Not so Christian Brothers

Colm is back on Irish soil! With Justin away working (possibly in Gibraltar... or the toilet), Rebecca steps into the co-host chair to debrief Colm on his emotional and chaotic trip to the USA.Colm opens up about spending his first Christmas without his wife, Anne. He shares a raw and powerful moment of realisation on the Brooklyn Bridge and describes the solitude of walking to Ground Zero alone at 6:30 AM on Christmas morning .But it wasn't all heavy:Miami Vice: Colm reports on the insane security in South Beach for New Year's Eve—including police drones and actual TANKS on the streets .Rip-Off America: The team discusses the eye-watering cost of living in the US, where a glass of wine is $15 and tipping culture has hit 42%.The Smell of NYC: Why New York now smells exclusively of "weed and rotting vegetation".Grief is the Word: Colm reveals he has started writing about his loss and is considering turning it into a one-man play .Damp January: Forget Dry January; Colm explains why he is committing to a "Damp" one instead.📅 New episodes every Thursday & Sunday🗓️ Release Date: Sunday, 11/01/2026⏱️ Chapters00:00 – Intro: Colm Returns (and Terry’s "backless pants" idea) 01:30 – Miami Chaos: Drag shows and Tanks on the beach 03:09 – Why Colm would never live in Miami (Traffic Nightmares) 04:54 – New York: Walking through movie sets & The Ghostbusters Garage 05:34 – The Emotional Core: "Crossing the Bridge" of grief in Brooklyn 07:30 – Christmas Morning alone at the World Trade Center 11:32 – The Shakespearean Uber Driver from Puerto Rico 14:10 – Dreaming of Anne & Writing "Grief is the Word" 18:50 – Stranded in Tennessee: Cowboys & Dollywood 20:00 – Rip-Off Alert: $80 Wine and Tipping Culture 21:48 – Why New York smells like weed 26:23 – The photo of Holly (and seeing Anne in her) 33:23 – What is "Damp January"? 📌 Important Listener NotesJustin Update: Justin is away this week (working hard, we assume).Socials: Follow us on Instagram @notsochristianbrothers to see the photos of Colm on the Brooklyn Bridge.Support: Please like, subscribe, and follow the podcast to help us grow in 2026!

The Not So Christian Brothers have left the building! While Rebecca freezes back in the Greystones studio, Colm and Justin report live from Miami, sharing the chaos of their US road trip.From getting stranded in Knoxville (Cowboy Hat country) to avoiding the "awful" Newark airport, the lads discuss the reality of travel in 2026. They break down the insane cost of living in the US—including a shocking $145 breakfast for three people and $17 glasses of wine—leading Colm to share his top money-saving tip: "Prinking" (Pre-Drinking) in the hotel room .We also cover:The Florida Boom: Why everyone is fleeing New York for Miami (low taxes, no masks, and Governor DeSantis) .NY Politics: Can the new Mayor fix the "slumlord" housing crisis in New York? .Miami Vice: Visiting the Versace Mansion, seeing Al Pacino's Scarface car, and the insane police presence (including tanks!) on New Year's Eve .Justin’s New Addiction: After quitting smoking and alcohol, Justin reveals he is now quitting sugar using the Allen Carr method .📅 New episodes every Thursday & Sunday🗓️ Release Date: Thursday, 08/01/2026⏱️ Chapters00:00 – Intro: Rebecca freezes in Greystones while the lads sweat in Miami.01:00 – The "Coldest Day" in Miami vs. Dubai stares.01:40 – New York Chaos: The Brooklyn Bridge TikTok hoax & snowstorms.03:00 – The $145 Breakfast: Surviving the US Cost of Living.04:00 – Colm’s Guide to "Prinking" (Pre-Drinking) to save money.04:52 – Why you should avoid Newark Airport at all costs.06:00 – Stranded in Knoxville: Cowboys & Dolly Parton.08:27 – The Florida Tax Haven: Why the rich are moving to Miami.11:00 – Can the new NY Mayor fix the housing crisis?16:00 – Funeral Homes & The Kenmare Connection?18:30 – New Year's Eve: Drag Shows, Versace Mansion & Police Tanks.23:20 – Justin’s Resolution: Quitting Sugar (The Allen Carr Method).28:00 – The Psychology of Treats: Why we eat to commiserate.📌 Important Listener NotesLocation: This episode was recorded on location in Miami, USA.Resolutions: Let us know what you are giving up this year! (Sugar? Alcohol? Or just bad vibes?)Support: Please like, subscribe, and follow us to keep the show on the road (literally).

