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Episode 4 - Stale Oats and a Pail of Milk pt. 2

Season 1, Ep. 4

Hello and welcome back to Fantasy Cribs. I'm Aldous Yeardley, a man with a bowel problem and a concerning fascination for worms. Today I'm going to show you around my traditional 18th century home.

As they say: "man cannot live on bread alone". So I invested in this pail of milk. Perfect for keeping my frail Victorian bones big and strong. They also say don't trust the banks, so I store all of my worldly possessions behind a one of a kind bum worm in the cupboard beside my desk. You might have also noticed I have a visitor. I used to live alone but life in a two bedroom terrace house can get lonely. So now I live with a man I don't remember ordering on-the-line. He loves painting and decorating so, in return for his friendship, I clothe him and teach him of the marvels of the cosmos. Thanks to my dear petal Ivy for keeping me on the straight and narrow all these years. I wouldn't have all this money without you.

This episode Zoë, Katie, Lucy and Steve live vicariously through their characters and go shopping. Sam definitely didn't have to cuttwo hours of shopping down to 20 minutes. That's definitely not a thing that happened.

Enjoy your time at our table and feel free to pull up a chair anytime on twitter @LovecraftDnD.


Credits:

Written and produced by: Sam McKay

Snookums D'Joliver: Dr Steve "Aromat" Cross

Brogargh Draconian: Lucy "not like other horse-girls" Eckersley

Baccho: Katie Hunter

Ivy Ignatio Flores III: Zoë "knows lots of words" McGee


Links:

Follow us on Twitter - https://twitter.com/LovecraftDnD

Follow Steve - https://twitter.com/steve_x

Follow Lucy - https://twitter.com/punkbiologist

Follow Zoë - https://twitter.com/thezhm

Follow Sam - https://twitter.com/SJ_McKay


Find Michael's soundscapes and support him here: https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi

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