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They're Out of Gatorade. Now's The Time to Panic!

Hi. The Coca Cola Company ran out of Gatorade and they have this horrible other awful product I tell you about on today's podcast. Also, how I called out the chef at Applebees, for once again, a subpar "buffalo" wings experience. Also today, meet Paul Loren. This amazing singer/songwriter who first appeared on my Comedy Cellar Show. And, my first Taxi since the pandemic and Smokey and the Bandit -- Part 3. What is happening?!! 😂

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  • 112. The Sure Thing

    01:08:21
    On today's episode I lecture to my class on the importance of friendship and relationships. I'm worried about this generation of kids not having personal contacts and too much AI. I know it sounds silly but I've been seeing things with newer comics and my students that are worrying signs about the Earth's future. I know, right? But don't worry -- we're also talking about the Rob Reiner movie, "The Sure Thing", which I showed in class this week and according to the kids - it completely holds up so that's promising. Then of course, more cheese trouble at the Isle of Capri, intestinal trouble at Bloomingdales and a great night with college buddies. Well that's a well rounded episode I'd say. 😅
  • 111. Aaron Rodgers for Vice President

    57:51
    On this week's episode we travel to Connecticut from the City which is a horrible task to have dinner with the great Paul Shaffer only to find out we're not having dinner with the great Paul Shaffer (Spoiler Alert); also another awful dinner at Morso which is just so classic that I keep showing up there; a visit to the Geek Squad trying to sell the classic coverage bogus plan; yes, you heard right Aaron Rodgers possible run on one of those other Kennedy idiots tickets and the new Comedy Central show in England that had me extremely confused (and you will be too). It's an all new Juskow in the City.
  • 110. SPRING BREAK!! 2 - Their First Assignment

    01:07:28
    It's Spring Break again and it's once again time to Paaaarrrty! And, if you're like me that means a nice 6:00 pm reservation at a restaurant and then off to bed with you. But seriously folks. . . Went to dinner 3 times this week and nothing really horrible happened (darn). We did, however, get to burn that restaurant from last week as Evan called the owner and really let him have it. But, I should've just showed a movie this week in class - even my nephew fell asleep during my lecture. "I'm serious people, this is my job." AND, the newspaper search; beer flights and how stupid you are if you live in Queens. Yep, I went there. 😛
  • 109. The Scathing Book Club Review

    01:01:28
    This week the director of Clueless & Fast Times at Ridgemont High comes to class to regale us with her incredible stories of how Clueless got made and how a woman in 1982 was able to direct a motion picture; AND, how the book club I joined and left pulled a "Blue Man Group" on me (you'll get it); also, scathing articles on my favorite restaurant, Jimbo's and our favorite TV Show, Big John, Little John. Oh, and of course -- a new restaurant issue. HELLO!! I would say all in all - THIS is the podcast that describes everything about Juskow in the City.
  • 108. The Tootsie Roll Bowl at the Carlyle Hotel

    01:05:38
    The Carlyle hotel in New York City is a fancy hotel alright -- they have the fruit flavored tootsie rolls at the front desk and let me tell you something -- that's usually only Halloween candy - so that's real class. Also, this week, since I've become a professor, I've started giving notes on friends Stand-Up specials - even when they don't ask. Cause that's hilarious. My nephew tries to pull an AI scam on his paper; I go to the campus diner - which by the way is open till 1am. Manhattan, take a memo; and the awful steak dinner in Jersey.
  • 107. The Only American to see "Coup de Chance"

    01:05:16
    As no one in this great nation of ours has the GUTS to release it, I had to take matters into my own hands to see the new Woody Allen movie. Also this week, the continuing pain in the ass literally and figuratively that comes from getting into a car accident that is not your fault; all the women of a certain age that asked me to dance on, ironically, Lincoln's birthday. 😜
  • 106. Days of Wine & Roses the Musical

    58:24
    Yes, this week I went to see the Broadway musical, Days of Wine & Roses, which leads to the question, why make a musical on Days of Wine & Roses. BUT, I do enjoy complaining so - I like to see everything and it's hard for anything to live up to Back to the Future at this point so. . . Also, this week - a funeral for one of the comedy club owners in town; a classic Russian meal at an authentic Russian restaurant with a run in with the late Brenda Vaccaro (she's not actually dead, who knew?); and another dinner with Dave Attell. Fortunately, we're good until August now. 😅
  • 105. The Big Crash

    01:04:13
    I got into a fun car accident this week with a crazy guy who didn't want to exchange insurance or involve the police. He said he could fix my car and to prove it he showed me his Home Depot card. WTF!!! Anyway, more on that later -- also the unbelievable Weehawken show at the Elks club and the Weehawken Rockin' Ferry Terminal - again, WTF!!! And, the big Paul Loren show at the restaurant where my guests got into a lovely Israel/Hamas fight. WTF!!! Why didn't I call this podcast, WTF!?
  • 104. David Juskow and the Case of the Missing Pants

    51:44
    On today's episode - I have a run in with an escaped mental patient on the loose and lose a pair of pants along the way. All in the same week? What a show! Also, how many questions can you answer on my first quiz of the year AND "Hot Dog, the Movie" from 1984 -- should be the worst movie ever made but in a first viewing the cinematography is incredible. What the. . . .