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Cankles and a Brond Lob

Season 2, Ep. 160

This week, the Shirleys reflect on (almost) 30 years of friendship, discuss the dubious deeds of some middle-class couples and the short Shirley has some strong feelings about shoes in the household.


Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:

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Email your questions to motherfunk@shirleyandshirley.com!


Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmedia


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