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KOKO Match Review: The big and brutal Boks make light work of the outpaced and outplayed Wallabies.
The Wallabies got well and truly manhandled by the number one ranked Springbok team in Brisvegas. The KOKO Crew are there like the little posties from ‘Oliver Twist’ giving you all their hot takes fresh off the press. The boys deliver some post match thoughts, theories and vital takeaways from the game, whilst being accurate and honest amidst the excitement of big boy Test rugby. So when you are done waxing lyrical about our great Southern Land or fighting your way into the Caxton for an ice cold rumbo, just throw an air-pod in and drink up the magic that is the ‘KOKO Match Review’.
Timecodes:
00:00 - Introduction
00:50 - Initial reactions
03:50 - Springboks tactics
07:18 - Where do the Wallabies need to improve?
09:39 - Positives to take from the game
11:10 - South Africa dominate on and off the field
13:22 - Silver linings for next week
17:27 - Argentina beat All Blacks in Wellington
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8. KOKO Locks in some Lions, sets up Super Rugby Round 3 and Dominates a Dear Drew
34:03||Season 2, Ep. 8For our second succulent slice of KOKO this week the lads get chiefed up about round 3 of the Superb Rugby Season as they lay out all their tips and tricks for the upcoming games, whilst unpacking who they believe is warming into season 2025 nicely.We know what you are thinking up north, these one eyed southerners wouldn’t know what good rugby was even if it slapped them on the forehead, so just for you we are serving up another smattering of ‘Locked In Lions’. Finally, the KOKO Crew are bringing back an oldie but a goodie, ‘Dear Drew’ makes its long awaited return and boy does this listener question open up some fresh 2015 Rugby World Cup wounds. So get out your kleenex and use them as you see fit, because this ep may make you laugh, cry or even slightly aroused.It is time now for another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show 00:54 - KOKO’s Lock In Lions 04:11- Super Rugby Round 3 Preview 04:18 - MOANA PASIFIKA V HIGHLANDERS PREVIEW 07:43 - WARATAHS V DRUA PREVIEW 09:22 - CHIEFS V BRUMBIES PREVIEW 10:42 - HURRICANES V BLUES PREVIEW 11:37 - FORCE V REDS PREVIEW13:29 - The Ovolo Hotels Sponsorship Read - 15:35 16:31 - Vancouver Sevens Update 17:54 - Dear Drew - 2015 Rugby World Cup question from Mick 29:04 - The KOKO Website 29:28 - Gits is getting a vasectomy and Drew recounts his hip operation33:38 - Close of the show Ovolo Southside Hong Kong KOKO Offer We’ve teamed up with Ovolo Hotels again to bring you the ultimate Rugby 7s experience at Southside by Ovolo.and as part of the KOKO crew, we’ve got an exclusive promo code just for youUse promo code OVOLOKOKO when you book direct on the Ovolo Hotels website to score 10% off your stay exclusively at Southside By Ovolo. BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.7. Finn Russell Breaks Down the Loss to England and Chats all Things The Lions Tour
01:13:10||Season 2, Ep. 7This week on The KOKO Show our first instalment is jam packed wall to wall with the game they play in heaven as we break down all the action from across the Six Nations and Super Rugby. With so much ‘ra ra’ to rummage through we thought it would be sensible to enlist a very special guest to make sense of it all.Our guest this week is such a big deal in the world of rugby the fact he is on our dinky little show either means there was an administrative error or he is just straight up crazy. This fella is without a doubt one of the best number 10’s in the world, he hates an untidy house, his favourite film is anchorman and boy he can whip up a mean carbonara, so please put your hands together for Mr Finn Russell.With Finn in toe, we discuss and dissect all the Six Nations action from over the weekend which saw England win back the Calcutta Cup, the Irish down the resilient Welsh and the French flog the abysmal Azzurri. Furthermore, Mr Russell talks about his excitement surrounding the upcoming Lions Tour and he has promised the KOKO Crew a couple of big nights out on him.Plus, the lads also get silky with a sublime second round of Super Rugby, illuminating all the reasons as to why it is the best domestic competition in the world. So slip on your kilts, pour yourself a Scotch and let the breeze blow between your cheeks, because this show will be a super sensual yet very Scottish sensory overload. It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show02:26 - Introduce the boys 04:13 - What the boys would have done if they didn’t play footy 06:52 - KOKO Fantasy Super League Update 08:35 - Six Nations Summation - Introduce Finn Russell 09:03 - ENGLAND V SCOTLAND REVIEW09:40 - Finn talks about the missed conversion 11:23 - What was said in the Scottish sheds after the game? 12:06 - Finn’s relationship with Gregor Townsend 13:45 - Finn talks about The Lions Series 14:55 - The development of the Scottish attack 18:35 - Is Finn Russell romantic? 