Pero Let Me Tell You

Let’s have Vera Farmigia on the show…who knew so many people had an opinion on lemons and limes…so many places with numbers…we miss you Bugle Boy jeans…there’s no way Gwyneth Paltrow has good recipes…Shirley Temple, drink or child actor…bring back stained glass at Pizza Hut…what is it about Mothers Day and the place for ribs…who irons in the airport bathroom…the Oscars were more entertaining than expected…congrats Zoe Saldaña…all the Jennifers…forget Fyre Festival, we’re bringing the Cultura Talks presents The Box Music Festival…Proyecto Uno, Illegales & DLG would be a great lineup…we all love a sugary muffin…one strawberry for $20? No jodas…Team New York over Team Omarosa…mmm French Silk Pie…it’s Tristan Time…Last Sodas: Everyone Making Limes or Lemons Go ViralTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

The name struggle is real kids…we love our local icons…before foodies were a thing, we had Bite with Belkys…love that she’s totally loving our wings…would love to see all the ‘fails’ too…shout out to all the locals who inspired us…WSVN’s Boston cousin is WAY too similar onscreen…they are still kinda ‘new’ aren’t they…shout out to Craig Stevens…we’re old school for local news…nothing like the Newsplex…damn 11 hours of news…there should be trust in local news…Deco Drive does give off a fun vibe…look at us making her recall working at a travel agency…she met Cher, that is all…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Chiropractic adjustment watching ain’t weird…hi Juan Luis Guerra & that good ol’ bilirubin…yet another great experience at SoBe WFF, this year with a win!...NOBODY controls the mayo…happy Oakenfold & Tiesto are still around…can’t laugh if you’re not in on the funny…is ‘no sabo’ a true slur…how big a part of culture is language…does the caribbean NOT have limes…glad we solved that whole canker problem…sour oranges really are ugly…DJ was having Limeade before it was a thing…why was it so hard to get a chicken salad sandwich when they had all the components…Cuban salads are the worst…RIP Joann Fabrics…Ish got destemplanza until the other day…why not spend your birthday in Canada?...waterfalls shall henceforth be known as water volcanos…Last Soda: Voters at SoBe WFFTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

SoBeWFF, see you there…maybe Libertad Lamarque’s still touring…filming 15s on a cruise is DJ’s dream job…fly safe, mi gente…Cap America has been black before…never forget, your fave comics were created during a much different time…fake Valentines cake outrage…our addiction to outrage is no just real, it’s being gamified…even hate comments feed the algorithm so thanks for that…bring back the tacky fifteens…SNL 50 was tremendo party…Lonely Island, Penelope, Stefan…Heather Locklear + Janet Jackson = perfection…it’s called yum yum sauce for a reason…stop throwing cakes, Steve Aoki…Last Sodas: SS United States & Superman (2025) trailerTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Taking it back to morning announcements…that intermediary banquet hall just hit right…ppl having less cousins..we don’t need to over engineer in the name of convenience…sometimes you just need to use a check…no need to be on speakerphone for that long…really, we’re lifting up an alleged murderer now?...maybe tomato juice just tastes better at 30,000 feet…straight to video was never a good sign…Blockbuster Generation…we miss you Moviefone…great class of nominees for the Rock & Roll Hall of fame this year…Last Soda: Duo Lingo killing mascot & Lady Gaga copying Elvis CrespoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Took forever to get him on, now he’s back…love a guest with nothing to really promote…legit how did we know exactly what bear balls smell like…oh healthcare, you never fail to disappoint…we love a guest who can work a callback…wow, talk about a survival story…yeah, guess advertising isn’t a profession in a communist country…so much topography in this episode…anyone else not seen saltwater for 2 years…your story will never be as bad as theirs…Price is Right rules always gets you the win…the word of the day is archipelago…still not over Game of Thrones ending…explaining Rocky Horror while having it confused with Cher’s movie ‘Mask’ is GREAT…Cubans loved Asian decor…Punta Cana is all about indigestion apparently….garrapata IS a great word…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

It’s FINALLY February…bring on the jamon serrano…let’s start celebrating our actual birth day…relampago in the shower is real…Darien’s mom is all about la secadora de pelo…Spring Break in Miami Beach isn’t really a thing for those of us who live here…Good Times…swimming after eating equals death…portable cafetera for the win…fixing the car with a chain around the tree…finally, Beyonce won her Grammy pero could she have been less enthused…Kurt Russell needs more appreciation…nobody should be shamed or stigmatized, but at what point should that be taxpayer funded…failure to launch, is that even part of the Latino culture…Last Sodas: Sheila E & Sabrina Carpenter’s Grammys Performance  Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Welcome back todo el mundo…glad 2025 hasn’t really done anything yet…celebration of life is the way to go…Cuban funerals should be a party given all the chisme…centromesas are the ultimate hunger games at ethnic weddings…DJ’s mom probably won’t ever fully understand Only Fans…Ish now has a souvenir about an audition for O-Town he may not have been at…all mercucromo is sold as if it’s 100 years old…where DID margarine go?...no more band-aid ads apparently…finally we get to discuss rubber cement…odd numbers is where all music groups eventually end up…Temu is not the place to find a good Hitachi…Last Sodas: 2025 & @livefromsnacktime  Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Bring on the holidays…Christmas songs are hit or miss with Ish…turron is nougat and nougat is turron…wow eggnog IS good…womp, womp indeed…please do NOT kill Junior…the distinction of saying ‘el niño Jesus’...yeah, don’t just buy stuff to buy stuff…Grace Jones’ Little Drummer Boy, full stop…A Christmas Story is the perfect pace for a movie to watch ON Christmas…Lampoon Vacation is almost as off the rails as this episode…CD shopping at DJ’s home…the 2 Rocio’s, the 2 Corey’s, same thing…lets all get Christmas panetela…welcome back Notre Dame, now get dirty again…so many jingles…our defunct brands section is great…why don’t we have a word for sicote in english?...yeah, Pepe le Pew has been cancelled…we’re pretty sure DJ was buzzed in this episode…Last Coquito: Our Cultura House & Talks familyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com