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 EPISODE TITLE:Man on Film: MERCY Me, Chris Pratt! In this episode of Man on Film, Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio take on MERCY, Chris Pratt’s AI-infused action thriller. Is it sleek sci-fi or just another January throwaway? The fellas debate its "whitelandish" plot twists, robo-romance with a stunning Rebecca Ferguson, AI sass, flowing linen fits, and the shocking mystery that almost holds up.Is this Chris Pratt’s next Star-Lord moment or just Star-Lost? Tune in as we dissect the plot, rate the movie (3 AI-snaps out of 5), and find out if Mercy deserves box office absolution — or judgment. Brought to you by Xcellent World Network Sponsored by Bussymaster™ & The Masters of the Universe NEW EPISODE DROP! Chris Pratt asks for MERCY… but does he deserve it?! Andre Xcellence! + Mr. Caravaggio break down the AI-filled action flick Mercy — complete with big sci-fi vibes, bigger plot holes, and a stunning Rebecca Ferguson that might just be the hottest robot we’ve ever seen.  3 AI-snaps outta 5. Full review, debate, and foolery now on MAN ON FILM — streaming wherever you get your pods. #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork #ChrisPratt #MercyMovie #RebeccaFerguson #MovieReview #PodcastDrop #SciFiMovies #Movies #BussyMaster

MAN ON FILM:🍿 ZOOTOPIA 2 MOVIE REVIEW“Zootopia 2: The Movie That Made Me Ask… ‘Wait, Should Animals Be Dating?’ ”ZOOTOPIA 2 Fresh-out-the-DISNEY-oven, Thanksgiving-weekend heavyweight: - directed by Jared Bush and starring Jason Bateman, Ginnifer Goodwin, and enough adorable animals to fill Noah’s Ark twice.But listen…Join me as we spotlight Some interesting things.And I came out with questions, not trauma.This episode covers: The new MAN ON FILM grading system (A–F, like school — but funnier) Why Zootopia 2 gets a solid C How Disney somehow made a buddy-cop world feel like an episode of The Bachelor: Animal Kingdom A lamb villain who returns like she’s auditioning for “Thanos: The Musical” A fox and a bunny with chemistry so spicy I had to check if this movie was PG-13 And the moment I realized Disney might just be trolling us in 4KDon’t get me wrong — Mouse House, if you’re listening, I love you.I adore you.I would work for you.I will even wear the Mickey ears in the office orientation video.This is all comedy. I promise.(Put me in Marvel. I’ll behave. Maybe.)FINAL GRADE:Zootopia 2 gets a C = Cute, Colorful, and Could’ve Given Me a Little More Plot, Babe.Three tight, well-manicured SNAPS.If you disagree?Great. Come argue with me.That’s half the fun.Because here on MAN ON FILM, in the great courtroom of popcorn and opinions…I’m the Judge of the Ark.And it’s raining men, baby. Zootopia 2 MAN ON FILM Press play. Laugh. Explain to your kids why those animals were flirting.

MAN ON FILM: AVATAR 3 REVIEW — BLUE BOOTIES, BAD COLONIZERS & WHERE THE BLACK PEOPLE AT?!Summary:Avatar 3 is here. The water’s clearer, the skies are bluer, the titties are… still just barely PG-13, and yet — still not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river. What kind of space sequel is this?In this episode of Man on Film, we dive headfirst into the Na’vi nonsense, the blue-on-blue beef, and a plotline so familiar it might’ve been lifted from an old Power Rangers episode. We’re talking jungle trauma, whale murder for youth serum, and white boys with dreads getting airbending powers — all in one 3-hour movie.James Cameron gave us visuals for days, but couldn’t give us a single fade, taper, or Black cast member with speaking lines? Mmmkay.We rate it 4 animated blue booty snaps out of 5, because despite the spiritual appropriation and racial erasure, that water was giving “premium Fiji.”This is comedy with critique, blockbuster chaos, and a sprinkling of Oh, y’all thought we weren’t gonna say something?Spoilers? Absolutely.Snaps? Blue, shiny, and slightly offended.Rating: B / 4.0Vibe: “National Geographic if Tyler Perry directed it.” …and yet — not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river, no Dominican uncle on a hover-raft blasting bachata, no Asian scientist side-eyeing the military plan. DEI said “not on Pandora.”