20:07 - Finn talks about being a stonemason 21:30 - Finn on his time in France 27:20 - Start, Bench and Drop 28:15 - The Deserted Island question for Finn 29:48 - Finn talks about his weeks off 30:56 - The KOKO Quiz 37:05 - WALES V IRELAND REVIEW 43:26 - ITALY V FRANCE REVIEW 47:24 - The Ovolo Hotels Sponsorship Read 50:45 - Super Rugby Summation: CHIEFS V CRUSADERS REVIEW 52:50 - REDS V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW 57:50 - HURRICANES V DRUA REVIEW 01:00:00 - HIGHLANDERS V BLUES REVIEW 01:04:16 - BRUMBIES V FORCE REVIEW 01:11:01 - KOKO’S LOCO Players of the Week 01:12:23 - Close of the show Ovolo Southside Hong Kong KOKO Offer We’ve teamed up with Ovolo Hotels again to bring you the ultimate Rugby 7s experience at Southside by Ovolo.and as part of the KOKO crew, we’ve got an exclusive promo code just for youUse promo code OVOLOKOKO when you book direct on the Ovolo Hotels website to score 10% off your stay exclusively at Southside By Ovolo. BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.6. Big Willy Skelton Casts a Looming Shadow over Tiny Little KOKO
41:38||Season 2, Ep. 6In this week's second instalment of what to listen to when you have no will to live, sorry I mean The KOKO Show, we are joined by an extra large special guest. This man is known as the Seven Hills Hulk, the ‘Steifel Tower’ and the ‘bestie Westie’ to ever play footy. So please put your hands together for a man that has captained the Wallabies, played for the Tahs and is currently turning the French Top 14 on its head, it is the one and only Mr Will Skelton. In this episode The KOKO Crew chop it up big time with Willy discussing everything from his early days in Wallaby Camp all the way through to his desire to play in the upcoming Lions Series.Plus, we give you guys a preview of the upcoming Six Nations matches as well as who the boys are tipping in round 2 of the Super Rugby Pacific Competition. So stand up tall and slide into a pair of Antoine Dupont endorsed Cuban heels for a few extra inches as we tackle all the big issues with an even bigger Will Skelton, right now on Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 01:37 - Introduce Will Skelton 03:46 - Will Skelton is not the biggest in his family 05:22 - Will and Drew were put in the Wallabies fat camp 07:59 - Will talks about the gruelling nature of rugby in France 09:25 - Will talks about coming back and playing for the Wallabies11:19 - Will chats about his coach Ronan O’Gara 17:39 - Will and Kate have welcomed a new baby into their family18:08 - Will has size 18 feet and he shows the boys his Crocs 19:57 - Will talks about playing with the KOKO boys 23:46 - START, BENCH AND DROP 24:29 - The Island Survival Question 26:28 - Will wants to play in the Lions Series 27:53 - The boys reflect on what Ronan O’Gara could bring to the Wallabies31:46 - Round 3 Six Nations Preview 37:40 - Round 2 Super Rugby Pacific Predictions38:33 - KOKO’s Locked in Lions 40:23 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.5. Super Rugby Starts with a Big Old Bang in Round 1 and KOKO is Left to Tidy Up
58:32||Season 2, Ep. 5For the first installment this week of The KOKO Show we are making round one of the Super Rugby season the first order of business, as the lads crunch the numbers and survey the action from a spine tingling slate of initial matches. In a week where 45 tries were awarded, 317 points were scored and every match finished within a 1-12 margin, it would be fair to say Super Rugby is back and the fellas were physically aroused. With tight pants and positive attitudes the boys shuck each game like a delicious Sydney Rock Oyster, handing you their pearls of wisdom when necessary and throwing out the facts that don't pass the sniff test.Moreover, the guys get hot and heavy celebrating the most successful first round of Super Rugby by Aussie teams since 2018, with the Brumbies, Warartahs and Western force all notching up last gasp wins for a tangly little trifecta of triumph. Plus, the fellas are open and honest with how they are placed after week one in the KOKO Super Rugby Fantasy League, as they celebrate sexy selections, rue missed opportunities or in Prof’s case only just realised the Reds didn't play. So sit back and set up a fantasy team full of your favourite former footy greats over forty that have a mediocre podcast and let your dirtiest thoughts run wild.It is time to get freaky ladies and gentlemen with another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 01:00 - Introducing the show 04:39 - Introduce the boys 06:03 - KOKO Fantasy Super Rugby League chat 12:23 - Superb Rugby Summation 12:46 - CRUSADERS V HURRICANES REVIEW 16:35 - WARATAHS V HIGHLANDERS REVIEW29:49 - DRUA V BRUMBIES REVIEW 35:04 - BLUES V CHIEFS REVIEW 39:10 - FORCE V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW47:06 - KOKO’s Takeaways from round one of Super Rugby 48:37 - KOKO’s LOKO Players of the Round49:44 - Goit had to clear up a fallen tree51:14 - The KOKO Quiz 57:11 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.4. A Succulent Super Rugby Season Preview is Front and Centre on The KOKO Show
40:20||Season 2, Ep. 4For your second trip up to the all you can eat KOKO buffet of happiness and rugby filled banter, we are giving you a healthy lashing of Super Rugby excitement, a side salad of ‘What’s Drewin’ and little sweet treat to finish as we name our first round of ‘Locked in Lions’. With the ‘Superb’ Rugby season merely hours away from kicking off the lads run their greasy mitts through each and every Australian franchise, handing you unsolicited pearls of wisdom about how each team will compete and fair in the upcoming 2025 season. We talk crucial INS, OUT and and what could have ‘beens’ for each side, as we put together the most complete and comprehensive season preview that zero dollars could buy. Plus, the boys have to smooth over some tense moments with Gits as he comes to terms with the fact most of the best Rebels players on the market didn't and shouldn’t want to live in Canberra. I mean we could all ‘A SEE T’ that was coming! Moreover, Drew clears the cobwebs off the age-old debate “What is Sua’ali’i’s best position?”, as the Tahs look to play him at the back, whilst Schmidt saw his value in the centres. Finally, to keep our little frostbitten friends north of the wall happy, we have introduced a new segment called ‘The Locked in Lions”, where for the 12 weeks the lads will pick one player each every week to put on our whiteboard that can pack their bags and book their exit rows seats for the Lions Tour Down Under. So, put your tray tables away and place your seats in the upright position as the KOKO Crew point out each and every debaucherous exit on your whirlwind trip to pleasure town. It is time now for episode four of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 01:33 - Swoop talks about the benefits of stillness 02:48 - The boys talk about Valentines Day 04:18 - Super Rugby Discussion 05:10 - WARATAHS 2025 PREVIEW 10:10 - What's Drewing? - What position should Sua’ali’i play?13:50 - BRUMBIES 2025 PREVIEW20:02 - WESTERN FORCE 2025 PREVIEW 25:20 - REDS 2025 PREVIEW 29:20 - The boys predict the Super Rugby winner 29:35 - The boys preview round 1 of the Super Rugby 31:20 - The Locked In Lions Segment 37:51 - What are guys doing for Valentine's Day?39:02 - Close of the showBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.3. Joe Schmidt’s Looming Exit is Tackled by KOKO, Rd 2 of the Six Nations and the Power of Life Lessons
54:23||Season 2, Ep. 3This week on The KOKO Show our Tuesday fix gets seriously down and dirty with the world of ‘Ra Ra’ as the lads get open and honest about all the action across week two of the Six Nations, as well as pulling apart all the big news within Australian Rugby. To kick off the first episode of the week the boys went introspective outlining lessons they learnt over the weekend, in a brand new segment we like to call ‘KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Call’.The second sinking ship to depart the port of Kick Off and Kick On was a comprehensive sweep of the sad news that Joe Schmidt will be hanging up his green and gold whistle at the conclusion of the TRC. The KOKO Crew touch on all the noble reasons for his departure, the work he has done so far and the work he will continue to do up until the end of his tenure to put Australian Rugby back on the International radar. Plus, the boys get BOLD once again, as they outline possible suitors in the rugby stratosphere that cut the mustard as Joe Schmidt’s replacement.We know what you are all thinking up north these Aussies are so bloody self-centered, but fret not my winter withered wise arses, we have once again served you up a delicious helping of the ‘Six Nations Summation’, as we highlight England’s upset over the French and Ireland’s renewed quest for that always elusive Grand Slam. So spark up a durrie because vaping is so 2024 and let this next gen rugby ruckus fill your every orifice with life, laughter and the pursuit of some fucking sponsors. It is time for week 2 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 03:37 - Intro the boys 06:03 - Tommy apologises to the Italians 07:26 - KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Calls12:44 - What’s Drewing - Joe Schmidt’s exit 14:47 - New Wallabies coach discussion 20:38 - Six Nations Summation 21:41 - ITALY V WALES REVIEW 29:03 - ENGLAND V FRANCE REVIEW 35:19 - SCOTLAND V IRELAND REVIEW 42:53 - The KOKO Quiz 52:29 - Close of the showBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.2. Mack Hansen the prodigal returns for another crack at KOKO.