The chaos of the New Year continues as Justin, Colm, and Rebecca dive deeper into their 2026 predictions—and things get dark (and hilarious).Colm reveals a terrifying Nostradamus prediction about a "stench and pestilence" sweeping Europe, linked to a new theory about mosquitoes hitchhiking on airplanes . Justin argues that society has become too "namby-pamby" and offended by everything, leading to extreme reactions .We also discuss:The "Pregnancy" Debate: Justin states firmly that men cannot get pregnant and argues we need to stop pretending otherwise .Furniture People: Colm talks about an Instagram influencer who identifies as a coffee table (yes, really) .The Missing Years of Jesus: Justin doubles down on his theory that Jesus trained as a Buddhist monk in the Khyber Pass and didn't die on the cross .Fashion & Fitness: Why "dress for the job you want" means 80s shoulder pads are back, and Colm’s plan to walk the Camino in 2026 .📅 New episodes every Thursday & Sunday🗓️ Release Date: Sunday, 04/01/2026⏱️ Chapter00:00 – Intro: Val Doonican & Justin’s Jumper 01:28 – Nostradamus 2026: The "Stench and Pestilence" 03:05 – Are We Too Easily Offended? (The "Namby Pamby" Debate) 06:40 – The Influencer Who Identifies as a Coffee Table 08:51 – Justin: "Men Cannot Be Pregnant" 10:44 – Colm’s Big Plan: Walking the Camino in 2026 12:54 – Fashion: The Return of Formal Wear & Blazers 19:24 – The End of the World (Hebrew Texts & The Antichrist) 21:40 – Conspiracy: Did Jesus Survive the Cross? 30:00 – AI Update: How to make money with ChatGPT 5.2📌 Important Listener NotesPoll: Check out our Spotify poll on whether men and women can really be friends.Support: Please like, subscribe, and follow us on Spotify and YouTube to help us grow in 2026!Socials: Follow us on Instagram @notsochristianbrothers for clips and chaos.

Happy New Year! We kick off 2026 with a bang as the full team reunites to predict the future. Colm has run his theories through ChatGPT and predicts a United Ireland... sort of, involving a civil war between Munster and Leinster fought exclusively with garden furniture .Justin drops his serious financial forecast for the year, warning of a "Dead Cat Bounce" in the US markets and explaining why he thinks the rich are about to get richer off AI .We also cover:The Jesus Conspiracy: Justin argues that Jesus spent his "missing years" training as a Buddhist monk in the Khyber Pass, while Colm thinks the 11-year-old on a donkey story doesn't add up.Fashion Forecast: Why the "Green Jumper" is back, and why 2026 will see the return of formal wear (think Mad Men and Dynasty) .The "Wife Beater" Vest: A chaotic debate about sleeveless t-shirts, Stella Artois, and why Colm was once attacked by two women checking his sleeves .Dinner Party from Hell: Justin's dream dinner guests include Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un (and Elle Macpherson just for balance)📅 New episodes every Thursday & Sunday🗓️ Release Date: Thursday, 01/01/2026⏱️ Chapter00:00 – Intro: Nana Mouskouri & Impure Thoughts 02:40 – Colm’s Wild 2026 Predictions (Cork Republic & Garden Furniture War) 07:35 – Justin’s Financial Forecast: The "Dead Cat Bounce" 10:30 – Crypto Update: Is Bitcoin finally a safe bet? 12:36 – Fashion Trends: Why we're all wearing suits in 2026 16:16 – The "Wife Beater" Vest Controversy 19:24 – The End of the World (According to Nostradamus & Hebrew Texts) 20:41 – The Jesus Conspiracy: Was he a Buddhist Monk? 26:00 – The Missing Bible Verse: Fasting & Praying 29:52 – AI Update: ChatGPT vs. Gemini & Becoming a Millionaire📌 Important Listener NotesFinancial Disclaimer: Justin’s comments on the US Stock Market and Bitcoin are not financial advice (even if he is wearing a serious jumper) .New Year's Resolution: Join Colm in his challenge... or don't .Support: Please like, subscribe, and follow us on Spotify and YouTube to help us take over 2026!

