Pero Let Me Tell You

Oh no, the sciatica…give Cafe Miami a follow…man, this mojo is mucho bueno…support small business…man, body pain is the worst…seriously, let’s have these men in kilts at all Miami events…sometimes the world just needs to healthily compete to come together…ceasar salad is Mexican?!?...good bye Hard Rock Cafe at Bayside…mattress stores are always empty…what are peptides…Junior recap is better late than never…so many streamers, still need to buy things…10 years for things to go extinct is crazy…still so much to learn about dinosaurs…Last Soda: World Cup Sportsmanship & Hilary DuffTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

So much info about Buster Pointdexter…geyser or ship…bring on the swing music…it’s mango season…cold fruit only…we miss you Perricone’s…mmm the brie…Ricky Martin and his spiritual BS…a rash, eeeek…time for a haiku lesson…bring on the trypophobia explanation…the continually changing face of Wynwood…CocoWalk is now pretty but soulless…are we at an influencer tipping point…at what point are you literally just putting your personal life in the spotlight for monetization…sorry Jesse Ridgway, what did you think would happen…damn, ripping a baby out of another woman to pass as your won is some primetime novela stuff…Clue is the best…translating garden tools to Spanish…give us all the old school Goofy shorts and the Looney Tunes…about time somebody sued Acme…the Marlins 97 season was a game changer…Last Soda: New York Knicks & ‘Suelta’ by Ana VillafañeTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Two dental medical marvels…oh wow, THAT is dental trauma…congrats to Lucha Dough…so many swingers onboard…who has the pineapple code book…bring back the jingles…nope, Ish just doesn’t believe JLo was going to be part of the Madonna/Britney VMAs…backrooms is all of Darien’s nightmares…movies should be a shared experience…wait, there’s also hammock trauma…so many classic jingles…oh man, a prank on Darien’s mom would be epic…Last Soda: Masters of the Universe & LazWorkzTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

The Cuban King of Comedy…experiential theatre…Loud & Live bringing the icons back for the kids…local productions need our support…putting a spotlight on shared experiences…from Que Pasa to Alvarez Guedes…it’s a tent, but it’s not a tent…more than an impersonation, he inhabits the character…that Vegas trip sounds like a blast…immersive theatre in Miami is much needed…we assure you, he’s still dead…generational laughs are the bestTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Chicken Kitchen, a Miami original…Willy Wonka really is the darkest kids movie of all time…here’s to paper boys…some of these kids really are overachievers…how’s a nun qualified to judge fashion…Kylie really is just charismatically lovely…way past time for Raul Castro to be charged…so much seaweed…the end of Dinosaurs on TGIF is just as dark as Willy Wonka…please stop dangling Cuba’s freedom like a carrot…Spencer Pratt as LA mayor, why not…wow no she really is tremenda comunista…social media is even ruining supermarkets now…Last Soda: Inspiring Quote & Kylie documentaryTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Congrats to the Grads in our lives and all the others…relajo & Don Juan de Marco…should we bring back Public Transportation Day?...ebola & the Hannah Montana virus…simple math can’t even be done by simple people…pero que caro esta el parking for World Cup…Muppets at the World Cup is perfection…who knew there was so much that went into prepping a stadium…Ish is a useless Nostradamus…comedy should never be censored…the algorithm is controlling even our ability to discover things…bring back shows with dancers…the Grind or Caliente…Irish goodbyes and Lord of the Dance…Last Soda: Michael Jackson’s music & Military Appreciation MonthTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Another live show for episode 400?...the struggles of iReady…fighting the youth for a present…teaching to the test isn’t learning…so much digital learning…NY pizza never fails…never forget the Scantron…Sally Field and an octopus…of course Ish can open his mouth more than DJ…sharks need to hire the hippo PR team…Jr with dropping knowledge…justice for Bugs Life…no need for that, Toy Story 3…DJ’s a little prickly about being late…it’s time for concert tickets to come down, period…also, sometimes you need to know an arena isn’t going to cut it…I Wanna Be a VJ really was a time…all the cream cheese talk you could want…Last Soda: Fernando Mendoza & Melanie CTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Go see Junior in Muerto de Risa…so many damn flies…creating a playlist of songs your dad hates it just genius…RIP Spirit Air…how many defunct airlines can you name…don’t pay that much just to observe…finally an azabache on the red carpet…now with more Pootie Tang…Price is Right prices were always way too expensive…Khia Asylum…Last Soda: Prom Send Offs & Pablo LangesfeldTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603