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Why You Now? (radio show replay)
Neoborn Caveman brings his unmistakable marble-mouthed pro-humanity style to a wide-ranging live episode that moves from the absurdity of current politics and culture to real human connection, lawfare as weaponized justice, the protection of children, and the quiet erosion of everyday freedoms. NC skewers AOC’s claim that you cannot legitimately earn a billion dollars, contrasts “earn” versus “make” money as a window into American spirit and personal resilience, calls out the bait-and-switch feel in UK politics and declining free speech even on supposed open platforms, celebrates real conversation and voice messages over digital noise, shares the heartwarming Lego response to David Attenborough turning 100, defines lawfare and its spread from international targets to individuals, condemns child sex trafficking in Portland and the demand that sustains it, highlights the EU’s plan to brand criticism of mass migration as structural racism, and ends with encouragement to stay present, positive, and connected while sharing green tea and a good burp to annoy the globalists.
Music guests: Broken Colours, Big Bus Dream, Big Sexy, Van Hechter
Key Takeaways
- Personal resilience and the American tradition of “making” money matter more than narratives that frame success as abuse.
- Real human connection through voice and in-person conversation beats digital noise for mental and social health.
- Age is no barrier to play, creativity or continued contribution when institutions choose to adapt.
- Lawfare turns legal systems from tools of justice into weapons of predetermined outcomes.
- Protecting children from trafficking requires confronting both traffickers and the demand that fuels the market.
- Labeling criticism of policy as racism is a tactic to shut down legitimate public concern.
- Fatherlessness and family court outcomes remain pressing unaddressed crises.
- Freedom of speech is under pressure even in places marketed as free.
- Staying present, positive and connected to real people strengthens both individuals and communities.
- Simple daily rituals and small joys help maintain humanity amid manufactured doom.
Sound Bites
“we are manifesting, not just envisioning, but manifesting Dr. Doom”
“you don’t earn money in America. You make money in America”
“Talk to each other. Don’t talk at each other”
“There is no age limit for those who never stop playing”
“lawfare is the use of the law as a weapon”
“when you go to a prostitute, you don’t have eyes”
“the EU is to declare criticism of illegal mass migration… Racism!”
“your life matters more. Matters most”
“Stay positive, stay amazing, and stay relevant”
“Your methane will serve nature”
Keywords: AOC billionaires, make money not earn, lawfare, child trafficking Portland, EU migration criticism racism, David Attenborough Lego, free speech erosion, human connection, fatherlessness, pro-humanity
Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.Free speech marinated in comedy.
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28. Examined and Proven (radio show replay)
01:00:26||Season 9, Ep. 28Neoborn Caveman raises his cup to America's 250th birthday and takes aim at everyone who failed to show up for it, starting with the brain that edits your own vision before you ever get to see the world, moving through Jefferson's two-hundred-year-old warning that unaccountable judges become despots, the New York mayor's wife who traded the anniversary for a wellness retreat in Spain, a round of Dr. Berg's blood sugar remedies tested live with the tea ritual, the war-broken supply chains and fake fertilizers quietly raising the price of everything on your table, and the Tennessee conductor fired for calling America the greatest country on its own birthday, landing on the show's oldest claim: if you are not allowed to speak, you are not free.Music guests: The Revolt, Reverend Genes, pMad, Shelby Lentz, The GreetingKey TakeawaysYour own brain edits reality before you ever see it; selective perception keeps you alive and keeps you blind at the same time.America has drifted from the Constitutional Republic the Founders designed, and the drift was gradual by design.Jefferson warned two centuries ago that judges secured in office for life become a despotic oligarchy.Without America, neither Nazism nor Communism could have been defeated; techno-feudalism is both of them on steroids with corporatism.Elected officials and their families owe presence to the people who pay them; representation is a job, not a lifestyle.Better sleep and balanced blood sugar can start with simple drinks, though some of them taste like punishment.Food prices climb because of war, energy chokeholds, and artificial fertilizer dependence, not just corporate greed.Humanity fed itself with natural agriculture for hundreds of thousands of years before natural gas became a farming input.War kills even those far from the front: economically, mentally, and environmentally.If praising your own country on its 250th birthday gets you fired, you are living in occupied territory.Sound Bites"Your brain, your own brain is manipulating your vision. Hopefully for the better.""Gradualism is a real thing. It's a very evil thing.""You are a politician and you are a wife of a politician for a reason. Money and power.""You have an obligation to be there for the people, because you are representing them.""The golden milk has nothing to do with golden shower.""Ready, steady, swallow!""We can burp and fart after that just to annoy Shite Gates and the rest of their gang.""So do you want to know what is killing us? That. War. Even if you are not there.""Nobody needs an invader, right?""If you can't speak, you are not allowed to speak, that means you are a slave."Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow. Really. It matters.
27. Turn Around, Upside Down (radio show replay)
56:08||Season 9, Ep. 27Neoborn Caveman returns with reflections from The Book of Joy on wise selfishness, gratitude, and the damage caused by constant stress and self-centered pain, then critiques regulations strangling independent journalism and enabling techno-feudalism while covering a contamination scandal linked to Ukrainian instant pasta products, examines German accusations that Ukrainian state authorities ordered the Nord Stream sabotage, takes aim at Spain’s mass regularization of over a million migrants as a political tool to expand voting bases while corporations worsen housing shortages, and delivers a lengthy defense of America on its 250th anniversary by exposing how National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 (NSPM-7) turns economic grievances and criticism of the system into domestic terrorism indicators.Music guests: Van Hechter, Inoxidables, pMadKey TakeawaysWise selfishness means caring for yourself while also caring for others; foolish selfishness only exploits.Constant stress and inability to feel basic joy physically alters the brain over time.Regulations are enabling techno-feudalism and strangling independent journalism.A contamination scandal linked to Ukrainian instant pasta products has caused illness across multiple European countries.Ukrainian state authorities have been accused by German prosecutors of ordering the Nord Stream pipeline sabotage.Spain’s mass migrant regularization program is being used to expand the government’s political base.Corporate ownership of housing is worsening shortages for citizens.NSPM-7 expands surveillance by treating economic frustration and system criticism as terrorism indicators.The surveillance machinery increasingly protects institutions and the wealthy rather than ordinary citizens.America is worth defending, but it has been captured by a corporate-communist leviathan.Sound Bites"We have to take care of ourselves without selfishly taking care of ourselves.""Always maintain only a joyful mind.""The danger is the awareness.""Welcome to COMMUNISM!""The agency that was built to be your shield just walked away and walked across the room.""This machine, this leviathan, protects the people who own it.""If you have complained about the price of groceries... the Department of Homeland Security has a phrase for you.""It is not an American thing, it is a communist corporate thing.""Citizens should come first."Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow.Keywords: Book of Joy, wise selfishness, NSPM-7 surveillance, Nord Stream sabotage, Ukraine pasta contamination, Spain migrant regularization, techno-feudalism, fusion centers, corporate surveillance, pro-humanity, America 250th anniversary, surveillance state, Nord Stream case, Spain migration politics, Ukraine food scandal, and protecting real America
26. Compare Or Comprehend (radio show replay)
36:47||Season 9, Ep. 26Neoborn Caveman returns with reflections from The Book of Joy on joy requiring vulnerability and the gap between empty optimism and honest hope, then takes direct aim at the weakness of regimes that attack women or children, citing Iran’s sentencing of singer Parastu Ahmadi to 74 lashes. He calls out the stupidity of blanket generalizations, including a Florida tattoo shop refusing all military and veterans while branding them war criminals, highlights George Michael’s secret giving of millions without fanfare as real activism, and contrasts constant digital and industrial noise eroding our ability to heal with the need for real connection and actually focusing on joy — while noting, with typical NC bite, that his show is at least cheaper than the government if you’re only getting nothing anyway.Music guests: pMad, Inoxidables, Van HechterKey TakeawaysJoy is the only core positive emotion and requires vulnerability.Oppressors who attack women or children reveal their own weakness.Blanket generalizations against entire groups like the military are stupid and performative.True good is done quietly without seeking attention or credit.Constant digital and industrial noise damages our capacity to heal ourselves.Real in-person connection and silence beat social media and noise.Suffering can lead to growth and deeper joy.We deserve joy and are not selfish for claiming it.Sound Bites"For joy, by the way, we have to be vulnerable. Being vulnerable in this world is suicide.""They attack women or children. ... all oppressors are weak who attack women, children or any innocent.""If you are saying that women can't have freedom, then you don't belong to humanity.""Go to a hall and ask some help to pull your head out of your ass.""He secretly gave away millions and millions and millions throughout his career and even after his death.""This is the good activism. ... you act and you shut the front door.""The noise is killing us. Literally it's murdering our brain and it destroys our capacity to heal our own cells.""Even the bad things can lead to good things. Suffering can lead to good things.""You are amazing. You are special, you are one of a kind, you are unique, and you deserve to be happy, joyful."Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow.Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host. Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados.Keywords: Book of Joy, vulnerability hope, Iran lashes Parastu Ahmadi, oppressors weakness, Florida tattoo shop war criminals, George Michael secret charity, digital noise healing damage, real connection silence nature, pro-humanity
25. Are You Becoming Seedless? (radio show replay)
49:47||Season 9, Ep. 25Neoborn Caveman reads from the Dalai Lama's Book of Joy on how warm-heartedness dissolves loneliness and excessive self-focus creates the very alienation it chases, then turns the mirror and names the real war as the internal one where we suppress what we feel because the structure around us taught us to bury it. NC walks through a series of care home sexual assaults in Sweden where courts described the rape of an 82-year-old as short-lived and mitigated, declares rapists lose the identity of human, marks the 20th anniversary of the Svalbard Global Seed Vault and connects it to Monsanto's seed patent monopoly, then addresses the Powassan virus spreading across the US with 15-minute tick transmission and permanent neurological damage while drawing the Plum Island and Bill Gates lineage, and closes with a declaration of why America remains the greatest hope for humanity through faith, freedom, diversity and 36 million small businesses. Season 10 is gearing up with back catalog episodes and two new songs premiere from pMad and Inoxidables.Music guests: pMad, InoxidablesKey TakeawaysThe Dalai Lama argues excessive self-focus creates the very alienation and loneliness it tries to escape.The real war is internal — suppressing inner truth to adapt into structures designed to suppress us.Swedish courts classified the rape of an 82-year-old as mitigated because it was short-lived and without blows.A rapist loses the identity of human regardless of nationality or background.The Svalbard Global Seed Vault holds 2.25 billion seeds and was designed to survive the melting of every ice cap.Monsanto created heroin as children's cough syrup and now patents seeds while neighboring farms fail.Powassan virus transmits within 15 minutes and half of survivors suffer permanent neurological damage.CDC advice to keep grass short contradicts climate policy demanding taller grass.America has 36 million small businesses and the foundational principle that rule belongs to the free.Heaven on earth is not naive to imagine if America pursues its founding promise.Sound Bites"Is there a life after death? Well, that's not the right question. The right question is, is there a life before death?""However difficult it is to hear, it's us.""A rapist has no place in human society, period.""The court considered number of alleged mitigating factors, describing the rape as short-lived and one that occurred without threats or blows.""It is designed to remain dry, even if every ice cap on the planet melts.""You can't have your own seed.""I'm not going to say that this deadly new virus slash tick nightmare has anything to do with Bill Gates.""America is the greatest hope for the whole humanity.""Free is not when your speech is curtailed or when your government can grab you from home because you posted something online.""Heaven on earth can be created."Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow.Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host. Free speech marinated in comedy. Supporting Purple Rabbits. Viva los Conejos Morados.Keywords: Dalai Lama Book of Joy, loneliness, inner war, Sweden care home rapes, court leniency, Svalbard Seed Vault, Monsanto seed monopoly, Powassan virus, Plum Island, Bill Gates ticks, MAID organ harvesting, why America is great, freedom, Season 10, pMad, Inoxidables, pro-humanity
24. The System Against (radio show replay)
31:32||Season 9, Ep. 24Neoborn Caveman opens with historical reflections on power shifts, from the fall of Constantinople to Mount Everest summits and cultural ironies around identity and achievement, urging listeners to build real memories through active presence rather than screen-bound illusions. NC then shifts into a satirical ramble on an absurd yet telling incident involving a static Knight Rider KITT replica car at the Volo Museum in Illinois that received a New York City speeding ticket via automated enforcement systems, using the mix-up to expose broader flaws in bureaucratic AI-driven surveillance, database errors, and the erosion of human agency and innocence until proven guilty. Throughout, the marble-mouthed host blends humor with warnings about unchecked systems profiting from defaults, drawing parallels to real-world overreach while calling for pro-humanity resistance and presence.Key TakeawaysNothing is permanent; empires and eras end, reminding us that apparent eternals are cracking.Real memories form through active presence and human connections, not passive screens or illusions.Automated systems prioritize efficiency over accuracy, shifting burdens onto citizens.Database matches and AI logic often fail basic human oversight, yet defaults assume guilt.The process itself becomes punishment when appeals cost more than compliance.Small errors in enforcement reveal larger architectures threatening personal freedom.Question performative leadership and behavioral manipulations lacking substance.Humanity's soul requires standing against systems that erode agency and truth.Historical parallels show recurring patterns of control following major shifts.Build meaning beyond the mundane to counter loss of purpose in modern life.Sound Bites"The thing that looks eternal is already cracking.""Life is much more than the mundane. And we should build up memories through active presence.""Don't let life pass you by. You don't have nine lives like Garfield.""A car hasn't moved in years got 50 dollar speeding fine because camera photographed plate two states away.""You can't reason with these things because they are brain dead just like people who think they are clever.""The burden of proving the match wrong falls on the person who got the ticket.""The process itself is a punishment.""AI is a lying a-hole with a narcissist tendency to gaslight you about it.""The system by design profits from death resignations.""What is better: Still being glued to your screen? Having fake illusions?"Music: Neoborn CavemanKeywords: automated enforcement, AI surveillance, bureaucratic errors, human agency, Knight Rider KITT, database failures, pro-humanity, power shifts, active presence, freedom resistance.
22. Enjoying the Silence? (radio show replay)
01:22:05||Season 9, Ep. 22Neoborn Caveman brings together three threads in his unmistakable marble-mouthed pro-humanity style: a defense contractor’s quiet expansion into pharmaceutical crystal growth in orbit, the philosophical trap of quantum immortality as a loophole for finitude, and the broken rhythm of death that people have been noticing in their communities alongside the layers of silence surrounding it. NC walks through Redwire’s SpaceMD subsidiary and the PIL-BOX platform already flown forty-three times on taxpayer money while the same company builds autonomous combat drones, examines why quantum immortality collapses at the boundary of biology rather than delivering meaningful continuation, connects the persistent feeling that the world has subtly shifted to the erosion of personal agency, and addresses the excess mortality data and the triple-layered silence surrounding younger death patterns that remain largely unexplored.Music guests: Broken Colours, pMadKey TakeawaysDefense contractors are scaling pharmaceutical development in microgravity using public funding.Orbital drug crystal growth operates in a regulatory and jurisdictional gray zone.Quantum immortality promises subjective survival but leads to probabilistic ghostliness rather than meaningful life.Consciousness is an emergent biological process that does not magically persist across quantum branches.The feeling that reality has shifted often signals a deeper loss of personal agency and narrative coherence.Communities have noticed changes in the natural rhythm and age profile of deaths.Excess mortality patterns in working-age populations remain largely unexplored by official research.An architecture of silence across social, scientific and media layers reinforces institutional incentives.Family-level guilt often makes open discussion of these patterns even more difficult.True agency requires presence and acceptance of finitude in this one life.Sound Bites“the company that builds autonomous combat drones for NATO is now in the medicine business”“forty-three PIL-BOX units have flown to the International Space Station”“your subjective experience can never include the moment of your own death”“that is not immortality in any sense that a human being would choose”“the real question was never whether you slip into another branch but whether you are actually present in the one you have”“the willingness to be present inside a life that ends — is agency”“the rhythm broke, and it has not come back”“everybody knows but nobody wants to be the first to say it in a room where saying it costs something”“the silence is not just social — the silence is also scientific”Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow .Keywords: redwire spacemd, pil-box, quantum immortality, many worlds interpretation, mandela effect, space pharmaceuticals, microgravity crystallization, excess mortality, architecture of silence, loss of agency
21. Life Is Sovereign, Are You? (radio show replay)
01:26:14||Season 9, Ep. 21Neoborn Caveman offers a raw, rambling marble-mouthed pro-humanity reflection on whether life — and the individual — remains sovereign in an era of state coercion, proxy wars, and creeping control disguised as protection. NC draws historical parallels between Soviet barrier troops in WWII and current accounts from the Ukraine conflict on both sides, questions forced conscription and the treatment of soldiers as disposable assets, critiques the “protect the children” narrative as pretext for digital surveillance, social media restrictions and the erosion of parental authority with examples from Prussian schooling to communist and fascist regimes, highlights hidden side effects of popular GLP-1 weight-loss drugs and the Parkinson’s risk from common pesticide chlorpyrifos, and reaffirms the primacy of individual consent, self-reliance and human life over bureaucratic leviathans while encouraging people to grow their own food and listen to their own heart.Music guests: pMad, Van HechterKey TakeawaysIndividual sovereignty and consent are foundational and clash with modern conscription and state claims on citizens as property.Treating soldiers as disposable in meat-grinder conflicts echoes dark historical precedents from WWII.“Protect the children” rhetoric has repeatedly served as cover for expanding state power over families and youth.Parental authority has been systematically eroded in favor of state and supranational control over education and upbringing.Quick-fix pharmaceuticals and industrial chemicals often carry serious long-term health consequences.Self-reliance, such as growing your own food, is a practical expression of personal sovereignty.Most people want to live in peace and do not desire war or to send their loved ones to die.Governments and institutions should serve people rather than treat them as assets or data points.Skepticism toward official narratives and power expansion is essential for preserving freedom.Human life is precious and must not be subordinated to political or ideological agendas.Sound Bites“I am not an asset, I am not a property, and I guess you are not either.”“You are absolutely free in the world’s largest open-air prison.”“Only the unloved hate.”“I didn’t even sign up for a student debt or student loan. Why? Because I’m not an a-hole.”“you have no right to tell me how to raise my children.”“Never trust the government blindly”“the longest road out is often the shortest road home”“Stay healthy. Stay real. Or become real and become healthy.”“people don’t want to go to war, people don’t want to bury their loved ones their children, their parents”“we are heading towards all out of war. Not because it couldn’t be fixed through diplomacy.”Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow .Keywords: life sovereignty, individual sovereignty, state coercion, barrier troops, parental rights, protect the children, digital surveillance, weight loss drugs, chlorpyrifos, parkinsons, pro-humanity
20. The Weed We Eat (Dandelion) - Patreon Special
22:00||Season 9, Ep. 20Neoborn Caveman lays out a clear-eyed, marble-mouthed pro-humanity take on the dandelion — the stubborn plant that pushes through pavement and neglect only to be met with industrial-scale poisoning because its greatest crime is growing for free in a world that demands a transaction for everything. NC traces its deliberate journey with European settlers as vital food and medicine, exposes “weed” as nothing more than an economic label for anything that refuses to generate revenue, presents the USDA’s own data on its exceptional nutrient density in vitamins A and K plus minerals, examines its traditional diuretic action that replenishes potassium unlike synthetic drugs that create dependency, reviews the in-vitro lab work showing root extract triggering apoptosis in multiple cancer cell lines while sparing healthy cells and the quiet fate of the underfunded Health Canada trials, connects the dots on the multi-billion-dollar lawn care industry’s chemical monoculture business model, draws the structural parallel to campaigns that individualize systemic problems, distinguishes funding incentives from conspiracy, and ends with the immediate, permission-free steps of stopping the sprays and harvesting clean dandelions for salads, tea, root coffee and more along with basic safety notes.Key TakeawaysDandelions thrive without resources or permission yet face industrial eradication because they offer value outside commercial transactions.Weed is an economic category for any plant that grows without generating a transaction rather than a scientific classification.European settlers brought dandelions to North America on purpose as essential food and medicine.Dandelion greens rank among the most nutrient-dense leafy vegetables per USDA data with extreme levels of vitamins A and K plus minerals.The plant's diuretic action supplies potassium to offset what it removes unlike pharmaceuticals that create deficiencies requiring additional purchases.Laboratory research shows dandelion root extract triggers programmed cell death in multiple cancer cell types while leaving healthy cells unaffected.Research funding and trials for non-patentable wild plants receive far less support than commercializable pharmaceutical alternatives.The lawn care industry profits billions by framing free nutritious plants as failures in chemically maintained monocultures.Structural economic incentives redirect responsibility from institutions to individuals in patterns like carbon footprint campaigns.The ground still produces unmonetized food and medicine that requires only clean harvesting and basic caution for most people.Sound Bites"European settlers brought dandelions to North America on purpose.""weed is not a botanical classification — it has no scientific content at all... it is an economic category, and what it means is: a plant that grows without generating a transaction. That is the offence.""the fact that it is free is the problem.""A hundred grams of raw dandelion leaves delivers around 10,000 IU of vitamin A... and the vitamin K content runs to roughly 650 percent of the daily value.""the dandelion leaf contains potassium at concentrations around 4.5 percent of dry weight... the plant provides more potassium than is lost through the diuresis it induces.""the suppression is structural, not conspiratorial... there is only a system that was built to serve certain interests and is functioning exactly as designed.""What a person can do with this information is small and immediate and does not require anyone's permission: stop spraying."Support the show and join the free tea house conversation at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow .Keywords: dandelion, taraxacum officinale, weed economics, nutrient dense greens, natural diuretic, dandelion root extract, lawn care industry critique, structural research funding, free food medicine, pro-humanity satire