time to revamp the carousel of progress…Alien Encounter was pretty much a true story…again, the Billboard charts mean nothing these days…Chayanne & Jerry Rivera touring, make it happen…we just want to see ants move a melon…wow, Darien’s 80s actor blindness is pretty legendary…Last Soda: Frederica Williams & Mens Mental Health MonthTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

The Cuban King of Comedy…experiential theatre…Loud & Live bringing the icons back for the kids…local productions need our support…putting a spotlight on shared experiences…from Que Pasa to Alvarez Guedes…it’s a tent, but it’s not a tent…more than an impersonation, he inhabits the character…that Vegas trip sounds like a blast…immersive theatre in Miami is much needed…we assure you, he’s still dead…generational laughs are the bestTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Chicken Kitchen, a Miami original…Willy Wonka really is the darkest kids movie of all time…here’s to paper boys…some of these kids really are overachievers…how’s a nun qualified to judge fashion…Kylie really is just charismatically lovely…way past time for Raul Castro to be charged…so much seaweed…the end of Dinosaurs on TGIF is just as dark as Willy Wonka…please stop dangling Cuba’s freedom like a carrot…Spencer Pratt as LA mayor, why not…wow no she really is tremenda comunista…social media is even ruining supermarkets now…Last Soda: Inspiring Quote & Kylie documentaryTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Congrats to the Grads in our lives and all the others…relajo & Don Juan de Marco…should we bring back Public Transportation Day?...ebola & the Hannah Montana virus…simple math can’t even be done by simple people…pero que caro esta el parking for World Cup…Muppets at the World Cup is perfection…who knew there was so much that went into prepping a stadium…Ish is a useless Nostradamus…comedy should never be censored…the algorithm is controlling even our ability to discover things…bring back shows with dancers…the Grind or Caliente…Irish goodbyes and Lord of the Dance…Last Soda: Michael Jackson’s music & Military Appreciation MonthTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Another live show for episode 400?...the struggles of iReady…fighting the youth for a present…teaching to the test isn’t learning…so much digital learning…NY pizza never fails…never forget the Scantron…Sally Field and an octopus…of course Ish can open his mouth more than DJ…sharks need to hire the hippo PR team…Jr with dropping knowledge…justice for Bugs Life…no need for that, Toy Story 3…DJ’s a little prickly about being late…it’s time for concert tickets to come down, period…also, sometimes you need to know an arena isn’t going to cut it…I Wanna Be a VJ really was a time…all the cream cheese talk you could want…Last Soda: Fernando Mendoza & Melanie CTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Go see Junior in Muerto de Risa…so many damn flies…creating a playlist of songs your dad hates it just genius…RIP Spirit Air…how many defunct airlines can you name…don’t pay that much just to observe…finally an azabache on the red carpet…now with more Pootie Tang…Price is Right prices were always way too expensive…Khia Asylum…Last Soda: Prom Send Offs & Pablo LangesfeldTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Hard to believe it’s been 20 years…Miami is a cultural center…theatre is more than just Broadway…thank you for continuing to invite us…local arts is more important now than ever…not even COVID can stop the arts…shout out to the Knight Foundation…welcoming international acts is proof of Arsht’s importance for our city…giving back to the community is the true mark of an icon…encouraging the next generation is crucial for the arts…here’s to another 20+ years of the Arsht in Miami…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

How’s this his first time in-studio…congrats to the newlyweds…the ultimate Spanglish text ever…digital’s role in the shift of journalism…truth is complex…if both sides are upset, you’re doing it right…following the Trump campaign is definitely a book waiting to happen…Ish makes cafecito on request…literal wires get crossed…Vicky Bakery gift cards are always welcome…how do you give fire oxygen without creating a firestorm…don’t argue with bots…the ultimate insult to Cuban Americans…Madonna should go into politics…hearing a CNN anchor say ‘bro’ is the best part of this interview…where else can you hear Boris Sanchez say “resinga’o”Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603