 MAN ON FILM – Marty Supreme (2026) Ping-pong, pettiness, and problematic men – oh my!In this high-stakes, high-anxiety thrill ride of an episode, Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio dive face-first into the chaotic masterpiece (???) that is Marty Supreme. Is it Oscar bait? Or just bait? We ask the important questions: Is Timothy Shyamalan low-key Killmonger with a paddle? Was that hairline a performance choice? Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s scented candle more iconic than Marty’s entire personality? Who’s baby is it? WHO’S BABY IS IT?!It’s messy, it’s manic, and it moves faster than your auntie’s gossip text chain. And yes, it ends like it fell off a cliff – but was the ride worth it? We’ll tell you. Spoiler alert: he didn’t even win the tournament . Supreme Snap Score: 4 out of 5 Snaps Tone: Uncut Gems meets Call Me By Your Ping Pong PaddleIf you don’t listen, your movie taste might be as suspect as Marty’s life choices. #SorryNotSorrySubscribe, rate, and send it to your most chaotic friend — the one who’d definitely fall in love with a scammer .

 “MAN ON FILM: Night Patrol Movie Review (Guilty Of Crimes Against Cinema?) | MEN ON FILM 🎞 | Xcellent WORLD NETWORKBuckle up and zip those pants — Night Patrol is officially under investigation. Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio return to the scene of the comedy crime to dissect this forgotten 80s fever dream full of cops, comedians, and questionable accents. Is it a cult classic or a felony in film form? You decide. We break down Linda Blair’s wild career pivot, why The Unknown Comic should’ve remained…unknown, and how many fart jokes are legally too many.Plus: how many snaps do we give this night shift of nonsense? And does Night Patrol deserve a spot in the “so-bad-it’s-good” Hall of Fame next to Troll 2 and Miami Connection?One thing’s for sure: this ain’t your average roll call. It’s MAN ON FILM — where the badge is fake but the laughs are real. Keywords / Tags:Night Patrol, Movie Review, Man on Film, 80s Comedy, Cult Films, Linda Blair, The Unknown Comic, Spoof Movies, Police Comedy, Xcellent World, Podcast

Buckle up, babes — the zombies got gym memberships and Rafe Fiennes is serving “evil wizard turned hot doctor” realness.It’s 28 years later and somehow we’re STILL running. This ain’t your cousin’s horror flick — it’s bone temples, bad decisions, and big thick alpha snaps .This week on Man’s on Film:Rafe’s full government name has 12 syllables and a death curseSamson is THAT undead dude and he’s built like plot armorSpike = baby angel with Scareface energy Nicole Kidman STILL hasn’t changed that damn silver jumpsuit at AMCWe rate the movie 4/5 Big Zombie D Snaps™ because it EATS (literally)Voldemort dances to Iron Maiden and it’s spiritualAlso: we argue about zombie science, mourn the lost time between sequels, and fight over if this was better than Primate (it was, but go off).So… should you see it?Yes. Twice. In Dolby. With a helmet. Stream now wherever you listen to podcasts. Watch your back, the infected got rhythm. Instagram Caption / Post 28 years later and Rafe Fiennes is STILL terrifying… and somehow hot?Zombies got bigger. Plots got thicker. And Nicole Kidman still hasn’t changed her AMC outfit.This week’s ep: Zombie daddy Samson 4/5 Big D Snaps Scareface Spike supremacy Voldemort + Iron Maiden = cinema Link in bio. It’s always raining… MEN.#MansOnFilm #BoneTemple #ZombieButMakeItFashion #28YearsLater #SpikeProtectionSquad #RafeFiennesDaddyEra #AMCConspiracy