e’s back! After traveling the world backwards (or just being "high performance" somewhere), Justin returns to the studio just in time for the post-Christmas chaos.In this Aftershow special, the gang reunites to debrief on the holiday madness. Justin reveals his secret "Guerrilla Shopping" technique that allowed him to finish all his Christmas shopping in just 4 minutes .We also discuss:The Name Game: Why Colm thinks naming a baby "God" is perfectly acceptable (and why "God Murphy" might play for Shamrock Rovers) .Worst Gifts Ever: Rebecca shares the horror of receiving a pedicure kit from a boyfriend who clearly hated her feet Dream Dinner Guests: Justin’s controversial list includes Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Elle Macpherson (but definitely not Tyra Banks) .Vegetarian vs. Vegan: Terry clarifies once and for all that he eats honey and wears wool, despite the rumours .Catch up on all the laughs as we head into the New Year!📅 New episodes every Thursday & Sunday🗓️ Release Date: Sunday, 28/12/2025⏱️ Chapter00:00 – Intro: Justin Returns! (And why Colm looks like he's going to a Kneecap concert) 01:13 – Flashcards: Sea Swim or Charity Run? 02:00 – The Best Mince Pies in Greystones (Shoutout to Scéal Bakery) 03:00 – Justin’s Solo Christmas Preference 04:00 – Justin’s "Dictator Dinner Party" Guest List 05:53 – Naming a Baby "God" (and the Virgin Mary's excuse) 07:38 – The "Gorilla Shopping" Technique 07:49 – The Worst Christmas Gift Rebecca Ever Received 08:37 – Terry’s Wool Jumper Controversy (Is he really a vegan?) 09:28 – New Year Teaser & Where to find old episodes 📌 Important Listener NotesNew Year Special: Join us next week for our big Predictions & Resolutions episode!Back Catalogue: Need something to listen to during the "Chrimbo Limbo"? Check out our full library on Spotify and YouTube.Support: Please like, subscribe, and share the podcast to help us grow in 2026!

Merry Christmas! In this special festive episode (released early for your Christmas Eve drive), Justin is still missing in action, so Producer Rebecca steps in to save the day.This year is different for Colm. Facing his first Christmas without his wife Anne, he reveals why he can't stay in Ireland and is "running away" to New York and Miami with his kids to escape the memories of a house usually filled with lights and tradition .We also dive into:The Jesus Conspiracy: Colm claims the Pope "made up" Christmas and that Jesus was actually born on May 4th (May the 4th be with you?)The Christmas Dinner Guest List: Who would you invite, dead or alive? Colm picks Roy Keane and Reese Witherspoon, while Rebecca creates a "Bad Boy Corner" with Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Enoch Burke .Nativity Chaos: Why Rebecca couldn't see her own child in the play, and why Colm thinks the Innkeeper today would just send Mary and Joseph to the basement car park .The "Begging Letter" Story: Colm shares a shocking story about a neighbor's "begging letter" that asked specifically for Heineken .Whether you are spending Christmas solo, with a chaotic family, or just trying to survive until the New Year, this episode is for you.📅 New episodes every Thursday & Sunday (Special Wednesday Release!) 🗓️ Release Date: Wednesday, 24/12/2025⏱️ Chapters00:00 – Intro: Justin is MIA & Colm hates hats 00:57 – Conspiracy Theory: Was Jesus born on May 4th? 03:13 – Colm’s Christmas Plan: Running away to New York 05:27 – Do women make the magic of Christmas? 07:49 – Rebecca’s "Protestant Christmas" vs. Colm’s "Catholic Chaos" 11:00 – Drinking at 10am: The Hayes Family Tradition 13:03 – Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie? (Terry says yes) 17:55 – The Dream Dinner Party Guest List (Roy Keane & Enoch Burke) 21:00 – Flashcards: Sea Swim or Charity Run? 24:00 – Nativity Plays: "There's no room in the Inn" 26:35 – Would you let a homeless person stay for Christmas? 28:30 – The Shocking "Heineken" Begging Letter 31:46 – Final Message: Don't let anyone ruin your day📌 Important Listener NotesJustin Update: Justin is still traveling but will return in the Christmas After Show.Support: If you are finding Christmas tough, remember Colm's advice: the only person who can ruin your day is yourself .Action: Like, subscribe, and share the podcast with someone who needs a laugh this Christmas!

