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Your Existence Is Unconstitutional
Season 8, Ep. 13
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Neoborn Caveman rips apart the unconstitutional systems crushing your rights in this prelude episode. From CBP drones and smart meters shredding your Fourth Amendment privacy to AI like Lavender and PredPol trampling Fifth Amendment due process, it’s a raw expose of how your freedoms are gutted by lawless tech and power grabs. Neoborn tears into the First Amendment assault—COINTELPRO-style censorship—and unmasks Neuralink’s mind-reading tech, poised to obliterate what’s left of your constitutional protections. It’s the ugly truth, unfiltered, kicking off a bigger fight to come.
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29. Is There Any Sense Left on Earth? (radio show replay)
50:05||Season 8, Ep. 29Neoborn Caveman conducts a quirky exploration of various societal issues, starting with an unusual experiment of drinking tap water while discussing the potential risks and challenges of modern living. He goes deep into topics such as water quality, corporate manipulation of consumer products like Perrier water, and the changing environmental conditions, including observations about the sun's color and intensity.The episode then shifts to discussing health-related topics, particularly focusing on the potential side effects of weight loss and diabetes medications. Neoborn critically examines how pharmaceutical companies might create solutions that generate additional problems, highlighting research about mood changes associated with GLP-1 receptor agonist medications and the complex relationship between weight, medication, and mental health.NC also talks about broader societal and political concerns, including skepticism about media reporting, government transparency, and the handling of COVID-19 vaccine information. He emphasizes the importance of critical thinking, questioning official narratives, and maintaining personal autonomy in the face of what he perceives as systemic misinformation and control mechanisms.KEY QUOTES:• "Living on Earth is absolutely impossible, unattainable and basically not feasible, not sustainable." - Neoborn Caveman• "Do not trust people who wants to shovel their own truth or reality on your throat without meaningful conversations because bullies are usually the ones who are massacring others." - Neoborn Caveman• "Being an earthling is a disability." - Neoborn Caveman• "The only way is to walk away. Unite and do better. Don't participate in the game what is rigged against you." - Neoborn Caveman• "Unless it is a spring water, really, I am bloated immediately." - Neoborn CavemanMusic Guests: JafariEK, Sami Chohfi, Big Bus DreamSupport us and grab Canada’s Mirage or The Digital Trap to see the truth and become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShowKEY TAKEAWAYS:• U.S. health officials allegedly delayed warning the public about heart inflammation risks associated with COVID-19 vaccines, according to a Senate report• Weight loss and diabetes drugs like GLP-1 receptor agonists can potentially cause mood changes and mental health impacts across diverse populations• The host suggests people should be skeptical of bureaucratic systems, media narratives, and corporate solutions, advocating for personal research and critical thinking• Climate and environmental changes are being observed, such as the sun appearing whiter and sunlight feeling more intense than in previous decades• Certain pharmaceutical and tech companies are accused of creating solutions that generate additional problems, perpetuating a cycle of dependency• Personal lifestyle changes like walking, taking stairs, and moderate exercise are more sustainable for health management than quick-fix medical interventions• Emerging technologies like sustainable aviation fuels that claim to generate fuel from air are viewed with significant skepticism due to practical and economic limitations• The podcast emphasizes the importance of individual autonomy and not blindly trusting institutional narratives or expert recommendationsFree speech marinated in comedy...........28. A Quickie for Freedom
20:05||Season 8, Ep. 28Neoborn Caveman has a quickie, a freedom rant against the con artists running the show—lying governments, soulless media, and a world that’s forgotten how to think. It's a call to walk away from the very system got you complying, disconnected, and drained, before it's too late. Join NC for a quickie and be truth-soaked in the cultural decay.Support us and grab Canada’s Mirage or The Digital Trap to see the truth and become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShowSUMMARY:In this episode, Neoborn Caveman discusses the pervasive nature of corruption and systemic manipulation in society, drawing parallels between government dishonesty in different countries like the United States and Russia. He challenges listeners to recognize how media cycles, technological distractions, and societal structures are designed to keep people disconnected from their true selves and each other, creating a form of passive compliance and mental imprisonment.NC explores themes of personal sovereignty, self-reliance, and the importance of breaking free from what he calls 'the machine' or 'Leviathan'. He emphasizes the need for individuals to reconnect with nature, spirituality, and authentic human connections, using metaphors like the interconnected communication network of trees to illustrate how humans could potentially support and communicate with each other more effectively.Neoborn Caveman shares personal experiences, including his recovery from COVID-19 vaccine side effects and a temporary loss of spiritual connection, to underscore the broader discussion about maintaining individual agency and resisting systemic manipulation. He encourages listeners to limit media consumption, spend time in nature, and actively work to prevent a dystopian future by making conscious choices that prioritize human dignity, interconnectedness, and personal growth.Free speech marinated in comedy.........27. Sovereign People (radio show replay)
01:25:24||Season 8, Ep. 27Neoborn Caveman, your sovereign voice of humanity, unleashes a no-holds-barred rant against the elite’s con jobs—tech traps, corporate poison, and globalist schemes—that crush your mind, body, and soul. From fried brains to silenced voices, this episode exposes the systems chaining you, as folks bow to the grind, too scared to stand out. Join NC for a truth-soaked, side-splitting ride that’ll spark your rebel spirit!The world’s a rigged game, and the elites are dealing the cards. Big Tech’s screens and junk food sludge turn your brain to mush, with kids’ focus tanking 80%, leaving you adrift in a digital fog. Fast food giants peddle toxic slop masked as “healthy,” poisoning your body while you nod along, too beat to care. Algorithms tighten the grip, locking you in paywalled echo chambers that leave your soul lost, shunned if you dare think different. In Spain, youth choke on 25% unemployment and sky-high rents, their protests a cry of despair from a generation alienated by socialist red tape. Across the pond, retiree Julian Foulkes gets cuffed for an X post, his life upended by UK thought police wielding dusty laws to gag free speech, fear of exclusion silencing the brave. It’s all part of globalism’s con—WEF suits and WHO mandates flatten your culture into strip-mall sameness, stripping your sovereignty while the weary comply, dreading the loneliness of standing apart. These systems—tech, corporate, bureaucratic—aren’t accidents; they’re built to keep you stressed, small, and chained, your spark dimmed by elites who think they own you. But your soul’s tougher than their rules, and this episode’s your wake-up call to see the con for what it is.Music Guests: The Speed of Sound, Reverend Genes, Sami Chohfi, Inoxidables, pMad-ThinkSupport us and grab Canada’s Mirage or The Digital Trap to see the truth and become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShowKey Takeaways:Big Tech’s screens and algorithms numb minds, fostering compliance and cutting souls from real connection.Corporate food poisons bodies, while globalist systems erase cultures, leaving people lost in soulless sameness.Socialist overreach and thought police crush dreams and voices, breeding despair and silencing truth.Systemic control—through tech traps, censorship, and mandates—thrives on exhaustion, but sovereignty fights back.Reclaiming your mind, culture, and voice starts with seeing the con and refusing the herd’s leash.Free speech marinated in comedy.........26. TikTok’s Mind Melt
08:55||Season 8, Ep. 26Neoborn Caveman rips into TikTok’s hypnotic grip, exposing how its algorithm hooks your brain with endless 15-second dopamine hits. He unpacks the leaked Algo 101 doc, revealing how watch time and likes trap you in a scroll spiral. With studies showing teens’ attention spans tanking, NC asks: Is this app rewiring our minds for control? A raw wake-up call to break free from the digital cage.Support the raw truth—back us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShow and grab Canada’s Mirage: The Illusion of Prosperity and Freedom in a Failing System to dodge the elite’s traps: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DRYV6VJJFree speech marinated in comedy!..........25. Freedom vs Communist Lawfare in America
13:22||Season 8, Ep. 25Is making up laws against Elon Musk the new Democrat sport? Neoborn Caveman rips into a wild poll claiming 71% of Dems want to cage Musk—not for crimes, but for slashing government bloat with Trump’s DOGE crew. This isn’t just petty politics; it’s a middle finger to America’s core—liberty, fairness, and laws that don’t play favorites. Smells like communism’s playbook, where enemies get custom laws to bury ‘em. Wake up, folks! If they can target Musk, your freedom’s next on the chopping block. America’s the world’s last shot at sovereignty—don’t let elite tantrums torch it.Support the raw truth—back us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShow and grab Canada’s Mirage: The Illusion of Prosperity and Freedom in a Failing System to dodge the elite’s traps: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DRYV6VJJFree speech marinated in comedy!..........24. We Are Here to Win (radio show replay)
01:42:07||Season 8, Ep. 24Neoborn Caveman explores the degradation of modern society through various lenses, critiquing technology, corporate control, and societal systems. Then he discusses how digital platforms, social media, and constant connectivity are damaging human connections and mental health, arguing that people have lost the ability to truly interact and find genuine happiness. NC -as always- emphasizes the importance of breaking free from technological and corporate control by reconnecting with authentic human experiences, creativity, and personal agency.Neoborn also talks about specific systemic issues such as nanoparticles in consumer products, which the host argues are potentially harmful and represent corporate exploitation. He highlights how these microscopic particles are present in everyday items like food, toothpaste, and sunscreen, potentially causing long-term health risks that are not fully understood or disclosed to consumers. After he examines how corporate and governmental systems designed to control and manipulate individuals through various means.Plus the concept of debt and financial oppression, revealing how economic systems are structured to keep individuals perpetually stressed and constrained are on the table. Neoborn argues that current economic models create a form of modern slavery, where people are trapped in cycles of consumption, debt, and work that drain their physical and mental resources. NC advocates for alternative approaches such as community bartering, growing personal food, rejecting unnecessary consumption, and building more human-centered economic relationships.with the great music ofReverend GenesReplaced by RobotsVan Hechter - Chauncey