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WE BURY THE DEAD: Ray Skywalker vs America's Zombie Weapon (MAN ON FILM Review) 🎞

Season 1, Ep. 25
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Hey! Welcome back to the hottest show in the world — Man on Film, where it’s always raining
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This week we just left the theater after watching Bring Out Your Dead and lemme tell you — after this movie, you’re gonna be dead, dead, dead, and dead. 


Is it a disaster movie? A zombie flick? A piece of secret propaganda about America’s newest doomsday toy? Yes.

Is Ray from Star Wars in it doing her trademark “angry Jedi stare” (no gyat tricks, sadly)? Also yes!

Is it cute AND ridiculous at the same time? Absolutely.


We dive deep into:


  • Why this movie left us saying “Sorry?” more than once 
  • Comparisons to The Primate (and why Primate beat this one )
  • Predictable plot beats, meh endings, and oh my god visuals that were cool but not enough
  • Our ratings arguments (3.5 vs 2.5 — fight me!)
  • Zombie lore, EMP attacks, and why everyone should quit spoiling the Skywalker hair game



We unpack the good, the boring, the goofy, and the “I saw that coming a mile away” moments. Plus personal takeaways, fan shoutouts (Dolores ), and the classic Man on Film banter you didn’t even know you needed at 3 AM.


If you want a movie review that’s equal parts tea, chaos, and cinematic accountability, you’re in exactly the right place.


 Per usual:

Subscribe, tell your friends, and listen responsibly — especially if you haven’t seen the movie yet. We don’t want spoilers
 but we absolutely give them anyway.


Man on Film — because movies deserve to be roasted, toasted, and sassed to perfection.





 

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 New Episode!

We watched Bring Out Your Dead and y’all


 It’s chaotic

 It’s predictable

 It’s somehow fun

and yes
 we roasted it just how you like.


We gave it 3.5 Man on Film Snaps

Ray from Star Wars needs a new script

Plot twists we saw coming
 with our eyes closed


 LINK IN BIO for the full review + ridiculousness.

#ManOnFilm #MovieReview #BringOutYourDead #ZombieChaos #FilmPodcast



Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.


  • Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.


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