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Ep 384 Pero…Casa de los Famosos, Bridezillas & Roger Borges Returns
Season 9, Ep. 384
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Welcome back Roger…it’s like no time has passed…it’s Junior time…oh no, not high blood pressure…sign a contract to be in your wedding, no thanks…we know he was a little bit of a groomzilla…allergies in full effect…Alvarez Guedes show coming soon…it doesn’t take a month to fix a car…working with young people is the quickest way to feel old…maybe Britney needed a little supervision after all…how to pronounce asterisk…there’s work done and there’s work done…Last Soda: Hillstone & Celia Cruz
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387. Ep 387 Pero…Pootie Tang, Pootie Tang, Pootie Tang!
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386.5. Ep 386.5 Pero…Hanguiando with Arsht Center’s Suzette Espinosa
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386. Ep 386 Pero…CNN’s Boris Sanchez is Back
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385. Ep 385 Pero…Live with a Pair of Nuts!
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383. Ep 383 Pero…Delicious Bread & a Pair of Nuts
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382. Ep 382 Pero…Yolanda Saldivar was HOW OLD?!?
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381. Ep 381 Pero…Chuck Norris could free Cuba
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