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Thanksgiving Day Hoarder
51:23|In this laid-back, brutally honest episode of Matters Not, Chris and Maegen recap their Thanksgiving trip back to Sheffield Lake, Ohio — a weekend full of family, food, nostalgia, and one hell of a hoarder-house cleanup.The episode opens with the couple finally getting time to record after a chaotic holiday schedule. From the snowy arrival at Chris’ mom’s place to navigating turkey timing and reminiscing about past holidays without Gigi, the two set the stage for a heartfelt but hilarious walkthrough of their long weekend.Things take a turn on Black Friday when the family gathers at Chris’ late grandmother’s house to begin the massive task of clearing out decades’ worth of “perfectly good” items she refused to throw away. With a giant dumpster in the driveway and a whole basement to tackle, Chris, Maegen, and the cousins uncover everything from stacks of radar detectors to taped-over cassettes — including a recorded phone call of his grandfather grilling a clerk about CCW laws.Maegen goes full detective mode hunting down grandpa’s handguns (successfully finding two), while Chris reflects on the family’s trademark mix of autism-level organization, lovable chaos, and pure Appalachian-and-Cleveland cultural mashup. The two share stories about family dynamics, sentimental finds, unexpected cash envelopes, and the strangely comforting process of saying goodbye to a loved one through the things they left behind.The episode wraps up with food talk, future trip plans, and the couple’s usual banter about the differences between their hometown cultures, complete with debates about hollows vs. hollers, toboggans vs. winter hats, and why Cleveland food will always hit different.It’s funny, messy, real, emotional in spite of Maegen’s hatred of “feelings,” and packed with the kind of storytelling that makes Matters Not feel like sitting on the couch with two friends who tell it exactly how it is.
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Manifesting Little Bugs in a Word Salad
01:07:49|In this laid-back, brutally honest episode of Matters Not, Chris and Buck kick things off porch-side, watching the first snow of the season and trading stories about work, weather, and the extremes of hot and cold life on the job. But what starts as a conversation about thermostats and torquing bolts turns into one of their most introspective and vulnerable episodes yet.The two dive deep into relationships, self-sabotage, and personal growth — unpacking what it means to be “okay” with yourself and when it’s the right time to take love seriously again. Chris opens up about finding stability and balance with his relationship, reflecting on how his 40s brought peace after years of chaos. Buck, in turn, shares his realizations about being ready to let someone in and how self-work must come before partnership.They explore everything from emotional scars and accountability to the fear of jinxing good fortune — how overthinking, old wounds, and bad habits can quietly sabotage progress. By the end, the duo is reflecting on their evolution as men, laughing over “word salads,” and debating whether getting a pedicure is “gay or not gay” (Buck says only if there’s a dick involved).Through laughter, vulnerability, and their signature unfiltered banter, Manifesting Little Bugs in a Word Salad perfectly captures what Matters Not does best — real talk, raw honesty, and two guys growing up without losing their sense of humor.Matters Not is for the Children
01:06:22|On this episode of Matters Not, Chris and Buck settle in after a chaotic Halloween weekend to break down everything from costume-contest controversies to the beautiful mess of raising teenagers in a world that feels upside-down.What starts as a goofy recap of adults twerking for stage-presence points turns into a raw, real conversation about school systems, ADHD struggles, parental expectations, and trying to raise good humans when the rules keep changing.The guys bounce between childhood war stories, redneck-pool engineering, girl-power movies, the insanity of middle-school suspension policies, and what it actually means to influence your kid in a world full of louder influences.It’s hilarious, honest, and unexpectedly heavy in all the right ways. Whether you’re a parent, a former troubled kid, or someone who just loves listening to two dudes talk their way into existential revelations… this one’s got you.Matters Not… but it kinda does.Spanx for Men
