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Season 2, Ep. 185
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This week, after a hectic festive period, the Shirleys return to discuss their Christmas hauls, a new michelin star breakfast experience, the short Shirley's daughter has to face her prejudices and the long Shirley assures us her new bag isn't for the average (trader) joe.
Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gaza
Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!
Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia
Follow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys
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