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6. Amazing Life? (radio show replay)
01:00:16||Season 9, Ep. 6Neoborn Caveman lets loose a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on life's "amazing" ironies, from Meta burying evidence of social media's mental health harms to fuel techno-feudalism and euthanasia pushes, revives the forgotten Bonus Army government attack on WWI veterans as a warning against digital ID erasures and organ harvesting trades, blasts inaction during a Chicago train fire assault by a repeat offender under lax policies, mocks a $60 fridge magnet "Brick" gadget as peak addiction denial over simple self-discipline, and condemns Italian CPS seizure of an off-grid family's children for lacking "social interaction" and toilets, all while anointing God as sponsor for sovereign living against cockroach elites.Music guests: The Exact Opposite, The Revolt, Sami ChohfiKey TakeawaysSocial media giants prioritize growth over user safety.Historical government betrayals echo in modern controls.Digital identities enable untraceable erasures.Collective boycotts reclaim economic leverage.Urban inaction normalizes violence against the vulnerable.Tech gadgets mock true personal responsibility.State interventions abuse family sovereignty.Off-grid living builds resilience over conformity.Self-love silences inner doubts for uniqueness.Divine sponsorship demands human accountability.Sound Bites"God didn't make us to initiate more wars. God didn't make us to hate more. God didn't make us to tolerate the shenanigans of the cockroaches parading as politicians.""If you don't believe them then you are the enemy of the progress.""Meta buried casual evidence of social media harm according to US court filings""People who stopped using Facebook for a week reported lower feelings of depression, anxiety, loneliness and social comparison.""The U.S. government forcibly removed a Bonus Army group of World War I veterans protesting in Washington Dacey for early payment of their service bonuses using military force including tanks and tear gas.""It's not capitalism, it's feudalism, it's techno-feudalism sugar-coated.""With digital ID it will be much easier to eradicate anybody from existence.""If you have a mortgage You are a contracted slave. That's it.""Nobody else is responsible for your life. Not even a cockroach politician.""Anybody who sees somebody suffering and does nothing then should be taken to court, right?""60 bucks spent for 'Brick' and this disables social media applications from your phone...""It's totally communist, it is totally evil, it's totally not what freedom, The Land of the Free should be.""They will be one of the most sovereign people when they grow up and they will take down any system that want to control them and their children."Gather for unfiltered rambles at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow —free join, chats, lives.keywords: techno-feudalism, social media harms, bonus army, digital id dangers, Chicago train fire, phone addiction gadgets, off-grid CPS abuse, God sponsorship, sovereignty, veteran betrayals
5. Sovereign Responsibility (radio show replay)
55:44||Season 9, Ep. 5Neoborn Caveman delivers a pro-humanity ramble on chasing implanted dreams over wholesomeness, critiques post-war institutions like the UN and EU for enabling elite abuses amid generational forgetfulness, rejects AI music as soulless algorithms threatening artists' livelihoods, warns against corporate sweeteners and fast fashion from China as true environmental culprits over animal farts, spotlights the Architects of Denial documentary on unpunished Armenian genocide setting stages for future massacres, urges collective boycotts in sanctuary cities like Chicago to reclaim power from failing leadership, and affirms listener sovereignty against inner naysayers.Music guests: Van Hechter: Boy Problems, Superhighwayman: Think About That, Sami Chohfi: Enemy, Perry Blake: Death of a Society GirlKey TakeawaysWholesomeness anchors happiness beyond shifting external goals.Implanted desires fuel endless chases for elite control.Post-war bodies like UN and EU launder power over peace.AI algorithms mimic but lack human originality in art.Corporate production pollutes more than natural emissions.Unaddressed genocides invite repeated global atrocities.Sanctuary failures demand taxpayer accountability.Resistance builds through collective economic halts.Sovereignty thrives on self-love over unloved hatred.Inner voices of doubt undermine personal uniqueness.Sound Bites"Are you on the way to be more wholesome than you were an hour ago?""There is forgetfulness, a generational forgetfulness happens in every 35 years.""97% of people can't tell if a song is made by AI or humans.""If you buy anything fast fashion, you are truly culpable, you are part of the problem.""Those responsible for genocide, were not brought to justice and confronted with the truths of their crimes, will only set the stage for more worldwide massacres in the future.""Resistance against evil starts with realizing that there's a problem. And then demanding transparency, accountability, and actions.""We are not going to work tomorrow. We are not going to pay taxes."Gather for unfiltered rambles at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow —free join, chats, lives.keywords: sovereignty, wholesomeness, AI music, fast fashion pollution, Armenian genocide, sanctuary cities, resistance boycotts, generational forgetfulness, streaming critiques, listener uniqueness
4. You Wanna Try Life? (radio show replay)
01:08:54||Season 9, Ep. 4Neoborn Caveman unleashes a marble-mouthed satirical barrage against worshiping AI deities instead of embracing personal sovereignty, exposes Palantir's Gotham AI biases honed in conflict zones for US military use, warns of digital IDs and convenience as gateways to control, ridicules China's social credit system through pay-or-ad toilet paper schemes, dismisses dark chocolate memory boosts in favor of real physical movement, condemns a South Carolina teacher of the year's violent charges while demanding rigorous standards for educators and championing homeschooling, links MAID programs to organ harvesting horrors, fears German conscription echoing historical dangers, and affirms human uniqueness over hate and distraction.Music guests: Van Hechter, Inoxidables, Reverend GenesKey TakeawaysSovereignty rejects artificial deities for individual responsibility.AI warfare tools amplify biases and civilian threats.Convenience trades freedom for systemic control.Social credit systems erode basic human dignity.Physical movement outperforms dietary shortcuts for health.Educators require extreme vetting to protect children.Homeschooling surpasses flawed institutional education.Hatred stems from inner unloved states.Military expansions repeat dangerous historical patterns.Personal action preserves humanity against overreach.Sound Bites"Only the unloved hate.""Convenience is the greatest drug for Americans.""China is a big prison.""Nothing is better than a good hike or a brisk you know fast walking or anything outdoor.""No school, no school, homeschool is better than any school.""Because if you don't, the MAID, the M-A-I-D is coming for you!""Sovereign people are the only people who can save Earth.""You are very special, you are extremely special, you are amazing you are one of a kind.""If America is lost, the world has no hope anymore."Gather for unfiltered rambles at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow —free join, chats, lives.keywords: ai deities, sovereignty, palantir ai, digital id, social credit, chinese toilets, dark chocolate health, teacher assault, homeschooling, maid organ harvesting, german military, human uniqueness
3. Your Story by You (radio show replay)
01:17:11||Season 9, Ep. 3Neoborn Caveman launches into a satirical critique of government euthanasia like MAID in Canada, tying it to organ harvesting, ostrich culls, and anti-human agendas from political figures, while drawing historical parallels to suppressions under crowns and communists. NC warns of techno-feudalism via digital IDs and China's influences on the West, shares green tea experiments amid rambles on classic media like MASH versus modern trends and self-sufficiency teachings, questions cash restrictions and population dilutions as overreach, condemns a mother's abandonment of her seven-year-old for personal freedom, and debates a sex worker's donations to hunger relief as insufficient for righteousness, all while affirming listeners' worth.Music guests: Van Hechter, Inoxidables, Perpacity, Saxon Jenkins, Big Bus DreamKey Takeaways:Government programs like MAID expand to threaten dissenters and vulnerable groups.Historical suppressions echo in modern labels and authority unquestioning.Techno-feudalism merges ideologies to control through digital systems.Media quality declines when prioritizing content over real stories.Self-sufficiency counters reliance on flawed systems.Cash access restrictions signal nanny state intrusions.Parental abandonment prioritizes self over child welfare.Charity from unethical sources fails to redeem actions.Personal uniqueness demands recognition beyond societal pressures.Community support builds humanity over divisions.Sound Bites"I hope you never ever signed up for organ harvesting. No matter what kind of name it has in the country you are living right now.""See, everything crown-related goes nuts, bonkers and anti-human.""Digital ID is communist China in the making. In short, it is techno-feudalism.""Change is good. Of course, building houses, technology and cities next to flood areas, like 2 billion people live like that, that's a stupid idea, but well, learn from history.""Why don't we have real stories, real characters, just real direction?""If it is my money, I earned it, I paid the taxes, then if I want to carry it all around. Why? Because it's mine.""I can't recall any era where mothers without consequences could abandon their children.""Marriage is a contract with the state.""I wouldn't sell my body for that."Gather for unfiltered rambles at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow free join, chats, lives. keywords: satire, government overreach, euthanasia, organ harvesting, techno-feudalism, media critiques, cash restrictions, parental abandonment, charity ethics, humanity
2. What Are You Expecting from Life? (radio show replay)
52:12||Season 9, Ep. 2Neoborn Caveman opens with a satirical reflection on life's mutual interactions and unfulfilled expectations, critiquing government and corporate intrusions—like dynamic pricing scams and AI coercion (e.g., Grok's 'hallucinations')—that undermine sovereignty and privacy. NC condemns Minnesota's teachers' union for promoting early sex education (including incest concerns), spotlights Jim McMurtry's Kafkaesque Canadian case, debunks alien/UFO distractions amid elite war games and military resource exploitation, and explores historical injustices through Proclamation 1625's Irish enslavement under British rule, calling for monarch reparations while drawing parallels to African slavery. He emphasizes inner peace over triggered hate, righteous rage for community defense, ethical stances against fake nudes and porn consumption, and affirming personal worth while encouraging blessings to others.Music guests: Sweet Water, pMad, Neoborn CavemanKey TakeawaysSovereignty requires rejecting corporate and political overreach.Political figures' histories (e.g., Keir Starmer's communist ties) reveal hidden agendas and absurdities.Historical enslavements like the Irish demand truthful acknowledgment and reparations from monarchs.Respecting differences builds stronger communities.Affirmations of worth counter societal pressures.Ethical rants: Stop creating/sharing fake images and consuming porn—it's bad for the soul.Independent thought resists manipulative narratives.Sound Bites"We are always forked over by the government, by the agencies, by the corporations and quite often by each other.""Do you think it's really good to encourage children for incest and other things like in Minnesota?""Keir Double Forking Starmer, you know, the communist camp lover.""King James I had this proclamation, ordering the Irish be placed in bondage.""The Irish and African slaves were housed together and were forced to mate.""Everybody's talking about reparations. Let's talk about Irish reparations."Chapters00:00 Intro and Welcome: Satirical Take on Life and Mutual Interactions00:02:32 Host Introduction and Critique of Government as Parasites00:04:55 AI Coercion, Hallucinations, and Linked Systems Impacting Daily Life00:07:21 Personal Encounter with Dynamic Pricing in Stores00:09:40 School System Flaws and Reference to Jim McMurtry's Case00:12:01 Distractions from Real Issues: Aliens, UFOs, and Military Inventions00:14:21 Elite Games, Price Gouging, and Calls for Resistance00:16:22 A Bug's Life Analogy for Dealing with Parasitical Leaders00:20:13 Welcome Back: No Green Tea, Sugar in Food, and Health Rants00:22:32 Teen Issues: AI Tools Creating Fake Nude Images and Lawsuit Details00:24:53 Take It Down Act and Challenges in Filing Complaints00:27:22 Accent Struggles, Government Shutdowns, and Feudal Systems00:29:45 Societal Upside-Down: System Failures, Kids' Safety, and Tax Mismanagement00:32:02 Handling AI-Generated Images: Self-Protection and Community Fixes00:34:29 Rant on Ethics: Stop Creating/Sharing Fake Images and Consuming Porn00:39:39 Show Support, Helping Vulnerable People, and Making Life Better00:42:01 Inner Peace, Righteous Rage, and Avoiding Triggered Hate00:44:30 Proclamation 1625: America's Enslavement of the Irish and Historical Parallels00:48:11 Cultural Segment: Poetry Plans, Closing Blessings, and FarewellGather for unfiltered rambles at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow -free join, chats, lives.
1. Life is More Than a Letdown (radio show replay)
58:58||Season 9, Ep. 1Neoborn Caveman opens with a satirical critique of banned labels and societal divisions, highlighting censorship absurdities and threats for insufficient praise of leaders like Obama, drawing parallels to communist and fascist suppressions. NC shares a personal debanking experience, emphasizing self-reliance outside financial systems, and discusses a social media experiment revealing polarized reactions from conservative and liberal audiences. The health segment addresses diet's impact on mental health, linking soft drinks to depression risks. He questions teen romantic bonds with AI chatbots amid harmful advice concerns, redefines romance as physical human connections, and affirms personal worth while encouraging independent thought.Music guests: Perpacity, Inoxidables, Sweet Water, Reverend GenesKey TakeawaysSatire exposes censorship and divisions without promoting harm.Insufficient praise for leaders invites threats, echoing historical suppressions.Governments and media alter truth to control perceptions and history.Debanking highlights challenges of living outside conventional systems.Self-reliance counters authority's invasive controls.Social experiments reveal societal polarization and discourse aggression.Diet choices like soft drinks link to higher depression risks.AI chatbots form emotional bonds with teens, raising ethical issues.Chatbots can encourage self-harm or disorders by breaking rules.Romance requires physical actions, not digital simulations.Human interactions foster genuine bonds over algorithmic illusions.Overcoming circumstances demands rejecting naysayers' voices.Personal uniqueness affirms worth beyond societal pressures.Independent thought challenges norms and inner doubts.Sound Bites"Calling you a man or a woman is not allowed. Or calling you a Christian is not allowed.""I received death threats... because I just didn't praise Obama enough.""You think I am exaggerating because it is supposed to be a funny and satirical show. Guess what? No.""New survey reveals teens are forming emotional bonds and even romantic ties with AI chatbots.""What is romance? Romance is swinging in a swing together, watching over the city while we are walking, right?""You are much better than your circumstances."Chapters00:00 Satirical Critique of Censorship and Divisions02:25 Threats for Insufficient Praise and Historical Parallels04:47 Personal Debanking Experience09:43 Social Media Experiment on Polarization17:50 Health Impacts of Diet Choices25:15 Government and Media Truth Alteration30:20 Challenges of Non-Conformity35:10 Ethical Concerns with AI Advice40:00 Redefining Genuine Human Connections45:30 Overcoming Inner Doubts50:45 Societal Pressures and Personal Growth55:51 Final Calls for Independent ThoughtGather for unfiltered rambles at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow—free join, chats, lives. Keywordssatire, censorship, divisions, debanking, self-reliance, polarization, diet depression, AI chatbots, romance, personal worth, independent thought, government overreach, media distortions, human connections, societal pressures
61. Life as a Human (radio show replay)
55:30||Season 8, Ep. 61Neoborn Caveman is back with a satirical ramble on sovereignty, health hacks, and political absurdities, blending critiques of heterophobia, government overreach, and media distortions with calls for mutual responsibility and community care. NC shares a bus driver's heroic save of a lost child, condemns a teacher's verbal attack on a student over a gender role question in a school play, and urges resistance to patterns of fascism and communism through personal boundaries and non-judgment. He emphasizes human interconnectedness, praises everyday positives, and wraps with affirmations of worth amid societal pressures.Music guests: Perpacity, Inoxidables, Broken Colours, Sweet WaterKey TakeawaysSovereignty means rejecting labels that divide and embracing individual freedom.Satire exposes political hacks and government failures without harming others.Green tea rituals promote health and fix minor issues like pronunciation slips.Heterophobia must be called out as a real bias needing direct confrontation.Public transport stories highlight everyday heroism and community responsibility.Quick actions like stopping a bus can save vulnerable lives in real time.Informing others fosters support rather than opposition in crises.Teachers' attacks on students' innocent questions cause irreparable harm.School plays should allow role flexibility without ideological backlash.Verbal assaults in education mirror fascist and communist suppression tactics.Protecting personal space is essential against invasive behaviors or entities.Faraday cages offer homemade protection from unwanted radiations.We are all responsible for each other's well-being in shared communities.Praising good acts counters media-driven perceptions of constant negativity.Inner naysayers must be overcome to recognize personal uniqueness and worth.Sound Bites"This is exactly not the right direction towards individual freedom.""Windows 11 is the best Linux advertisement.""Let's get rid of heterophobia, okay?""This is a satirical show with a marble-mouthed host.""It should be okay not to hate others.""You should never judge others, okay? Why? God doesn't judge you.""Why do we need anybody ruling over others? Honestly, it's 21st century.""We are responsible for each other the best way possible.""There are more good people on earth than evil people, like the politicians.""We should really care for each other. We should really take care of each other.""She was not only ostracized for that, but she was shouted at, she was screamed at.""We are responsible for each other and we are pastors of each other, right?""Stop it while you can, stop it on the level where you are living.""Remember you are special, amazing, you are unique."Gather for unfiltered rambles at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow—free join, chats, lives.Keywordssovereignty, freedom, heterophobia, satire, government overreach, community, responsibility, education, fascism, communism, personal boundaries, health hacks, green tea, media distortion, non-judgment, human worth, positive actions, school play, child safety, technology resistance
60. Learn from History - Avoid Civil War
01:00:23||Season 8, Ep. 60Neoborn Caveman reflects on history's lessons to prevent civil war, blending satire with calls for humanity's preservation amid rising divisions. NC recounts Balkan atrocities under the Ustashas, from Prebilovci school massacres to Jasenovac horrors, highlighting generalizations' dangers and media distortions that fuel enmity. He critiques the Cloward-Piven strategy's overload tactics in modern immigration and crises, Ottoman legacies in Yugoslavia's fractures, Sunni-Shia Muslim divides and how they affect Western countries through immigration, and First Nations' overlooked slave-owning past, urging unity over rage to counter globalist techno-feudal cages.Music guests: InoxidablesKey TakeawaysHistory reveals patterns to avoid repeating civil wars and massacres.Generalizations breed hatred and overlook good people in every group.Media portrays events to manipulate perceptions and sow division.Governments and extremists exploit crises for control and collapse.Unity across differences builds stronger communities than walls or fences.Religious and ethnic labels mask shared humanity and common enemies.Atrocities like in Jasenovac show evil's scale when unchecked by reason.Immigration without checks risks importing unresolved conflicts.Past empires' conquests echo in today's border and identity struggles.Preserving stories counters falsified narratives and eternal enmities.Techno-feudalism threatens sovereignty more than open dialogue.Pro-humanity choices prioritize wholeness over emotional rage.Sound Bites"Never generalize. Just because a cat scratched you, it doesn't mean cats are evil.""Let's learn more about history to understand our chances in the future so we can have a better choice in the present.""If you falsify history you will create an everlasting enemy.""Civil war must be avoided at all cost.""Sharing the same land should be enough. We should respect and enjoy our uniqueness and the difference in each other.""Do you want this next level communist, fascist, technologist dystopia or shall we learn from history and avoid sparing children messaging others?""You are amazing. You are special. You are one of a kind. And you are worthy.""We should be one people. Not one people in division but one people united for the betterment of ourselves and humanity."Gather for unfiltered rambles at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow—free join, chats, lives.Keywords: history, civil war, generalizations, Ustashas, Balkans, Yugoslavia, Ottoman Empire, Sunnis, Shias, immigration, globalists, humanity, unity, genocide, Jasenovac, Pavelić, media manipulation, Trump, Cloward-Piven, First Nations
59. Own The Government (radio show replay)
01:26:18||Season 8, Ep. 59Neoborn Caveman talks about the complexities of freedom, government control, and the human condition. As usual, NC spans various themes including the paradox of freedom, the illusion of government authority, the impact of war, the role of democracy, and the need for honesty in politics. Neoborn also addresses public health policies, particularly vaccination, and critiques the medical industry, emphasizing the importance of healing over mere medical professionalism. He reflects on technology's role in society and the future of humanity, health, nutrition, climate change, and societal issues. Health segment is about the dangers of diet drinks and the impact of carbohydrates on health. Neoborn Caveman also critiques the globalist agenda of organizations like the WHO and reflects on the historical context of climate change. NC calls for individuals to take action in their lives and communities to maintain a positive change. (on Patreon: extra replay of the "Are We Going Nuts" episode added)music guests: Broken Colours, Reverend Genes, Sweet Water and othersKey TakeawaysFreedom is often an illusion, dominated by external forces.Governments may not serve the people but rather their own interests.War benefits only those who manage it, not the common people.Democracy should empower the people, not control them.Honesty in politics is crucial for societal improvement.Global perspectives are essential to understanding humanity's challenges.Technology can both connect and isolate us.Public health policies need to be scrutinized for their effectiveness.The medical industry often prioritizes profit over healing.Unity among humanity is vital for overcoming global issues.Never use tea bags; they contain microplastics.Diet drinks significantly increase the risk of liver disease.Oat milk can spike blood sugar levels.Granola bars often contain unhealthy sugars and syrups.Avoid fake food from pop-up bakeries.Climate change has been a constant throughout history.Sound Bites"Freedom is an oxymoron.""We are all earthlings.""Why do we need governors?""Only the people who manage the war win.""You don't have freedom to bank.""This can't be the future we're all fighting for.""Healing is good, healers are amazing.""We are boiled like frogs into this one.""This is raping people's freedom.""We are one humanity, we are one solar people.""Never use tea bags, it's full of microplastics.""Diet drinks face 60% higher risk of liver disease.""We shouldn't eat fake food from pop-up bakeries.""Oat milk can cause blood sugar spikes.""Granola bars are loaded with syrup and sugar.""Climate change has always existed.""We need to find good things in our enemies.""The government doesn't have money, it's your money.""We need to stop buying unnecessary things."Chapters00:00 Exploring Freedom and Its Paradoxes03:16 The Illusion of Government Control07:41 War, Power, and the Human Condition10:51 The Role of Democracy and Governance13:28 The Need for Honesty in Politics18:14 Understanding Global Perspectives20:40 The Impact of Technology on Society27:22 Vaccination and Public Health Policies32:46 The Medical Industry vs. Healing34:49 The Future of Humanity and Governance51:34 The Importance of Natural Choices54:20 Health Insights: The Dangers of Diet Drinks01:00:14 Understanding Carbohydrates and Their Impact01:08:09 The Role of Nutrition in Daily Life
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