01:02:50|In this episode, Chris and Buck dive into a high-energy catch-up session covering fatherhood, fitness, awkward life stories, and future podcast ambitions. Chris shares a proud-dad moment after watching his son Caleb dominate a karting league race—complete with strategy talk, adrenaline, and podium finishes. The conversation shifts into gym culture, early progress, and overcoming insecurity, leading to a surprisingly heartfelt reflection on how little others actually judge us when we're trying to improve ourselves.The duo then slides hilariously into a raw and unfiltered section about body image hacks, Spanx for men, nipple piercings, and the mysteries of circumcision (yes, really). Buck talks about his recent “born-again virgin” streak ending, his new ear piercings, and how an AI photo accidentally convinced him to embrace the look. The two also discuss home improvement fails, supportive gym culture, and coming to terms with childhood rivalries that seemed big at the time but mean nothing now.They wrap the episode with a bigger-picture vision—bringing the podcast into the wild. Think adventure pods in parks, abandoned places, mountains, kayaks, or random local events where strangers join the conversation. Raw, unpredictable, and real.Prescription for Risky Behavior
01:13:14|In this raw and hilarious episode of Matters Not, Chris and Buck dive head-first into unfiltered conversations about physical preferences, dating misadventures, DMT visions, erectile dysfunction, porn-induced ED, and why mushrooms might have you crying mid-stroke.The episode kicks off with playful banter and bold claims about body-type preferences, BBLs, and caveman-style eating habits. Things escalate as Buck tells a full-blown anxiety saga about hooking up with a girl involved in “sugar baby economics,” thinking he caught every STD known to man, panic-googling “dick cancer,” and eventually celebrating a clean bill of sexual health like he won the Super Bowl.The conversation pivots into surprisingly wholesome territory—sexual responsibility, avoiding porn addiction, controlling impulses, and how psychedelics can break emotional walls… even if that means crying during sex.Later, Chris opens up about love, family, and his father’s passing, delivering one of the most heartfelt segments the show has seen. Buck reflects on fatherhood, influence, raising strong kids, and learning his parenting mindset was wrong—in a good way.It’s a chaotic blend of crude humor, vulnerability, drugs, dick paranoia, family values, and personal growth—exactly the chaotic balance fans expect from Matters Not.Goodbye Grandma, Hello Driving Privileges!
01:13:06|Chris opens the “Matters Not” podcast with Buck and shares a deeply personal, humorous, and emotional reflection on his grandmother’s recent passing. He tells vivid stories about growing up in Sheffield Lake, Ohio, and the warmth, humor, and chaotic love of his tight-knit family — especially his grandmother, famous for her crème de menthe brownies, garage-sale hoarding, and savage one-liners. The tone balances grief with big laughter, celebrating legacy rather than mourning loss.Buck follows with his own starkly different upbringing — little family connection, emotional distance from grandparents — and how watching someone die shifted his view of forgiveness, resentment, and empathy.The conversation turns philosophical — how aging changes perspective, how all people are the “main character” in their own movie. It then pivots into lighter banter, before Chris steers into the next story about Buck’s recent DUI arrest, court experience, and choosing to represent himself — which he hilariously frames as his “hardest criminal arc.”The episode closes with raw honesty, humor, and a pivot toward AI, podcasts, and future experimentation — setting up a follow-up session with “My AI Co-Host” (Lyra).To Dream or Not To Dream
01:05:04|In this episode of Matters Not, Chris and Buck dive into everything from artificial intelligence and brain power to chasing dreams and finding direction in life. The conversation kicks off with Buck debating whether ChatGPT is making people “dumber” — leading into a raw, funny, and surprisingly deep talk about AI’s influence, personal ambition, mental health, and what it means to be fulfilled.Chris opens up about life after leaving a job, fixing his truck, and figuring out his next move while Buck breaks down his fascination (and frustration) with AI, social media, and modern relationships. From blue-collar work ethic and life in limbo to following creative passions like stand-up comedy, the guys get real about failure, support, and the people who keep us grounded — especially the strong women who push us forward.It’s a mix of humor, honesty, and heart, with plenty of storytelling, profanity, and self-reflection — the kind of front-porch conversation that makes Matters Not what it is: authentic, unfiltered talk between two friends just trying to figure it all out.