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 NEW DRACULA MOVIE SHOULD BITE THE MANs ON FILM FOR HIS REVIEW 0_o Featuring special guest: Caravaggio (audio only)Sink your teeth into this week’s extra-dark, extra-delicious edition of Men on Film, where we take a bite out of the brooding cape daddy himself — Dracula. Your favorite sharp-tongued duo returns: Q holds court on camera while the mysterious voice of Caravaggio slides in like a velvet whisper from the crypt.Is Dracula camp? Is he couture? Is he just a clingy, cape-wearing ex with boundary issues? We unpack it all — from bloodlust to bedroom lighting, metaphors to mother issues. And of course, we rate the drip, dissect the drama, and decide if the Prince of Darkness is still serving iconic in 2026.Expect laughs, shade, unexpected tenderness, and that signature Men on Film wit that stakes the heart of cinema one glamorous bite at a time.Now streaming on Acast, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube & wherever your dark little heart desires. Episode Rating:  (4 Fangs out of 5)#MenOnFilm #Dracula #Andrexcellence #MrCaravaggio #XcellentWorldNetwork

 Episode Title: Wuthering Fights aka Mr. Euphoria rides again… and chaos follows.Welcome to Man on Film, the only review show where truth meets torchlight. Your host Xcellence gets all up in on the latest fever dream: “Wuthering Heights” (2026). On paper, it had everything—Jacob Elordi, Margot Robbie, Hong Chau, and an old-school classic to remix. But what did we get? A D+ disasterpiece.From people falling asleep in the theater to a soundtrack that felt like “Boom Boom Boom” meets off-brand Shakespeare, this one brought out all the feelings. And by feelings, we mean rage, confusion, and one wild audience full of hot takes and secret society codes.Is this a modern gothic love story or the first officially certified Furry Period Piece? You decide. But one thing’s for sure: the drama on-screen wasn’t nearly as juicy as the commentary off-screen.Cue the rating: F for “Foolish.” But also… Fabulous? You’ll just have to hear it to believe it. Warning: Explicit language. Full of spoilers, swerves, and Realness metaphors. Proceed accordingly! :)

“Iron Lung: Lo-Fi Horror, High-Stakes Bloodbath”Blood Oceans, Submarine Screams & Gamer DreamsSummaryIn this deep dive (pun intended), we surface after watching Iron Lung—the claustrophobic horror flick adapted from the cult indie game. Directed by YouTube OG Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), this post-apocalyptic tale tosses a convicted felon into a rusty-ass submarine and submerges him in a literal sea of blood.We break down how Iron Lung punches above its $3M budget weight class, debate the logic of lunar blood oceans, and ask the big question: why isn’t Method Man in this?! The lo-fi tension hits, the visuals grind, and the horror builds—but does the story deliver, or does it drown in its own mystery?Plus, we pitch our sequel (Iron Lungs 2: Smoke Break) starring Redman, Dave Chappelle, and a trans baddie. Yes, for real. Don’t miss this one—it’s man, it’s film, it’s always raining. Hosted by The Man on Film. Explicit language. Listener discretion advised.

 SHELTER (2024) | Jason Statham Movie Review — Xcellent World Review It’s always RAINING MAN at Xcellent WORLD NETWORK, and today we took cover in "SHELTER" — the latest Jason Statham action-thriller directed by Ric Roman Waugh and written by Robert Archer Lynn & Christopher Charles.From the jump, this one drops you in a Jason-born-meets-‘Leon the Professional’ crossover energy — an assassin with a heart, a girl with too many dead bodies behind her, and a plot that feels like déjà vu with a high-octane twist.In this solo episode, The Man on Film breaks it ALL down:Why this isn’t peak Statham, but still gives you 6.5 out of 10 explosive punchesThe wild Steven Siegal vs. Jamaica (MARKED FOR DEATH) action movie beef  (yeah, we went there)The real reason we’re tired of Nicole Kidman’s AMC ad ( facts.)Why Shelter felt like Bourne 6, Mission Not-So-Impossible, and LEON THE Professional “Lite”Plus a rant about action stars needing more Oscar love (put respect on Heath Ledger name )This isn’t your average review.This is Xcellent World.Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Uncancellable.Hit play, subscribe, and let the rain wash over you.Because here, we don’t just watch the movies… we light them up.—Let me know if you want a shorter version for podcast apps, or a tagline for clips. You’re in the zone, and this drop is solid gold. #JasonStatham #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork “It’s always raining…”

In this savage first episode of Man on Film, 🎥 host Andre Xcellence! dives into The Smashing Machine — the intense A24 drama starring Dwayne Johnson as MMA legend Mark Kerr. With striking performances, emotional punches, and some glaring structural flaws, this biopic hits hard… but does it hit right?MR. Xcellence breaks down the story, the real-life roots, what worked, and what dragged it down. He asks the hard questions: Was this a passion project or a power move? Did A24 undersell it? And does The Rock finally find vulnerability — or just another role that leaves more to be desired?Rating: 3 out of 5.It slaps in places, but sometimes it just smashes itself. Stream it, skip it, or save it for the plane? Let’s talk about it. Season:Season 1 Episode #: Keywords:The Smashing MachineThe RockDwayne JohnsonMark KerrA24MMA moviesbiopicsmovie reviewsavage film reviewAndre XcellenceMan on Filmwrestling moviesmovie podcasts

