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News Weakly Issue 128

Season 1, Ep. 128

\NEWS WEAKLY – 5th October, 2024


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This week on News Weakly, tensions in the Middle East escalate beyond words we hate hearing, while anti-Semitic undertones get louder in the streets. As the world teeters on the brink of conflict, Sami Shah breaks down the insanity of it all, reminding us that sometimes, two things can be bad at once. Join us for a satirical and unfiltered take on the headlines, weakly.


Top Stories of the Week:

1. Escalation through Escalation!

  • As Israel and Hezbollah go from lobbing rockets to battling it out in Lebanon, we explore the concept of de-escalation through escalation. Sounds confusing? Don’t worry—it’s all just a step towards “peace,” apparently. Sami dissects the absurdity of this situation with his signature humor.


2. We’re Not Antisemitic, We Just Look and Act That Way!

  • Pro-Palestinian protests in Australia reach a new low with chants that cross the line from anti-Israel to anti-Jew. Sami dives into the complex dynamics of free speech, protest, and the dangerous fine line between legitimate criticism and outright hate.


Quote of the Week:

"We’re on the precipice of calm! The brink of ceasefire, verging on utopia, escalating towards peace in the Middle East!" - Sami Shah, interpreting Israel’s military strategy.


Enjoy News Weakly? Keep us going by supporting the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/samishah. Every contribution helps us stay ad-free and focused on bringing you the best in satire and news commentary.


Sami Shah is a multi-award-winning comedian, writer, journalist, and broadcaster.

For more: http://thesamishah.com


Theme music "Historic Anticipation" by Paul Mottram


This podcast is written, hosted and produced by Sami Shah.

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