Pero Let Me Tell You

Every ep should start with old school Nintendo…eelcome back DJ…it took a lot for us not to break last episode…was there an election or something this week…you can’t just put a new product on the market without enough time to test it…it’s the economy, stupid…wtf is a ghost job listing…now & forever, Sesame Street…wow, three past guests who worked on Sesame Street…we could talk Muppets all day…6 years without going to work? Sign us up…ham! Ham! Ham!...Old Navy es tremendo bargain pa’resolver….tone down on the spritzing, Macys…and yet again, Ish deciphers DJ’s mixed up celebrity references…Last Soda: Poll workers & producer JuniorTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Welcome back Brittany…love when people we love are on each other’s shows…hmmm, Ocala or frozen eggs?...she gets nervous after hosting her own radio show…Bubonic Core is a thing…Miami naked is just different…listen to Big Yikes…isn’t single by choice the ultimate pro-choice…sometimes you have to prioritize one vs the other…reclaim your breakup…take good care of her, New York…who DOES have time to sort out bisexuality…of course Junior knows Brittany…possibly one of the hardest working women in comedy…don’t limit your goals because benchmarks change…making Arsht Center…making a documentary about comics is definitely a cry for help…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

It’s our slightly belated Halloween episode…and now DJ will REALLY commit to the bit…for real though, that Dwayne Wade statue is NOT flattering…offf that Lucille Ball statue though is way worse…mmm poutine…go on Robyn Sparkles…we ARE all Southerners to Canadians…a croqueta recall is absolutely terrifying…so murder isn’t enough for Ish to completely stop being friends with DJ…mira que The Weeknd loves shouting out names of cities on tour…can you endorse one person and still be considered impartial, even if it’s an editorial?...does The Weeknd promote his albums THIS much…we like to think the beanie is still at the CN Tower…Bunny & The Weeknd does have a nice ring to it…Last Soda: DJTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

We swear, there is a Junior and he’s contributing to the conversation…we owe pagans for the arbolito…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest (for real this time)...are you Team Tom or Team Summer…DJ’s WB/UPN/FOX teen drama blindness…seriously, how does Ish know what he’s talking about…el apagaon de Cuba no esta en nada…again, listen to everyone’s lived experience dammit…just cuz you have a family doesn’t make you more qualified for things…not one of these influencers selling things is saying anything…we love all the insurance mascots, even the fact they have them…Bring on the World Series (go Yankees!)...maybe we’ll do one of our shows in Antarctica…is anyone surprised Ish knows the Elvira story…Last Sodas: Taylor Swift & VotingTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Surprise Monday ep!!!...How does a Miami boy get that twang…damn, all FOUR chairs turned around…never heard Castro in a country song before…take the boy outta Miami, but not Miami outta the boy…from actor to country singer…and now at the Improv on 10/23…oh yeah and at Marine Stadium in Nov…maybe Ish should get a cowboy hat…from bro to y’all in like 5 minutes…in the specificity lies the broadness…of course Camila won him over with ‘Acere’...let’s please get that Orlando/Sammy double bill…look at Ish recognizing a steel drum…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Thank you all for your love with the show…awww, DJ’s parents got the right cake…RIP Liam Payne…mental health affects anyone, anytime…demons in the closet is a great metal band name…man, pero que caro esta the American Dream…seriously, who has that 0.5 child and how are they divided up…Ish does love him an over the top horror movie…it’s aguacate, not palta and we don’t care who says otherwise…yeah DJ’s La Lupe sounds like Earth Kitt…the Halloween costume gauntlet has been thrown, no basic costumes allowed…Last Sodas: Celia Cruz & The Monster SquadTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Bring on the vocal exercises…it’s our first live video ep…thanks Cultura Media House for bringing us into the family…great, now we need to worry about cameras…it’s our video era apparently…pero que set mas Linda…thoughts and love go out to everyone affected by Hurricane Milton…seriously, though conspiracy theorists are like the Punta Cana of believing…bring back Pangea…la Gaga en Antarctica…wow, DJ really does NOT know about zoology…hoping El Tyger recovers…is there a pop culture community divide…should Mariaelena be our next opening…kicking the bucket is not the same as kicking the can…the eternal debate between us is whether Fallon is funny or not…SNL & Sabado Gigante, the perfect combo…representation matters, even if it’s El Chacal…Last soda: Burger BeastTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Bring us Robbie Williams as a monkey…mira que hay cada fairy tale…for someone who doesn’t like musicals, DJ sure does talk about them…Ish as Peter Pan just sorta makes sense…Downtown Disney, Eckerd’s, Joe Robbie, listen we’re old…thinking of everyone affected by Hurricane Helene…Pero Primos, we love when you activate…do the Menendez Bros deserve to go free?…all her good work aside, is Kim K REALLY someone to be a legal advocate…please just stop asking celebrities for opinions on global issues like it’s their job…unless it’s Don Francisco asking…Dear AA, Ish has had it, officially…seriously though, nobody wants to lug around a 3 legged Vixen…it’s our last Tristan chat in the old studio…Last Sodas: Global Empowerment Mission & Inspirational QuoteTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Grease IS the word…el pobre Franki Valli…group dance is a requirement at Rydell Hight…our thoughts go out to those affected by Hurricane Helene…of course Ish opens his mouth and the Miami falls out…hmmm, Pin Pan Pollo St Augustine has a nice ring to it…those Keebler elves are totally export soda cracker mafia…EXPORT SODAS…look at the diversity of DJ’s Friday night Blockbuster selection…we can’t be the only ones hating Pixar for being so good…from Diddy to Delve, hubris is always the problem…old movies never go out of style, neither does the Twilight Zone…spooky season is here and so is DJ’s fave haunted hotel…Last Sodas: Hoda Kotb & FX’s English Teacher sitcomTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603