Welcome back to Man On Film, the sassiest review show under the rainbow —where bad movies get dragged and good ones get snaps. This week? We sat through the fever dream that is GOOD BOY, a horror flick that made us want to call the ASPCA. Twice.Was it a metaphor for death? Mental illness? Or just a hot muddy mess? We break it down scene by confusing scene—from taxidermy wills to animal clairvoyance to actual hell portals in the basement. The only one earning their check? The dog. And he deserves a Netflix deal. _?_ Snap?. _?_ Star?. Epic or Epic FailFeaturing guest reviewer Mr. Carvaccio (begrudgingly), and hosted by the unapologetic, always extra, X. Tune in if you want to laugh, gag, and possibly write a letter to the theater chain for emotional damages. Rated E for Explicit (because the truth hurts and we curse when it’s bad).

🎙️ Dead Man’s Wire: This week on Men on Film!!!! — your favorite late-night movie review fever dream — Excellence & Mr. Caravaggio hit the red-eye screening for Dead Man’s Wire, and what a tangled wire it is. Bill Skarsgård is strapped up. Al Pacino shows up outta nowhere. Gus Van Sant said “this is cinema,” and we said “is it… or is it Whitelandish?”🤯 Based on a too wild to be real but is true story, we unravel a hostage situation that only a white man in 1970s Indiana could pull off without being Swiss-cheesed by police snipers. We’re talkin’ rigged doorways, shaky morals, questionable journalism, and a lotta “wait, he got OUT?”🎤 Tune in for:Explosive snaps (literally)Excellence’s take on “backchannel-ish” performance energyA $25 challenge to anyone who knows where The Blue Oyster is fromRants, references, and ridiculous truths about race, cinema, and US (versus “us”)🎬 Whether you’re watching in a Hercules onesie or shaking your head at the FBI’s lack of plan B, this is an episode you don’t wanna miss.Because it’s always raining…💥 Maaaaaaaaaan on FILM!!!! 💥#DeadMansWire#MenOnFilmPodcast #xcellentWorldNetwork

 EPISODE TITLE:Man on Film: MERCY Me, Chris Pratt! In this episode of Man on Film, Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio take on MERCY, Chris Pratt’s AI-infused action thriller. Is it sleek sci-fi or just another January throwaway? The fellas debate its "whitelandish" plot twists, robo-romance with a stunning Rebecca Ferguson, AI sass, flowing linen fits, and the shocking mystery that almost holds up.Is this Chris Pratt’s next Star-Lord moment or just Star-Lost? Tune in as we dissect the plot, rate the movie (3 AI-snaps out of 5), and find out if Mercy deserves box office absolution — or judgment. Brought to you by Xcellent World Network Sponsored by Bussymaster™ & The Masters of the Universe NEW EPISODE DROP! Chris Pratt asks for MERCY… but does he deserve it?! Andre Xcellence! + Mr. Caravaggio break down the AI-filled action flick Mercy — complete with big sci-fi vibes, bigger plot holes, and a stunning Rebecca Ferguson that might just be the hottest robot we’ve ever seen.  3 AI-snaps outta 5. Full review, debate, and foolery now on MAN ON FILM — streaming wherever you get your pods. #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork #ChrisPratt #MercyMovie #RebeccaFerguson #MovieReview #PodcastDrop #SciFiMovies #Movies #BussyMaster

MAN ON FILM:🍿 ZOOTOPIA 2 MOVIE REVIEW“Zootopia 2: The Movie That Made Me Ask… ‘Wait, Should Animals Be Dating?’ ”ZOOTOPIA 2 Fresh-out-the-DISNEY-oven, Thanksgiving-weekend heavyweight: - directed by Jared Bush and starring Jason Bateman, Ginnifer Goodwin, and enough adorable animals to fill Noah’s Ark twice.But listen…Join me as we spotlight Some interesting things.And I came out with questions, not trauma.This episode covers: The new MAN ON FILM grading system (A–F, like school — but funnier) Why Zootopia 2 gets a solid C How Disney somehow made a buddy-cop world feel like an episode of The Bachelor: Animal Kingdom A lamb villain who returns like she’s auditioning for “Thanos: The Musical” A fox and a bunny with chemistry so spicy I had to check if this movie was PG-13 And the moment I realized Disney might just be trolling us in 4KDon’t get me wrong — Mouse House, if you’re listening, I love you.I adore you.I would work for you.I will even wear the Mickey ears in the office orientation video.This is all comedy. I promise.(Put me in Marvel. I’ll behave. Maybe.)FINAL GRADE:Zootopia 2 gets a C = Cute, Colorful, and Could’ve Given Me a Little More Plot, Babe.Three tight, well-manicured SNAPS.If you disagree?Great. Come argue with me.That’s half the fun.Because here on MAN ON FILM, in the great courtroom of popcorn and opinions…I’m the Judge of the Ark.And it’s raining men, baby. Zootopia 2 MAN ON FILM Press play. Laugh. Explain to your kids why those animals were flirting.