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MAN ON FILM: AVATAR 3 REVIEW — BLUE BOOTIES, BAD COLONIZERS & WHERE THE BLACK PEOPLE AT?!Summary:Avatar 3 is here. The water’s clearer, the skies are bluer, the titties are… still just barely PG-13, and yet — still not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river. What kind of space sequel is this?In this episode of Man on Film, we dive headfirst into the Na’vi nonsense, the blue-on-blue beef, and a plotline so familiar it might’ve been lifted from an old Power Rangers episode. We’re talking jungle trauma, whale murder for youth serum, and white boys with dreads getting airbending powers — all in one 3-hour movie.James Cameron gave us visuals for days, but couldn’t give us a single fade, taper, or Black cast member with speaking lines? Mmmkay.We rate it 4 animated blue booty snaps out of 5, because despite the spiritual appropriation and racial erasure, that water was giving “premium Fiji.”This is comedy with critique, blockbuster chaos, and a sprinkling of Oh, y’all thought we weren’t gonna say something?Spoilers? Absolutely.Snaps? Blue, shiny, and slightly offended.Rating: B / 4.0Vibe: “National Geographic if Tyler Perry directed it.” …and yet — not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river, no Dominican uncle on a hover-raft blasting bachata, no Asian scientist side-eyeing the military plan. DEI said “not on Pandora.”

Freddy’s back — and baby, he brought a backpack full of stupid deaths and dusty jump scares. This sequel had more dummies than a Maury episode, and half of them walked straight into murder like they were on a Spirit Airlines group trip to Hell. The animatronics are moving like off-brand Transformers, the plot’s wobblier than Kim Cattrall’s accent in Sex and the City 2, and the rules of logic? Thrown in a grease trap behind a haunted Chuck E. Cheese.Mr. Xcellence is unhinged, unfiltered, and ready to call out every plot hole, fake scare, and busted robot like a fashion critic at a spirit Halloween runway show.If you’ve ever screamed “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING TOWARD THE NOISE?!” — this episode is your cinematic church.This sequel? Babyyyy, it’s giving “child endangerment meets Build-A-Bear gone rogue.”  Mr. Xcellence breaks down every robotic flop, horror trope, and dusty jump scare with sass, smoke, and savage truth. From plot holes to possessed pizza shops — nobody is safe. Press play.It’s the MAN ON FILM!!!! saga — buckle up BECAUSE ITS RAINING ☔️ MAN!

 Man on Film: Is Ella McCay "As Good As It Gets"? Ella McCay tries to channel that James L. Brooks magic from As Good As It Gets — but baby, this one barely gets past the trailers.Jamie Lee Curtis? On autopilot. Woody Harrelson? Playing Cheers reruns. And our lead? Bless her heart — she’s giving us neurodivergent meets political ambition with a side of awkward daddy issues.We wanted Erin Brockovich, but we got lukewarm latte and cozy flute music from 1997. We’re talking messy scandals, anti-climactic arcs, and the same soundtrack you cried to 25 years ago.So the real question is:Is Ella McKay… as good as it gets?Or should we all be sending James L. Brooks an invoice? Two snaps. Salty ones. Listen now on Man on Film — where the movies get read for filth.

