The Neoborn Caveman Show

Neoborn Caveman lays bare BlackRock’s 22.8-billion-dollar Panama Canal port grab—a calculated step to anchor us in their digital control net. Echoing Rome’s grain hoards, they’re turning trade routes into data streams, tightening the system that’s watching us from the shadows.Free speech marinated in comedy.....................

Neoborn Caveman rips apart the unconstitutional systems crushing your rights in this prelude episode. From CBP drones and smart meters shredding your Fourth Amendment privacy to AI like Lavender and PredPol trampling Fifth Amendment due process, it’s a raw expose of how your freedoms are gutted by lawless tech and power grabs. Neoborn tears into the First Amendment assault—COINTELPRO-style censorship—and unmasks Neuralink’s mind-reading tech, poised to obliterate what’s left of your constitutional protections. It’s the ugly truth, unfiltered, kicking off a bigger fight to come.Free speech marinated in comedy.....................

Neoborn Caveman rips into the stunning reality of how global financial powers are trying to turn sunlight, bee pollination, and even the air you breathe into tradeable commodities. Listen how the 30x30 agenda morphs into something far more sinister - the complete financialization of nature itself.Free speech marinated in comedy.......................

Neoborn Caveman tears into the medical establishment's greatest deception - keeping Americans sick while selling them "treatments" that never cure. Listen as the truth about metabolic disease, hidden infections, and chemical warfare against our bodies gets ripped wide open.Free speech marinated in comedy.......................

Neoborn Caveman rips into the industrial sleep scam, exposing the "8-hour sleep" myth as a factory-optimized con. Listen as your favorite unfiltered host traces our unnatural sleep patterns back to Welsh industrialist Robert Owen's 8-8-8 rule - not science, but capitalist efficiency. NC reveals how pre-industrial humans embraced biphasic sleep with wakeful periods between (and no, not just for sex, you perverts), while today's sleep-deprived zombies fuel a trillion-dollar industry of pills, energy drinks, and mindfulness apps. From the "sickening industry" to the "soul-sucking industry," this caffeinated rant connects our rigid 9-5 treadmill to rising disease rates, burned-out workers, and the death of human vitality. Discover why your inability to put down your screen is exactly what the system wants, and why biphasic sleep might be your first step toward breaking free from the modern sleep trap.Stay tuned for Part 2, where NC goes even deeper with solutions and talks about how modern neofeudalism keeps us exhausted, compliant, and paying tribute to our digital overlords.Eearly access to The Great Sleep Robbery: Mental Cage & Breaking Free (Part 2): https://www.patreon.com/posts/great-sleep-cage-123348690 ............

Neoborn Caveman shatters the latest "scientific" attack on plant-based alternatives, proving how nature and ancient wisdom called these problems years ago. Listen closely to how the corporate puppets scramble as their fake food empire starts crumbling.Buy Neoborn's book on how the once great Canada is morphing into a totalitarian regime: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DRYV6VJJ - it has NC's serious side and thorough research, with a glimpse of hope.Free speech marinated in comedy...........

Neoborn Caveman rips into OpenAI's unholy alliance with nuclear labs, exposing how the military-industrial complex is birthing its own digital overlord. From ghost code fragments to nuclear-powered AI, watch the chess pieces move into checkmate position.Buy Neoborn's book on how the once great Canada is morphing into a totalitarian regime: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DRYV6VJJ - it has NC's serious side and thorough research, with a glimpse of hope.Free speech marinated in comedy.........

Neoborn Caveman introduces the brand new rock opera, ‘Artifact: The Dream of Luna’, by Azakaela.Follow Azakaela on Bandcamp: https://azakaela.bandcamp.com ........

Neoborn Caveman throws pure Dadaist chaos at "their" control matrix today. When AI merges with nukes, fake milk makes humans sad, tech lords sue their own shadows, and real chickens show more masculine energy than modern males - there's only one sane response left: Go full Dada on their system! Hear how their reality code crashes against natural truth, from Joyce's banned brain-streams to mountain silence that heals what their noise broke. Mixed with wild historical facts about courtroom rats and dancing plagues that'll scramble their reality software. Warning: Contains actual truth, genuine rooster energy, medieval fish-sauce desserts, and zero artificial sweeteners for your mind. Side effects include sudden bursts of natural wisdom, system crashes in your programming, and the urge to answer their control matrix with pure, beautiful nonsense. Because when madness becomes normal, sanity wears a jester's hat.........