DandridgeInoxidablespMad - ThinkSami ChohfiSupport us and grab Canada’s Mirage or The Digital Trap and become a patron: https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShowKEY TAKEAWAYS:• Modern technology and social media are creating digital environments that diminish human connection, causing mental health and social interaction challenges• Corporate and governmental systems are designed to control and exploit people through debt, invasive technologies like nanoparticles, and manipulative social structures• Personal freedom can be reclaimed by reducing dependency on digital platforms, growing personal skills, creating community networks, and rejecting consumer-driven lifestyles• Chronic stress from hierarchical social systems and workplace pressures significantly damages physical and mental health, leading to increased rates of depression and illness• AI and digital technologies are increasingly being used to weaponize personal images and data, creating new forms of psychological and social harassment• Financial systems are structured to keep individuals in perpetual debt, with the top 1% controlling vast majority of global wealth while average people struggle• Individual resistance to systemic control involves creating parallel social networks, developing self-sufficiency, and prioritizing genuine human connections over digital interactions• Creative expression and personal autonomy are powerful tools for maintaining individual sovereignty and resisting oppressive societal structuresFree speech marinated in comedy.........23. Educational Madness
12:04||Season 8, Ep. 23Think colleges produce thinkers? Wrong! Neoborn Caveman, sovereign voice of humanity, mocks entitled grads—pursuing Tree Climbing, Zombie Apocalypse Survival, Queer Art of Drag, or Miley Cyrus Sociology degrees—demanding taxpayers eat their debt. This corporate scam fuels groupthink, poisoning your mind’s health. America, the freest nation with the most sovereign souls, can rise again! Reject their herd, master trades, build tribes, live with purpose, like medieval craftsmen, not drones.Support us and grab Canada’s Mirage or The Digital Trap to see the truth and become a patron on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShow !Tune in for a laugh-out-loud rant to fix America! And as always, stay human!Free speech marinated in comedy...........22. Greater Than Thought (radio show replay)
01:12:48||Season 8, Ep. 22Humanity-centered satire meets raw truth in this live radio replay of The Neoborn Caveman Show! Neoborn Caveman tears into the chaos of our world with unfiltered wit, dissecting global shenanigans, corporate deception, and societal absurdities. From the battle for your mind and soul to the hypocrisy of consumerism, this episode is a roller-coaster of hard-hitting commentary, music breaks, and calls to break free from the echo chamber.In this episode:Freedom vs. Hive Mind: Neoborn kicks off with a rallying cry for individuality, slamming government control and urging listeners to reject the herd mentality across nations.The Real Battleground: Exposes the fight for sanity and freedom in a world of street brawls, kitchen arguments, and war zones, asking—do you want to be a king in hell or a decent soul in heaven?Consumerism’s Dirty Secrets: Rips into the obsession with cheap plastic goods and fake food, advocating for local farmers, kitchen gardens, and ditching ammonia-filtered beef and insulin-spiking bakery junk.Justice Double Standards: Dives into the mess of sexual assault allegations, from Russell Brand to teacher scandals, calling out societal hypocrisy and the plight of true victims.UK’s Decline: Slams the UK government for letting “parasites” take over, praising good Brits but refusing to raise kids in a surveillance state. Questions why oppression is still tolerated in the 21st century.Jon Bon Jovi’s Fight: Defends Bon Jovi’s homeless outreach against a narcissistic mayor’s attacks, exposing political grifting and the failure of local councils to help the vulnerable.Disney’s Woke Flop: Shreds the Snow White remake for its “woke” failures and massive carbon emissions, mocking Hollywood’s environmental hypocrisy with hard numbers.Gen Z’s Ghosting Woes: Tackles Gen Z’s rejection struggles, calling out influencers for grifting on their pain and pushing real-world connections over screen addiction.Big Tech’s Water Grab: Reveals how Amazon, Google, and Microsoft’s data centers drain water from the world’s driest regions, questioning their ethics and urging less consumption.Brain Power Unleashed: Shares science-backed ways to stay mentally sharp through challenging activities like reading or community gardening, not Netflix binges.Fearless Living: Closes with a call to reject fear, embrace your greatness, and take control of your life—because fear never comes from God.Packed with musical guests like Van Hechter, Chauncey Dandridge, Right Said Fred, Sami Chohfi, Replaced by Robots, Inoxidables, Broken Colours and Neoborn’s razor-sharp humor, this episode is a wake-up call to question narratives, laugh hard, and reclaim your humanity. Support the truth—no filters, just common sense and old-school values. Join the Purple Rabbits on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShow and follow us on X for raw, unapologetic takes. Free speech marinated in comedy!........21. Denmark’s Mail Murder
10:12||Season 8, Ep. 21Why’s Denmark’s government shutting down PostNord’s mail, claiming no one uses it? In this short episode, Neoborn Caveman digs into the lie, shows how streaming everything fuels control and wrecks nature as the second most polluting industry, and links it to Rome’s old tricks of distractions and manufacturing demand to crush freedom. Support the raw truth—back us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShow and grab Canada’s Mirage: The Illusion of Prosperity and Freedom in a Failing System to arm yourself against the elite’s playbook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DRYV6VJJ . Free speech marinated in comedy!................