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Why Nobody Does Funerals Like the Irish | The Aftershow
Welcome to the Aftershow of Not So Christian Brothers, released every Saturday.
This week, Rebecca, Justin, and Beatrice continue the conversation about loss, legacy, and the powerful traditions that make Irish funerals so unique. After honoring Anne in Thursday’s main episode, the Aftershow dives deeper into the “four objects” tradition, exploring how everyday items — a blanket, a dog lead, a football boot, or even a coffee cup — can capture a person’s life in ways words sometimes cannot
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.From showbiz glamour to meditation pillows, Bill Clinton’s listening trick to why Irish wakes were once the best place to meet a partner, this Aftershow balances raw honesty, humor, and reflection. Nobody does funerals like the Irish — and nobody leaves without a laugh.
🙏 Remembering Anne, with love to Colm, Alex, and Holly.
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00:00 – Welcome to the Aftershow
01:00 – What objects represent Rebecca? Watch, makeup bag & showbiz chaos
05:00 – The Irish wake tradition: community, gambling, and meeting partners
08:00 – What objects represent Beatrice & Justin? Shoes, meditation pillows & coffee cups
14:00 – How people remember us: warmth, hugs & how you make others feel
16:00 – Bill Clinton’s listening trick at the Ritz & lessons in presence
18:30 – Monica Lewinsky’s reinvention & resilience
19:00 – Closing: remembering Anne & looking ahead to Colm’s return
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14. The End of Motherhood? | Declining Birth Rates & Why Men Only Talk About Sports
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13. Is Your Phone the New Opioid? | Meta on Trial & The Secret Language of Men
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12. "You Have a Huge Ego" | The Brothers Roast Each Other & The Berlin Club
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11. Why Men Are Afraid to Tell Their Bosses They Are Struggling (71% Won't Speak Up)
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10. "Why Are You Staying In This Relationship?" (Justin Gets Brutally Honest)
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9. The US Empire is Collapsing & The "Doomsday"
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8. "I Was In Bed With Victoria Beckham" | The Truth About The Wedding Drama
20:16||Season 5, Ep. 8The "Not So Christian Brothers" After Show dives straight into the biggest celebrity scandal of the year: The Beckham Family Feud.Colm drops a bombshell story from his radio days about the time he was literally "in bed" with Victoria Beckham for an interview—and reveals what she was really like behind the scenes . The team dissects Brooklyn Beckham’s explosive 6-page open letter and the rumors of an "inappropriate dance" at his wedding .We also cover:Dating Older Women: Justin explains why he prefers older women (and recounts the time a 60-year-old woman tried to recruit him for a "Saga Singles Tour") .Men's Health: The boys get real about erectile dysfunction, prostate exams, and why "porn addiction" is a major issue for men under 40 .Greenland & Trump: A quick check-in on the geopolitical madness of Donald Trump trying to buy (or invade) Greenland.Bedroom Banter: What can you say in a restaurant and in the bedroom? "I'm open to anything, darling" .📅 New episodes every Thursday & Sunday🗓️ Release Date: Sunday, 25/01/2026⏱️ Chapters00:00 – Intro: Justin’s "Saga Singles Tour" Mistake 02:18 – Dating Older Women: Why it’s easier 05:00 – Men’s Health: Erectile Dysfunction & Porn Addiction 06:15 – The "Restaurant vs. Bedroom" Game 07:20 – Storytime: Colm in bed with Victoria Beckham 09:30 – The Beckham Feud: Was Brooklyn’s childhood "sterile"? 14:20 – Image Rights: How David Beckham turned his kids into a tax brand 16:51 – Is the Beckham marriage a sham? 19:16 – Teaser: A new scandal is about to break... 📌 Important Listener NotesDisclaimer: Justin is not a doctor. Discussions about health are personal experiences only.Support: Please like, subscribe, and follow us on Spotify and YouTube to help us grow!
7. "My Testosterone Went Up 47%" | Justin’s Cialis Confession & The Greenland
37:39||Season 5, Ep. 7In this explosive Main Show, Justin drops a bombshell about men's health right from the start. He reveals the results of his latest bio-hacking experiment: after quitting sugar and taking a daily micro-dose of Cialis, his testosterone levels have skyrocketed by 47% in just one year .The lads have a brutally honest (and hilarious) conversation about the reality of aging, including erectile dysfunction affecting 40% of men over 38, the importance of the dreaded "finger" prostate exam and why "mouth breathing" is destroying your sleep .We also discuss:Sugar Addiction: Justin is weeks into a total sugar detox, while Colm remembers the grim 80s snack of "sugar sandwiches" .The Beckham Feud: We analyze the fallout from Brooklyn Beckham's 6-page Instagram post and the "inappropriate dance" Victoria had with him at his wedding .Trump’s War: Is Donald Trump about to invade Greenland to distract from the Epstein list? And why Ireland is the next strategic target for global superpowers .Mouth Taping: Why Justin tapes his mouth shut at night to cure asthma and improve performance .📅 New episodes every Thursday & Sunday🗓️ Release Date: Thursday, 22/01/2026⏱️ Chapters00:00 – Intro: Quitting Sugar & The "Sugar Sandwich" 02:40 – Health Hack: How Justin increased his testosterone by 47% 03:50 – The Cialis Experiment & Erectile Dysfunction 04:30 – The Prostate Exam: "Look Ma, No Hands!" 07:12 – Why "Mouth Breathing" Causes Dysfunction 10:00 – Night Sweats, Drooling & Teeth Grinding 13:00 – How to Tape Your Mouth (Cheaply) 14:34 – The Beckhams: Brooklyn’s 6-Page Letter & The Wedding Drama 22:44 – Geopolitics: Trump, Greenland & The Epstein Distraction 33:56 – Did World War III Start in 1945? 35:25 – Why Ireland is a strategic target for invasion📌 Important Listener NotesDisclaimer: Justin is not a doctor. Please consult a medical professional before taking Cialis or taping your mouth shut.Support: Please like, subscribe, and follow us to help us reach more listeners in 2026!