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The Gay Standoff

Season 2, Ep. 178

This week, the Shirley's are in Paris getting their groove on. The ladies discuss the short Shirley getting swept off her feet at a Parisian club, a pair of tasteless Disney-themed boots, crushing the auctioneering game (again) and the stresses of organising a flash mob.



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Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia


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