Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek

Put on your finest platinum blonde wigs and your longest red nails Gennifertias because we’re honoring the last piece of monoculture this week in the Season One FINALE of Miss Thing! Our pioneer of a Miss Thing is the most beloved person in America, a Hall of Fame songwriter, a theme park mogul, the cheekiest and sweetest woman to ever do it, and the the most unifying force in our culture — DOLLY PARTON!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he thought he was making a shrewd business decision by buying something from a famous artist right before it lost all value, while Tim remembers the time his earlobe swelled up and exploded on Thanksgiving. The boys also reel from the heartbreaking news of Dolly’s passing, talk the cultural resurgence of ‘The Mummy’, get into the perfect duo of a gay man and any of his friends’ moms, and get h*rny for the ultimate royal couple — Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig. Plus, they do their biggest diva down yet in Season One of Miss Thing and give the Gennifer Zs, Inertias, and Gennifertias a taste of all the exciting new things to come in Season Two starting next week! So slip into your chicest mom uniform, take a rest from biting your nails, and listen to an episode that’s pure joy, light, and a little raunchy — just like Dolly. Oh, and never forget to keep loving yourself with or without a cone on your ear. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Gennifertias, you’re about to be HAD at HELLO ‘cause comedian, TV writer, and former fashion journalist, MARCOS LUEVANOS joins us to wax poetic about a two-time Academy Award winning actress with the most famous squint and pout in the biz. Our Miss Thing this week is a tippity-top A-list star, can do a British accent better than anyone in the UK, and is the leading lady of mega-hits like, ‘Chicago’, ‘Cold Mountain’, ‘Jerry Maguire’, ‘Judy’, and ‘Bridget Jones’s Diary’ — RENÉE ZELLWEGER!!! On today’s ep, Greg looks back on the time he and his friend almost danced the Cell Block Tango after making an unexpected connection in a parking lot, Tim remembers the time he should have won an Oscar for best performance in a picture during a photoshoot, and Marcos recalls the night a chopstick impaled his butt while flirting with a boy at a gay bar. The guys also talk Rosie O’Donnell taking over the airwaves, the joie de vivre of Chanty Beluga, dead eyes syndrome, and the Skinnylicious coalition at The Cheesecake Factory. Plus, they take a moment to remember Hayden Panettiere, and of course ask LA Times-worthy questions like, “What would happen if Renée Zellweger ate a Warhead?”, “What does the D stand for in Mucinex D?”, and “Are PT Cruisers still around?”. So Gennifer Zs, hop in your minivan and get ready to listen to an episode so good, it’ll make you feel higher than when you were a kid and you punch-buggied your bestie in the backseat. Oh, and quick question — What? How? And to what extent is ‘Stuart Fails to Save the Universe?’ BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

The truth is out there Gennifertias, and that truth is that our Miss Thing this week is the most transfixing and talented British-American dual citizen out there. She’s a film, TV, and stage legend, an international phenom beloved by everyone (especially the lesbians), and the show-stopping star of ‘The X Files’, ‘Sex Education’, ‘The Crown, and ‘Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma’... Dana Scully herself — GILLIAN ANDERSON!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he thought an alien was breaking into his Lake Arrowhead Airbnb only to find something much worse, while Greg recalls a recent night in which an inebriated stranger insisted he was straight. The boys also talk the euphoric experience of watching ‘The Worst Person In The World’, sob over ‘Voicemails for Isabelle’, and scream in fear while thinking about possums. Plus, they dive into the bl*wjob QVC lady, play another end-of-summer round of Gay Name or Straight Name with the names Ray, Bruce, Rob, and Noah, and ask spine-tingling questions like, “Are Gaymers players or are they loyal lovers?” and “Netflix, seriously, what are you doing?” So Gay Matts, grab drink from your mini bar, put some gel in your statement hair, and get ready to listen to an episode that will make you a believer. Oh, and never forget that one of the best things you can be is hot from behind. BONK!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Gay Matts and Inertias, the light is coming, because our Miss Thing this week is so ‘supernatural’-ly talented we had to do her TWICE! She’s a genius actor and impressionist, has a voice so beautiful it makes you feel like you’re basking in Eternal Sunshine, is the singer of the smash single ‘hate that i made you love me’, and is the mastermind behind beautiful works of art like, ‘Dangerous Woman’, ‘thank u, next’ and ‘petal’ — ARIANA GRANDE! In this ep, Greg looks to you to help him unload a prized Frankie Grande artifact from ‘Big Brother’, while Tim remembers the time he could’ve been the husband of a prominent gay entertainment figure but squandered it. They also talk gay guys bleaching their hair, ‘Edward Scissorhands’, Leelee Sobieski, the four quadrant entertainment of The Savannah Bananas, and the feud between Christopher Nolan and Emily Wilson, the translator that inspired ‘The Odyssey’. Plus, they ask earth-shattering questions like, “What is your most listened to album ever?”, “Who is the hottest ‘Friend’? and “How is life with shorter hair?”. So Gennifertias, grab yourself a Plan Check burger and get ready to dive into an episode that will make you feel more alive than listening to ‘The Simpsons’ compilation album ‘Songs in the Key of Springfield’. Oh, and never forget… your Pedro can be anything. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Goddesses, string your bows and pop that wax out of your ears because this week we’re venerating a group of woman so powerful that you’ll definitely be feeling this episode in your waters. Our Miss Thing(s) this week are the scene-stealing deities from the movie of the summer who are all so individually talented that a war could be started in any of their names…. we’re talking about the women of The Odyssey — ZENDAYA, SAMANTHA MORTON, CHARLIZE THERON, LUPITA NYONG’O and ANNE HATHAWAY! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he sang an Ambien induced siren song on a flight to Greece and Tim looks back on the treacherous journey he had to take in order to get out of Houston. They also talk the behind-the-scenes crew that makes a good birthday party happen, the art of the Irish Goodbye, the misogyny behind the way Olivia Wilde has been treated (until now), and Jimothy, the beloved raccoon currently taking over the internet. Plus, they get into the euphoria of watching ‘The Invite’ in a packed theater, Matt Damon’s chances of winning Best Actor, the West Hollywood sinkhole, Elliot Page’s stellar performance, and ask monumental questions like, “Can you rank the top five Christopher Nolan movies?”, “What’s the better film, ‘Arrival’ or ‘Interstellar’?”, and “What is the one Christopher Nolan movie you can skip?” So Gennifertias, order a Whataburger and settle into an episode that’s so warm and tender it’ll make you feel like you’ve come home again. Oh, and you’re all cordially invite to the wedding of Timothy and Jimothy. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Gennifertias get ready to fall in L.O.V.E. ‘cause this week we’re joined by a very special guest: comedian, TV writer, and author of the new laugh-out-loud book, “The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay” — ELIOT GLAZER! Prepare to be LA-LA-ing all over the kitchen and the floor because our Miss Thing is the ultimate 2000s reality star slash singer, has the most famous ‘Autobiography’ of all time, is everyone’s favorite little sister AND the daughter-in-law of Diana Ross — ASHLEE SIMPSON! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time ‘The Ashlee Simpson Show’ became his gay best friend awakening, Greg pieces together memories from his first community theater show, and Eliot recalls the time he was interning at SNL the night Ashlee got caught lip syncing. The boys also talk gay vacations, the new pop star MARIS, ‘Widow’s Bay’, and the seminal 90s trio ‘Wild Orchid’ featuring a pre-Black Eyed Peas Fergie. Plus they ask life-changing questions like, “Is there a musician that took you awhile to like?”, “Could you still see your therapist if you found out they were doing p*rn?”, and “Is Fergie 20 or 50?”. So ladybugs, rip off the roof of your car, blare Jessica Simpson’s ‘Angels’ at 85 mph, and press play on an episode that’ll you’ll never get Outta Your Head. Oh, and if you run into Papa Joe, can you ask him to shoot our next cover? Thanks! BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Gennifertias, bienvenidos to our global episode ‘cause this week we’re shaking our hips to THE World Cup anthem goddess. Our Miss Thing has the most unique voice in human history, defies the laws of physics with her dancing, and is the powerhouse behind worldwide hits, ‘Whenever, Wherever’, ‘Underneath Your Clothes’, ‘She Wolf’, ‘Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)’ and new sensation ‘Dai Dai’ — SHAKIRA!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he became “the boy who cried Birthday” in Botswana, while Greg remembers the moment a Cop car turned its siren lights on as he was pulling a U-turn in Mexico. The boys also talk UPS drivers driving without doors, the different types of collectors on vacation, Turkey banning the gay cruise that Patti LuPone was signing on, and people who aren’t “dessert people”. Plus, they cry over Madonna’s latest masterpiece ‘Confessions II’, start their fight for the world to know who Amy Allen is, and they ask universal questions like, “Is there anything better than going to a grocery store in a foreign country?” and “What does ‘Waka Waka’ mean?” So Beronicas, get ready for an episode so good that you’ll get Vulnera-oiyoiyoi-be, start flapping your wings, and slap your ass. Oh, and remember “Once a Reno Sweeney, always a Reno Sweeney,” BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.

Where Do Broken Hearts Go, Gennifertias? To this episode, of course, ‘cause we’ve been Saving All our Love for THE singer of all singers. Our Miss Thing this week has the voice of God, is the original Jersey Girl, the ultimate lip quiverer, and is the powerhouse vocalist behind mega-hits, ‘I Run To You,’ ‘I Will Always Love You,’ and ‘I Wanna Dance With Somebody’ — WHITNEY HOUSTON!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he conned his boyfriend into dancing with him at a wedding, while Greg relives the previous night when his husband got into an awkward interaction with a restaurant chef over their mutual friend, “Joe.” They also talk ‘Toy Story 5’, Rosalia’s breathtaking ‘Lux’ tour, the generational experience of toggling between MTV and VH1 on Saturday mornings, and the unifying force that is the Macarena. Plus they ask chills-inducing questions like, “What Pixar movie has made you cry the most?”, “What is your gateway song to get you dancing at the wedding?”, “What is the gayest bank?”, and the biggest question of them all, “Is it thuh or thee?” So Queens of the Night, hire a hunky Bodyguard and get ready for an episode that will make you So Emotional you’ll have to turn to the TikTok sensations Lupa and Libi to soothe you afterwards. Oh, and if you’re just finding out that Whitney lip synced the National Anthem, we’re here for you and you’re not alone during this dark time. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review.