The "Not So Christian Brothers" AfterShow descends into chaos as producer Rebecca takes the therapy chair (Justin is still MIA) and Terry unleashes his most controversial opinion yet.We pick up right where the main show left off with the ultimate debate: Can men and women really be just friends?Terry argues a hard "NO," claiming that if a man has a female friend, he either has slept with her or wants to . This leads to a heated clash with Rebecca and Colm, who insist their own friendship proves him wrong.Also in this episode:Sponge Bath Trauma: Colm and Rebecca get weirdly specific about "sponging" and what it reminds them of (it’s not a spa day) .The "Louisa in the Bakery" Test: Terry asks if his wife would be upset if he suddenly became best friends with a random woman he met on the street. The answer? Probably yes .The Stalker Story: Colm reveals he’s had two stalkers in his radio career, one of which he had to report to the police .Chasing vs. Being Chased: Why Colm has never been chased by a woman in his life .📅 New episodes every Thursday & Sunday🗓️ Release Date: Sunday, 21/12/2025⏱️ Chapter Timings00:00 – Intro: The "Sponging" Conversation (It gets weird) 02:40 – The Debate Returns: Can men and women be friends? 03:29 – Terry’s Bombshell: "Men only want one thing" 05:57 – The "Only Friends With My Wife’s Friends" Rule 06:35 – The "Louisa in the Bakery" Scenario 08:52 – The Whisper Text: Sending late-night messages from bed 10:01 – Getting Caught: Do cheaters want to be found out? 13:47 – What if a platonic friend confessed their love 5 years later? 15:30 – Rebecca’s "I’m Madly In Love With You" Horror Story 17:13 – Do men like being chased? (Colm has never been chased) 18:31 – Colm’s Stalker Story (Teaser for January!)📌 Important Listener NotesNew Shows: New episodes of the Not So Christian Brothers podcast are released every Thursday & Sunday.Justin Update: Justin will be back next week for the Christmas Special!.Poll: Check our Spotify/Socials for the poll: Can men and women be just friends? Action: Like, subscribe, and DM us your thoughts (only nice things!)

With Justin currently traveling (or being a "high performance Ziploc" somewhere), producer Rebecca steps out from behind the desk to take the co-host chair .This week, the "Not So Christian Brothers" tackle the age-old When Harry Met Sally debate: Can men and women have a strictly platonic friendship?. Colm insists it’s entirely possible, citing his many female friends, but Rebecca admits that at 42, she’s starting to question if men always "want something" from the interaction .Also in this episode:Movie Club: Colm raves about the new film Blue Moon and Ethan Hawke’s performance , while Rebecca explains why she thinks George Clooney has lost his edge and is just playing a narcissist in J Kelly .Workplace Horror: Colm reveals a past radio partnership so toxic that just smelling his co-host's perfume in the lift made him feel physically sick .The "Fixer" Debate: Do men try to "fix" problems while women judge? Rebecca argues that her female friends are actually the judgmental ones, while Colm is the one who just listens .Tears & Laughter: A touching look back at Colm’s speech at his wife Anne’s funeral, and why humor is the only way to survive the darkest days .📅 New episodes every Thursday & Sunday 🗓️ Release Date: Thursday, 18/12/2025⏱️ Chapter Timings00:00 – Intro: Where is Justin? (And Rebecca takes the chair) 01:05 – Movie Review: Blue Moon & Why Ethan Hawke deserves an Oscar 03:41 – The George Clooney Debate: Actor or Narcissist? 06:40 – Hamnet Review: Why Rebecca cried her eyes out 09:20 – How Colm & Rebecca Met (The "Mat Leave" loneliness) 11:18 – The Big Question: Can Men & Women Be Just Friends? 13:51 – Blurred Lines in the Workplace & "Robin Thicke" moments 17:04 – Men "Fix" things, but do Women "Judge"? 23:11 – Colm’s Horror Story: The Co-Host Perfume that made him sick 24:34 – Did Colm's wife ever get jealous of his female friends? 33:00 – Finding humor in grief: Colm’s speech at Anne’s funeral 34:35 – The "SuperValu Nappy Run" Story📌 Important Listener NotesNew Shows: New episodes of the Not So Christian Brothers podcast are released every Thursday & Sunday.Guest Host: Justin is away this week; Producer Rebecca steps in as the main co-host.Action: If you enjoyed the dynamic, please like, subscribe, and follow the podcast on your platform of choice!

This week, the lads dive headfirst into the most explosive topic of all: marriage, sex, and the reality of long-term relationships.The debate ignites immediately with Colm’s controversial "Mick Jagger Theory"—his view that older men seek younger partners because women's sex drives diminish with age. This is immediately challenged by Rebecca, who argues that a lack of interest is often due to lack of communication, feeling unvalued, and not getting what they want in bed, not menopause.Justin cuts through the chaos with a raw take on intimacy, explaining that a great sex life needs a "lead up"—it starts at breakfast, not with a "raging boner".In this episode, we challenge everything you know about commitment:The Divorce Bombshell: Why 60% of divorces are filed by women and why men statistically benefit more from marriage.The Prison of Marriage: Is staying in a bad relationship "trapped consistently failing forever," and why young people view marriage as a "prison" rather than a choice.The Choice Problem: Terry argues that "too much choice" from social media is destroying relationships and confusing people about what they truly want.Dating App Shock: Colm’s hilarious (and slightly panicked) explanation of the Grindr app.📅 New episodes every Thursday & Sunday 🗓️ Release Date: Sunday, 14/12/2025⏱️ Chapter Timings00:00 – Intro: The Obsession with Celebrity Marriages (Kim Cattrall & Ryan Tubridy) 02:19 – Justin: Why I Only Date Older Women (Perspective & Grounding) 03:13 – Colm’s Mick Jagger Theory: Does Female Sex Drive Disappear? 04:30 – Rebecca’s Rebuttal: Sex Drive vs. Feeling Valued in Bed 05:54 – Justin: The Pearl Jam Song That Taught Me About Orgasm 07:51 – "Sex Starts at Breakfast" – Why the Lead-up Matters 09:27 – The Commitment Barrier: Why Young People Don’t Want to Work for Sex 10:32 – Is Marriage a Prison? The Failure of a Split 11:13 – Justin: It’s Better to Get Out Than Be "Trapped Failing Forever" 11:40 – Modern Choice: Why Younger Generations Aren't Getting Married 13:11 – "You Made Your Bed": The End of Sleeping in a Bad Marriage 15:10 – The Divorce Stat: Why 60% of Divorces Are Filed By Women 17:03 – The Gender Divide: Why Men & Women See Marriage So Differently 19:15 – Terry: How "Too Much Choice" Destroys Relationships 22:30 – Colm’s Grinder Revelation: "Men Near Me" 23:21 – Outro & Final Call to Action📌 Important Listener NotesNew Shows: New episodes of the Not So Christian Brothers podcast are released every Thursday & Sunday.High Engagement: This episode features a highly opinionated and potentially triggering debate on sex and gender roles in relationships.Action: Remember to like, subscribe, and follow the podcast on your chosen platform!