Motherfunk

The Shirleys celebrate their birthdays—same day, three years apart. They discuss Jimmy Choos going missing on Vinted, being buried in bog roll, and a day in Tesco with former goalkeeper, David Seaman.Please consider donating to my friend Samah and her children in Gaza:https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaPlease consider donating to my friend Salam in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to contact@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bad Bunny, BIAB, and being Busy.Please note that the Shorter Shirley, unsurprisingly, gets the name of the nail-strengthening treatment, BIAB, incorrect. It is not BIAM, it is BIAB (Builder in a Bottle). You are welcome.Please consider donating to Salam's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaPlease donate to Samah and her children:https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A new hairstyle, a hectic lifestyle and an evening with Mr. Harry Styles.Please consider donating to Salam's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaPlease donate to Samah and her children:https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Woking to Windsor, with a bum wipe in between. Donate to Salam's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaDonate to Samah and her childrenhttps://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Solo parenting, sober raves, and bum gelDonate to Salam's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaDonate to Samah and her childrenhttps://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Breast reductions, Asda, and Nigel Farage.Donate to Salam's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaDonate to Samah and her childrenhttps://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.comFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys dissect the dystopian nature of robotic mums and AI essays, leggings make a triumphant comeback and the ladies rank some royal scandals. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys

This week, the Shirleys discuss the upcoming release of a new MJ biopic, family rituals, the long Shirley's husband takes a tumble and the short Shirley has some explaining to do down at the school. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys