Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek

Gennifertias, bienvenidos to our global episode ‘cause this week we’re shaking our hips to THE World Cup anthem goddess. Our Miss Thing has the most unique voice in human history, defies the laws of physics with her dancing, and is the powerhouse behind worldwide hits, ‘Whenever, Wherever’, ‘Underneath Your Clothes’, ‘She Wolf’, ‘Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)’ and new sensation ‘Dai Dai’ — SHAKIRA!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he became “the boy who cried Birthday” in Botswana, while Greg remembers the moment a Cop car turned its siren lights on as he was pulling a U-turn in Mexico. The boys also talk UPS drivers driving without doors, the different types of collectors on vacation, Turkey banning the gay cruise that Patti LuPone was signing on, and people who aren’t “dessert people”. Plus, they cry over Madonna’s latest masterpiece ‘Confessions II’, start their fight for the world to know who Amy Allen is, and they ask universal questions like, “Is there anything better than going to a grocery store in a foreign country?” and “What does ‘Waka Waka’ mean?” So Beronicas, get ready for an episode so good that you’ll get Vulnera-oiyoiyoi-be, start flapping your wings, and slap your ass. Oh, and remember “Once a Reno Sweeney, always a Reno Sweeney,” BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Where Do Broken Hearts Go, Gennifertias? To this episode, of course, ‘cause we’ve been Saving All our Love for THE singer of all singers. Our Miss Thing this week has the voice of God, is the original Jersey Girl, the ultimate lip quiverer, and is the powerhouse vocalist behind mega-hits, ‘I Run To You,’ ‘I Will Always Love You,’ and ‘I Wanna Dance With Somebody’ — WHITNEY HOUSTON!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he conned his boyfriend into dancing with him at a wedding, while Greg relives the previous night when his husband got into an awkward interaction with a restaurant chef over their mutual friend, “Joe.” They also talk ‘Toy Story 5’, Rosalia’s breathtaking ‘Lux’ tour, the generational experience of toggling between MTV and VH1 on Saturday mornings, and the unifying force that is the Macarena. Plus they ask chills-inducing questions like, “What Pixar movie has made you cry the most?”, “What is your gateway song to get you dancing at the wedding?”, “What is the gayest bank?”, and the biggest question of them all, “Is it thuh or thee?” So Queens of the Night, hire a hunky Bodyguard and get ready for an episode that will make you So Emotional you’ll have to turn to the TikTok sensations Lupa and Libi to soothe you afterwards. Oh, and if you’re just finding out that Whitney lip synced the National Anthem, we’re here for you and you’re not alone during this dark time. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Get Into The Groove Gennifer Zs, ‘cause we’re certainly proving our love to THE Queen of Pop this week. Our Miss Thing is the definition of “Mutha,” a stadium touring megastar, the ultimate tastemaker and trendsetter, and the groundbreaking artist behind the seminal masterpieces, ‘Like a Virgin’, ‘Like a Prayer’, ‘Ray of Light’, ‘Music,’ ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor’, the upcoming ‘Confessions II’, and too much more to even list — MADONNA!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he quite literally Hung Up on Hollywood super producer JJ Abrams while Greg recounts his past weekend when he blew a tire on the road to Palm Springs and had to stay over night in “the middle of nowhere.” The boys also talk Tim mistaking Greg for a pile of trash, Alicent being the c*nt version of Allison (with a dash of Maleficent), going to Turkey to even out your armpit hairline, and they hard pitch Taco Bell to be the new spokespeople of the Tacolate. Plus, they announce rules for straight women at a gay bar, and ask hair-raising questions like, “Are hairless people accepted on Scruff?”, “How much more Mas can I live?”, “What is the best song off ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor’?”, and “What Madonna album can you skip?” So Rebel Hearts, hop in our “Drag & Fly Tour” bus, and get ready for an episode that will take you on a one-way trip to La Isla Bonita. Oh, and studio heads, make The Madonna movie in Syria already, you cowards!! BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Intoxibellas, break out your Koosh balls because we’re celebrating the Queen of Nice on the pod this week! Our Miss Thing is the original lesbian talk show host, Tom Cruise’s biggest admirer, Barbra Streisand’s biggest fan, America’s Aunts’ “very good” friend, and the star of ‘Sleepless in Seattle’, ‘A League of Their Own’, and ‘Harriet the Spy’ — ROSIE O’DONNELL! In this ep, Greg looks back on the moment he made his family’s life rosier by renaming the family dog, while Tim remembers the time he introduced champagne to his ragtag kickball team and it caused them to win the championship. The boys also talk Julie Depardieu’s fabulous family, Tyra Bank’s resurgent book and accompanying song for ‘Modelland’, Tim’s fluorescent personality, and Madonna’s greatest PR asset, Martin Diaz. Plus, they dive into ‘Stop That Train’, the cat that interrupted the performance of ‘Romeo & Juliet’ in Turkey, how ‘Now and Then’ is the ‘Avengers’ of the ‘90s, and they ask the most important question of the summer, “What are your feelings on overhead lighting as a gay man?” So, Gennifertias and Rosie O’Trimmers, raise your Supergirl foreskin cup and get ready to be transported back to a time, many gay Ian’s ago, that was filled with joy and breezy Christmas albums. Oh, and remember, “Our Grindr, our choice!” Bye Diva!! BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Inertias, Honk for Jesus (and by that we mean, our Miss Thing this week)! This “kaleidoscopic” icon is the reason for any season, the backbone of the entertainment industry, a hilarious comedic genius, and the scene-stealer in ‘Black Monday’, ‘One Battle After Another’, ‘Girls Trip’ and the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise — REGINA HALL! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was so Brenda and caused such a scene in the movie theater that a man grabbed him, while Tim remembers the time a group of Nine (plus) Perfect Strangers gave him a Christmas miracle while sick in Uganda. The boys also talk ‘Masters of the Universe’, the feud between Lisa Kudrow and Christopher Nolan, re-mystifying male influencers’ hair transplant journeys, and the empathy of Dr. Orna Guralnik and the addictiveness of ‘Couples Therapy’. Plus, they ask life’s big questions like, “What is the comedic performance that should have won Best Actress at the Oscars?” and “Did Daniel Day-Lewis win an Oscar for ‘Gangs of New York?’”. So Gennifertias, get ready to listen to an ep that will make you feel as hydrated as Jennifer Aniston in one of her Smartwater ads that you see as you’re sailing through TSA PreCheck. Oh and most importantly, remember that if you’re good to spiders, mama’s good to YoOoOoOouuuuu. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Gay Matts and Inertias, don’t Drop Dead because a brand new episode is here to give you The Cure! Our Miss Thing this week is already a three-time Grammy winner, a three-time Billboard number one hit maker, and the future winner of at least three more awards for her amazing third album “You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love” — OLIVIA RODRIGO! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he split his head open and then urgent care turned him away while Greg remembers the moment a random man “hit on him” by telling him he looked like Chuck Norris. Also, the boys talk ‘Backrooms’, the genesis of Jesy Nelson’s famous word “balegdeh”, getting humbled by Holly Humberstone, Dua Lipa’s wedding dress, and Susan Boyle’s edgy new look. Plus, they ask shiver-inducing questions like, “What is gay pride like on Fire Island?”, “What pop star would you actually want to be friends with?” and “Who is Sabrina Carpenter’s pop mother? So Gennifer Zs, whip out your Drivers License and get prepared to become Happier! Oh, and can you please record our new vocal warm up: “Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve”? We have a Kalshi bet about it that we need to check on the entire time we’re in the movie theater. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Gennifer Zs ditch that prior hideous skirt convention you’re going to because this week we’re celebrating America’s very own premier British actress. Our Miss Thing is an onomatopoeia for joy, a woman of taste, and the star of seminal films like ‘Looper’, ‘Edge of Tomorrow’, ‘Devil Wears Prada’, ‘Mary Poppins Returns’, ‘A Quiet Place’, ‘Oppenheimer’ and the upcoming ‘Disclosure Day’ — EMILY BLUNT! In this ep, Greg looks back on the moment his mother in-law officially welcomed him into the family with an unexpected comment about his figure while Tim remembers the time a Russian couple on a sunset cruise scared the sh*t out of him but also called him skinny. The boys also discuss Australians on Grindr, the axe-ification of the male body on the east coast, Greg’s Runyon run-in with Naomi Watts, and the end of “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.” Plus, they announce their official SEO tour and ask bombshell questions like, “Can you tell the difference between Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney?”, “Should we be on peptides? And what is it?” and “Remember those ‘A Quiet Place Part II’ billboards in March of 2020?” So Emilys, rip into those carbs from your hospital bed and listen to an episode that a million girls would kill to listen to. Oh, and to the hot gays in Yakutsk, keep the bed warm for us! BONK!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Cindys, the TV’s leaking! And by leaking we mean we’re shedding literal tears of laughter, because our Miss Thing of the week just happens to be the comedic genius of our times. This Hot Chick is the funniest unsung actress out there, the most fearless ditz in the game, and the timeless star of the ‘The House Bunny’, ‘Mom’, ‘Lost In Translation’ and the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise — ANNA FARIS!! In this ep, Greg takes everyone back to when the alarm went off in his New York hotel and they made it seem like a killer was on the loose, while Tim remembers the moment he perfectly communicated with his eyes at a gay bar and got saved by a very good friend. The boys also talk the killer acts at Weho Pride’s OUTLOUD Music Festival, John Travolta’s beret at Cannes, the guy from ‘Stranger Things’ with the hair, ‘Mortal Kombat 2’, and Tim’s ongoing fruit fly infestation. Plus, they do a deep dive on Lena Dunham’s ‘Famesick’, announce their new children’s book ‘The F*ggot and The Fly’, and ask hair-raising questions like, “What is the straightest content that you watch?”, “What would be your “cool’ Letterbox’d pick?” and “What is an MRE?” So Gennifertias, whip out your padded bras, clip in your bleach-blonde hair extensions, and get ready for an episode that is gonna make you laugh your ass off. Oh, and of course, congrats to Absolutely! We’re so glad your soon to be husband, Noah Noah, is coming. BONK!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.