HAMNET Edition  OF MAN ON FILM  REVIEW   It’s RAINING, MAN – and this time we’re in Elizabethan England… kind of.On this episode of MAN ON FILM, I dive into HAMNET – the “historical fiction but don’t quote us” love story inspired by Shakespeare’s real life… maybe. We’re talking Paul Mescal’s rising–star energy fresh off Gladiator II, witchy wives giving forest–witch vibes, sick twins, and a whole lot of “is this supernatural or did y’all just make that up?”I break down:Why I gave HAMNET a solid B / 4 sweaty Gladiator snapsThe wild choice to remix Shakespeare’s family life like it’s MCU Phase FourHow grief, work, art, and messy relationships smash into each otherWhy this is a perfect date movie if you want deep convo after… and a terrible choice if you came for swords, blood, and Hamlet himselfNo swoony TikTok fake-deep review here – just me, solo in the theater, telling you what worked, what dragged, and why the supernatural “Death in the corner of the room” stuff had me waiting for Vecna to show up.Tap in, argue with me, and tell me:Is HAMNET genius cinema or beautifully shot fanfic?“Hamlet?”Nah, baby – HAMNET. The fanfic cousin with Paul Mescal in a blouse and everybody catching feelings (and the plague).New MAN ON FILM episode just dropped I’m breaking down:Paul Mescal’s “young Maximus” energyWitch–wife, sick twins & Shakespeare on the grindThat weird supernatural death-in-the-corner moment Why I gave it a B / 4 snaps – great date movie, not so great if you came for things blowing upIf you want: Big tragic love Forest magic & family drama Shakespeare remixed like prestige fanfiction…this one’s for you.Listen now on [MAN ON FILM] – available wherever you get your podcasts.Then pull up in the comments and tell me…HAMNET: masterpiece or beautifully lit mess?#ManOnFilm #Hamnet #PaulMescal #ItsRainingMan #FilmTok #MovieReview

Then click the link and listen NOW.Because on MAN ON FILM…It’s always raining MEN. #ManOnFilm #BrendanFraser #RentalFamily #MovieTok #FilmReview #ComedyPodcast #BetweenTwoFernsVibes #FilmCriticButCute #ItsRainingMen Acast Podcast Description — MAN ON FILM: “Rental Family”WELCOME back to the greatest movie show on Earth — MAN ON FILM — where the popcorn is hot, the opinions are hotter, and it’s ALWAYS raining MEN.This week, we’re reviewing Rental Family, starring Oscar-winner Brendan Fraser, in a film that dives deep into loneliness, connection, Japanese culture… and some extremely questionable parenting choices.Join me (and the always-sleepy-but-always-precise Mr. Carvaccio) as we break down: Brendan Fraser’s beautifully chaotic return How Japan REALLY handles rental-family culture The ethics of hiring strangers to pretend to love you Why the mom in this movie deserves jail time or at least supervised WiFi Whether this film is deep, delusional, or bothWe introduce our upgraded A–F grading system, break down the film beat-by-beat, and argue about whether this movie is touching and tender… or touching and tender and slightly unhinged.FINAL GRADE: C+ — A charming, offbeat, well-acted emotional study with a sprinkle of “Ma’am, you cannot tell your daughter that random white man is her father.”If you’re into heartfelt performances, culture-driven stories, or just watching me emotionally spiral on mic, this episode is for you.Press play. Laugh with us. Cry with Brendan.Because on MAN ON FILM…It’s always raining MEN. #ManOnFilm #BrendanFraser #RentalFamily #MovieTok #FilmReview #ComedyPodcast #BetweenTwoFernsVibes #FilmCriticButCute #ItsRainingMen 

“Eternity” has landed, and A24 Studios once again aims straight for the heart—and hits it, hard. Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olsen, and Caleb Turner star in a thought-provoking rom-com-meets-sci-fi fantasy that’s sure to spark some strong feelings (and maybe a few tears). Directed by the talented David Franey, this film had our hosts feeling every emotion under the sun—especially outrage! (In the best possible way.)From the witty writing to divine performances by Divine Joy Randolph and John Early Ryan, “Eternity” keeps you guessing (and gasping). What happens when the afterlife hands you a second chance at love—and you have eternity to get it right or epically wrong?Expect laughs, some intense snapping (the juicy twin kind!), and debates about the choices we’d make in love and eternity. Did Elizabeth Olsen choose the wrong Olsen sister to handle her love triangle? Will our hosts forgive her questionable afterlife decisions? And most importantly—why is everybody crying (and why are the theaters suddenly out of tissues)?Tune in for savage, sassy commentary, thought-provoking takes, and a dive into the messy morals of eternal love. Spoiler alert: Our hosts have a LOT to say.  Rating: 4 Juicy Twin Snaps! Spoilers included, so grab your popcorn and tissues!#CarpeVox #ManOnFilm #EternityMovieReview