Pero Let Me Tell You

Who better than Uncle Al to start the show…ASMR with Darwin should be a show…hot sauce should NOT kick you in the face without flavor…shoutout to the locals keeping it real like Martha of Miami, Burger Beast, Lucy Lopez, Billy Corben and the list goes on…Dolphins player or San Lazaro…the Miami bubble is real…of course Hialeah was the hacking test market…we’re on IP overload…YouTube really does have it all…DARE in Miami was an exercise in hypocrisy…you gotta work hard to have work ethic…it’s a falta de respeto thing…trigger is triggering Darwin…RIP Dial a Teacher…the Miami clique of it all…changing election dates and the optics of Miami government…at least developers won’t kill you, so bonus points…Last Cafecito: Thomas Kennedy and TX First RespondersTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/

How is it already 350 episodes…love us a dancing opening…so much Junior cam today and we want more…even DJs simple order is complicated…shout out to Tristan…catch us at FL Supercon in July, the cosplay will be fun…Ish is skimpy swimwear ahead of the curve…cover up or strip down, just do what makes you confident…let’s all get Saved by the Bell swimsuits…the worst thing is feeling anxiety over going to work…kudos to this new generation for not puting up with toxic workplaces…Office Space was VERY predictive…all the telecom colors…Aunt Viv 1 vs Aunt Viv 2…put us on the Pyramid or Price is Right…Tiny Chef showed more emotion than most humans on socials…maybe we’re just upset Bezos didn’t invite us…what celebrities would you invite to your wedding is a great question…Happy Birthday, America…Last Cafecito: Barbara Walters documentary & Johan EliaschTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/

About time we get to honor this living legend…being from Miami means you have to embrace that accent…hell, Lucy monetized it…of course cousins are her characters…we need a Tetica Spears t-shirt…Pesadita vibes are not a bad thing…late 90s, early 2000s WAS absolutely great in Miami…we just introduced Lucy to Cary Cruz…you can’t teach authenticity and this woman is genuine…don’t be a gatekeeper…Gloria & Lucy meeting is way beyond time to happen…always dream big mi gente…hmm is The Wknd actually Alvarez Guedes…celebrate the journey of your whole family…having met Lucy’s parents, know we love them too…we need more creative matchmakers…”don’t stop, get it, get it” is poetry…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/

We do NOT wanna kill Junior…da bomb sauce is awful…DJ WOULD be a St Bernard…apologies to our Miata lovers…congrats to our girl, Lucy Lopez on her Proclamation from the city of Miami-Dade…the BTUs just hit different…to valet or not to valet…welcome to DJ’s meat corner…hey, the butter was room temperature when all was said and done…don’t check out on the news, but give yourself meaningful breaks…doomscrolling isn’t the answer…seriously, why do people on IG rant in their kitchens…is half true, still true…Bob Fosse, national treasure and a helluva dancer…bring on the Diddy defense…old school New Edition, bring it…dammit Brandy & Monica, bring the tour to FL…look at Junior with the Monica connection…maybe we do have famous listeners…Snow, Vanilla Ice & MC Hammer, what a combo…let’s do spelling in songs again…Last Sodas: American Airlines & Wired TVTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Enrique had some bops…all the Iglesias family…the fragrance of Julio Iglesias…bring back Showtime at the Apollo…sigh, Kendall is not the hood…for the record, Costco ID’s are NOT valid for TSA…if you send Ish the sticker, the old drivers license is still valid…love us a jingle…it’s summer time, which means summer camp…too many people at the Louvre…mass tourism in Europe…vacay for the gram…those old Cuban vacations to the beach…so many songs of the Summer to choose from…who did the boy belong to, Monica or Brandy…don’t act like you didn’t do the Macarena…more Mark Morrison…soap operas are called that for a reason…of course we’re talking defunct soaps…before you dress, Caress…Last Soda: Pam AndersonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

We love interviewing a trailblazer…we do deserve better…spite is a great motivator…disruption isn’t the only thing, it’s about actually making change…local government is where things really happen…get educated with Ish…true term limits will help things actually get done…UFC has nothing on Miami commission meetings…we need to preserve Coconut Grove and all of our city’s personality…get engaged mi gente…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Yay the Junior cam is back…we’re totally nerds with our literature talk…of course Ish relates to a novel about boozing it up and good times…Hansel y Raul forever…ugh, Holden Caufield was tremendo chiquito malcriado…Shakespeare created so many of our sayings…ok, we all used the damned Game Genie…listen, the Princess was the best player in Super Mario 2, period…Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out…who doesn’t love a giant eggplant on PBS…not even Elizabeth Hurley was safe from being cheated on…We miss greatest hits…seriously, pretty sure Gloria nor Whoopi remembers that movie…are we more open with Ai than an actual person…a machine can never truly recreate human creativity…Last Sodas: Las Paredes Oyen & Cole Escola/Nicole ScherzingerTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

We need Junior back on camera…multiple cameras, Matrix or Desi Arnaz…what DOES Michael Jackson say in that song…Swahili did have an 80s moment…Y2K was so much for nothing…unlocking memories one AOL sound effect at a time…the dental nagging during a deep cleaning…dog groomers don’t get to complain about knots if they’re charging you to remove them…men, our mental health is of utmost importance, please don’t ignore it…Ish’s speedos can only be in attention grabbing colors…DJ had no shave years…from Cuban to Guido…dear graduates, don’t lose your optimism…man that Baz Luhrman poem really does hit different as you get older…who picks a fruit cup when overwhelmed with dessert…scientifically the chicken came before the egg…who doesn’t love a knock knock joke…Fast & the Furious is high octane sci-fi……Last Sodas: Graduation Day videos & Tom LlamasTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Repping Kendall…definitely a drinking shots heavy episode…hey, respect the Mama Juana…shout out to Miami-Dade College…searching the crates…follow your passion…let’s give 2 Live Crew the respect they deserve…nostalgia colored glasses…does counterculture even exist anymore with social…DJ saying culo should be a ringtone…we met the kid who trademarked ‘de pinga’...Pitbull is another overlooked talent…going back to your roots with your mom is pretty hardcore…hip-hop is EVERYWHERE…the Che Guevara convo has entered the building…we love us an eclectic, under the radar Mt Rushmore…hmm is hip-hop the new jazz…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603