OLD CASTARDS with Smith & Jones

It's Episode 31, and everybody is away! Don't fear though, as we have previously unheard content for you still! Smith hosts the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' quiz before playing an old clip about fish fingers and custard (and Doctor Who) that he recorded with Tunny. Then, Marky and Gnarky bring you last week's CRAZY FACTS and CRAZY NEWS, which revolve around 90s Saturday night TV shows inclduing, Gladiators, Blind Date, The Big Break, and Noel's House Party. Things get crazier when the hosts discuss a Super Bowl winner losing his ring in a pool of Skyline Chili, and an escaped racehorse joining commuters at a train station. Smith ends the episode with the answers to the quiz. Back to normal next week!Check out our socials:https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy

IT'S EPISODE 30!!! In this episode, Marky and Gnarky discuss their furthest travels in each compass direction, their dream destinations, and the importance of taking breaks for mental health. They also celebrate the 30th episode of the podcast and express gratitude to the listeners and the Oldmen Army community. Marky and Gnarky address the absence of Mr. Jones and Sir Tunny, who are taking breaks for personal reasons. They also introduce the new social media accounts for Oldmen Army and invite listeners to engage and provide feedback. The hosts then discuss Scream Day. They talk about the importance of expressing oneself and the therapeutic benefits of screaming. They mention famous screams in movies and music, such as the Wilhelm scream and Chester Bennington's scream in Linkin Park songs. They suggest celebrating Scream Day by screaming! In 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLDMAN' Marky and Gnarky answer 5 trivia questions each and struggle to remember the 5th member of One Direction. They discuss Kelly Clarkson, PS2s, Tom Hanks, SMTV Live and Limp Bizkit. The podcast ends with a discussion about Julie Andrews and her awards.Check out all the shiny new socials!https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy

It's episode 29! To begin, Marky and Gnarky discuss recent experiences with allergies and heat stroke, and getting hit by footballs. The conversation then shifts to their favourite subjects in school and the benefits of performing arts. They celebrate National Banana Day and share fun facts about bananas, including their radioactive properties and the various ways to enjoy them. The hosts discuss hosting a banana party, and fruits that are technically not berries. They also talk about unique fruits like pineberries and candy floss grapes. The conversation then transitions to the British Academy Games Awards, where they discuss the winners in different categories, including Best Game, Best Animation, and Best New Intellectual Property. They also share some interesting gaming news. Gnarky delivers his CRAZY FACTS in "true or false" style, before Marky's CRAZY NEWS about hoo haas and testes. Keep your eyes peeled on the Oldmen Army YouTube channel for this week's exciting edition of the quiz! Contact us (please!):oldmenarmy@gmail.comhttps://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy

It's episode 28! To start, Smith and Jones discuss the Oldmen Army eSports Team, International Beaver Day and The Fish Doorbell, before the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLDMAN' quiz (which is entirely fair!). The CRAZY FACTS are about beavers - The hosts discuss famous beavers, the official symbol of Canada and the plural of moose. CRAZY NEWS features a rat lurking in the toilet and the return of Baba Vanga. OLD AVERSIONS is 'Tech Troubles Part2' where they move on the conversation methodically and discuss the challenges of tech jargon overload and the difficulty of understanding complex tech terms. They also mention their experiences with Windows troubleshooter and how Reddit is a helpful resource for finding answers to various questions. In this conversation, Mark and Ben also discuss various tech-related topics including device dilemmas, internet issues and digital distractions (we're looking at you, TikTok). They share personal experiences and insights into troubleshooting tech problems. This is one for the tech enthusiasts! As always, the pod ends with the quiz results. The fish doorbell (visdeurbel.nl)Contact us (please!):oldmenarmy@gmail.comhttps://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy

It's episode 27! Smith and Tunnicliffe discuss their Easter Sunday activities, attending the Insomnia gaming event, having a meet-up, and the significance of British Summertime! They also talk about Tunny's lack of knowledge about popular movies and TV shows, before Mark challenges him with 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' quiz questions. CRAZY FACTS sparks conversation about ancient beer, the benefits of a vegetarian diet, the end of Lent, and their love for hot cross buns, while CRAZY NEWS covers Alan Titchmarsh's trousers and the return of Punxsutawney Phil. OLD AVERSIONS delves into the world of tech troubles, starting with software and system updates (particularly with OBS and Discord). In this segment, Smith and Tunnicliffe discuss various tech-related frustrations including device compatibility issues, unintuitive user interfaces, password fatigue, tech support nightmares and privacy concerns with targeted ads. As always, the episode ends with the answers to the quiz. Can Tunny redeem himself?? Contact us (please!):oldmenarmy@gmail.comhttps://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy

It's episode 26! To start the episode, Smith and Jones discuss various topics including Chocolate Covered Raisin Day, the famous Reddit user "Ramses the Pigeon", encountering Ed Sheeran at a concert, and a new video on the Oldmen Army YouTube channel. They also engage in a quiz called 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' and share some CRAZY FACTS and CRAZY NEWS. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various chocolate-related topics, including the relaxing smell of chocolate, visiting chocolate factories, and a Nazi plot to kill Winston Churchill with chocolate. They also talk about a 75-year-old grandmother who has become a global Fortnite gaming sensation, and the controversy surrounding the use of Lego heads by a police department. Finally in OLD AVERSIONS, they share their frustrations with booking appointments with doctors, dentists and optometrists. In this segment, Mark and Ben discuss their experiences with medical tests and appointments, including eyesight tests and MRI scans. They also share their frustrations with waiting times at hospitals and dentists, as well as the high cost of medical care. The episode closes with the answers to the quiz.Contact us (please!):oldmenarmy@gmail.comhttps://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy