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The Neoborn Caveman Show

Too Hot To Candle

Season 5, Ep. 61

Neoborn Caveman is back with a whole new unedited and untamed news commentary, social critique and music reviews and introductions - all with a strong upbeat spirit and satire.

Helping out with what not to watch? Neoborn is here for you!

Checking in with history and humanity and unwanted technocracy? Neoborn is here for you! (Even if he loses his tongue or just twists it...) Don't let Chinese taking over - especially with robots and AI...

Fighting back the Chinese from your own backyard where corrupt politicians invited them in? Neoborn is here for you!

Food poisoning you even in Chick-fil-A after they started to chicken out and now that's overpriced trash you can buy from them? Neoborn is here for you!

Delirious woman with high expectations and no action or brain except her plastic regularly inbuilt? Neoborn is here for you! (Lads, this is a fun part...) Vanity is not that important metric after all...

Will NC be able to keep it together all along? (of course not, we all know it by now)

Musical guests today:

ZomB: Home; You - with live reviews

Bonnie and the Jets: Illusion

pMAd: Missing

OCB: Look In The Mirror -

Free speech marinated in comedy!
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  • 9. Bananas Sovereign People

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