Pero Let Me Tell You

Bring us Robbie Williams as a monkey…mira que hay cada fairy tale…for someone who doesn’t like musicals, DJ sure does talk about them…Ish as Peter Pan just sorta makes sense…Downtown Disney, Eckerd’s, Joe Robbie, listen we’re old…thinking of everyone affected by Hurricane Helene…Pero Primos, we love when you activate…do the Menendez Bros deserve to go free?…all her good work aside, is Kim K REALLY someone to be a legal advocate…please just stop asking celebrities for opinions on global issues like it’s their job…unless it’s Don Francisco asking…Dear AA, Ish has had it, officially…seriously though, nobody wants to lug around a 3 legged Vixen…it’s our last Tristan chat in the old studio…Last Sodas: Global Empowerment Mission & Inspirational QuoteTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Grease IS the word…el pobre Franki Valli…group dance is a requirement at Rydell Hight…our thoughts go out to those affected by Hurricane Helene…of course Ish opens his mouth and the Miami falls out…hmmm, Pin Pan Pollo St Augustine has a nice ring to it…those Keebler elves are totally export soda cracker mafia…EXPORT SODAS…look at the diversity of DJ’s Friday night Blockbuster selection…we can’t be the only ones hating Pixar for being so good…from Diddy to Delve, hubris is always the problem…old movies never go out of style, neither does the Twilight Zone…spooky season is here and so is DJ’s fave haunted hotel…Last Sodas: Hoda Kotb & FX’s English Teacher sitcomTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Bringing back ‘cag’…insomnia at the C&C Music Factory…how much lube is too much lube…does absolute power, corrupt absolutely?…no orgy should require an IV…aww, poor Mase…Christina had the voice, but she wasn’t a sex kitten…Subway tastes like Subway, even the items you’ve never had before…oh DJ could ABSOLUTELY work at a Subway…and so the hunt begins for shorter short shorts…in his head, Ish is now part of Melrose Place…seriously, though it’s like they’re just regular people…video coming soon…Last sodas: Emerson Romero & Liza Colon-ZayasTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

The best ideas always come from unexpected places…man, now THAT sounds like a Noche Buena…fine, we guess there are some Cubans who like spicy…traditions survive when they evolve…tostone chips are DELICIOUS…here we go, making Ish sweat while eating again…sometimes family can work together…hmmm, should we put our faces on a logo…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Ish just doesn’t get ASMR…sending good vibes to NOLA…gotta give it Tay Tay on the timing…yeah if chickens were disappearing from Hialeah, that’s indisputable…AI rears its head again…leave Celine alone…look at DJ offering advice to the Trump campaign…who wants to see a debate on a cruise ship…the VMAs might as well have been the 27th anniversary…kept man and didn’t even have to put out after meeting Austin Powers…Fyre Fest Round 2 should be hosted by us…should we bring back the Harlem Shake?…yeah, planes had phones on them kids…remembering 9/11 never gets easier…Last Sodas: Bon Jovi & Jorge RamosTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

New music from The Weekend is DJ’s personal Christmas…man, so many Pero Primos knew about Pueblo, CO…ahhh the fantasy class ships of Carnival…oh to be a fly on the wall when Nery learned about Only Fans…of course there’s a touch of narcissism…fingers crossed so Tori Spelling can help her finances…DWTS’ narrative shouldn’t be about someone famous for being a criminal…if only we didn’t have to discuss school shootings…experiencing a shooter drill was scary even without an active shooter…gun reform alone ain’t gonna cut it, mental health has to be front and center…Ish did got listen to Daniel Bedingfield’s debut album…can’t wait to share the news…oh hey there, Tristan…Last Sodas: Paralympics & Paralympians and The Muppets/Jim HensonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

What a great title…thankfully Ish really liked this book…it was hot, but still a beautiful day at Tinta y Cafe…sometimes a story just needs to get out of you…get over the impostor syndrome kids…from Miami to NC, can’t take the Cuban out of the girl…ok, now we wanna taste her mom’s frijoles…many times life gives you all the inspiration you need…these characters are so authentic, Ish kinda hates them at times…love that our history is baked into this work of fiction, never forget it…psst, Ana Villafañe, let’s make this happen…ok and Eva Mendes too since we want her esponjas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Who doesn’t love Muppet Babies…TNT, acme and anvils, cartoons taught us so much…we did find out what was being sent from Pueblo…no really disagreeing with Miami’s rude city designation…lack of self awareness, too true…inflation is real, but so is plain ol’ greed…mmmm, Denny’s French Silk Pie we miss you…there is such a thing as too much celebs, especially with politics…language dependent personality is a real thing…dammit, DJ’s got it on lock vs Ish with personality in Spanish…we WILL do the infomercial documentary…Cher AND Judith Light, yes please…there’s no longer an end to the programming day…Barbaros de la Semana: Ron de Santis & Benny MoreTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com

Reading is fundamental…how DO you pronounce ‘eponymous’?…RIP Phil Donahue…you can’t create a viral sensation, it just has to happen…it’s the last week to be demure…Lana de Rey = NYC, obviously…Cristina, icon, period…Nery is a natural blonde who loves Paris Hilton’s music…sir if your head is visibly bleeding, you need to wrap it…and now it’s time our show goes off the rails…castaño just doesn’t exist in English…Barbaros de la Semana: Gus Walz & Ana Victoria Espino de SantiagoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Barbaro Mojo: Use code PERO25 for 25% off at https://barbaromojo.com