Juskow in the City

EGGzactly, how could electing a New Pope possibly affect Dave Juskow? But it's true. Find out today why. AND, the race to the new parking garage that closes at midnight. It's an action packed new Juskow in the City!

What a wonderful Wednesday it was here in NYC as I fully took advantage of living here and got the luxury of seeing 2 Broadway shows in one day. First our friend Josh Harmon and his new comedy drama "We Had a World", which was fantastic. Then 3 hours later, dinner with David Yazbek (the day before he was nominated for a Tony Award) and then his new musical "Dead Outlaw" as it moved to Broadway from the Off-Broadway theatre I had originally seen it in. A True Juskow in the City experience that can only be brought to you by your pal, Dave Juskow. Great stuff. And go see those shows if you come to town. 😉

My Car got upgraded to a new garage on the 4th floor with a window and now has a better view then I do from my apartment. This City is dumb. The Comedy Cellar held their annual Xmas party this week - is that the hilarity, having it in April, cause it's not that funny? But. . . Also, the fun times as Sarah Silverman performs right next door to the University and the big nickelodeon star that usurped Sarah - in a hilarious way of course. Rhoda's annoying 91st and an annoying dinner at the restaurant where they hate giving me parmesan cheese. 😅

This week everywhere I went they were out of Johnny Walker Black. It seems wherever I go, they're out of whatever I want. What's that about? Also, we had to send a steak back at another crummy snobatorium AND I had to tip a guy pumping gas for getting me my missing gas cap back that he lost. Classic!

This week opens with a waitress at Chili's (yes you heard right) who was a complete Debbie Downer and got fired in the middle of serving us. HELLO!! Classic. Also, the two brits that saved Christmas (or what we call Russ Meneve's birthday party) thanks to Nick Griffin, who will be replaced by a new younger model. ALL will be explained in this exciting episode of Juskow in the City - 2025 Tax Edition. 😉

This week on the podcast my mother is 20 minutes late to my lecture on how horrible a mother she is, but granted it went on for about four hours so she just missed years 3-7. Then, it's tough parking in NYC so my new parking garage will become the worst place to park come Christmas as it is directly across from the Rockefeller Center Xmas Tree. AND, a big night out on Tuesday that cost about $1,000. It's not that normal, BUT, it's what you get sometimes being Juskow in the CITY (New York City that is!) Oy. Also, our friend Vincent lets us know that Paul McCartney is extremely cheap and lots of John Waite talk. Now seriously, where do you find another podcast like this? Yeah, you can say it. . . . NOWHERE!

This week on Juskow in the City alot of time spent in the East Village of New York, which I don't normally spend time in BUT, 2 outstanding times with just minor annoyances - especially rain since I wanted to break in my waterproof backpack - except I forgot to get a waterproof jacket. Also a Mark Normand documentary opening that was quite interesting and my mother's next door neighbor of 20 years has no idea who my mother is since she's moved 5 years ago. Oh, and don't worry, it's not dementia or anything, my mother's just not memorable. So classic. And, of course, the yearly trek to Staten Island. Oy.

This week after making the right choice to see a Broadway star friend in a play, it turns out to be an embarrassing wrong choice. Also, take your half marathons and shove 'em! And still, apparently my 30 year old backpack isn't waterproof, the 40 year old movie "Labyrinth" and the 50 year old friend's game show he invented and still doesn't know the rules. Hilarious!

Today on the show I get to meet the greatest soap opera star of all time Susan Lucci. Then, it's a big fund raiser for the next Mayor of New York City (who wouldn't come out from behind a bush). And finally, a trip on Amtrak to Albany (the smelliest place on earth - that includes Amtrak) to appear in a movie that I can only hope finishes filming with me in Key West. Oy. All and all one heck of a week in Juskow in the City land.