35:11||Season 2, Ep. 2For your second serving of this always tasty shit sandwich the KOKO Crew have brought back a prodigal son and fan favourite to get season 2 off to a humming start. This Guinness gulping Galway Geezer is there when we need him just to release the pressure valve that builds up when you are podcasting royalty, so please welcome back the KOKO Show’s most bountiful booty call, Mr Mack ‘Daddy’ Hansen.In the second episode this week the boys dive in deep with Mack, breaking down his round one performance in their win over England, how Ireland are feeling about their Six Nations campaign and what are his chances of donning the red jersey for the British and Irish Lions. Plus, we get a well waxed cheeky surprise from Mack when he stands up to fix the light, that’s right Mr Hansen almost bares all and proves that he is the gift that keeps on giving.Finally, we round out week one of The KOKO Show with a tongue wagging quiz, which was brought back by popular demand. So untie yourself from whatever Shibari shit show you naughty little freaks are into and whack on your four favourite footy fuckwits, it is time again for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 00:56 - Hello and welcome to episode two 01:33 - Introduce Mack Hansen 02:47 - Mack struggling to get up early for the show and not wearing pants04:10 - Mack explains why he missed our show in Dublin05:05 - Mack talks about Ireland's win over England06:07 - Gits wants to know who is Ireland’s attacking mastermind 06:54 - Mack describes his favourite household item 08:07 - Mack describes his scuffle with Maro Itoje 09:08 - Who is the lippiest player in the Six Nations?11:43 - Mack picks who would win in a wrestle between Bundee Aki and James Lowe 12:43 - Mack talks about his suspension 13:25 - Mack talks about the improvement he has seen in the Wallabies 14:54 - Mack talks about his desire to play for the Lions 17:45 - Mack discusses Ireland’s biggest test in this year's Six Nations19:00 - The KOKO Quiz 26:32 - Mack and the boys give their predictions for Scotland v Ireland 27:43 - The boys talk about sleeping in the nude28:35 - Mack shows us his buttocks AGAIN! 28:51 - The boys farewell Mack 29:19 - Six Nations Round 2 Predictions 34:47 - Close of the showBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.1. The KOKO Show is Back and Six Nations Rugby is on the Menu!
01:00:32||Season 2, Ep. 1Finally, Kick Offs and Kick Ons is back on the airwaves in 2025 and in the first episode of season two the lads do not disappoint in bringing the heat. After an off-season full of self reflection, realignment and rejuvenation the KOKO Crew are returning with a pep in their step, a new outlook on life and absolutely no sponsors to speak of. In 2025 we are bringing you double the debauchery each week with two separate episodes to ensure our fans get a complete feast of footy week in and week out. In episode one of season 2 we cut straight to the bone of all the Six Nations news after one week of the tournament, breaking down how the Irish outmuscled the English, the Scots dismantled the Italians and the French whacked the woeful Welsh. Plus, the boys give you their ‘Bold Predictions’ for 2025, illuminating their authentic thoughts and feelings in the world of rugby, as well as gambling on real life milestones. So sit back raise your hands to the skies and shout “fuck yes KOKO is back”, as we bring you the world of rugby like you have never heard it before, whilst giving you a chaser of inane banter to help it go down smoothly. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons 2.0. TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 00:54 - Season 1 recap 02:52 - Introducing the boys05:25 - What the boys did in their break12:04 - The new KOKO Show format - 2 Episodes a week14:09 - What we have to look forward to in 202516:37 - Finish these sentences 18:10 - KOKO Bold Predictions 24:38 - The Six Nations Summation 27:04 - FRANCE V WALES REVIEW36:01 - SCOTLAND V ITALY REVIEW40:43 - IRELAND V ENGLAND REVIEW48:18 - Other rugby news56:31 - PERTH SEVENS REVIEW58:59 - KOKO website and socials plug59:21 - Sponsorship call out59:51 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.43. BONUS CONTENT: A look back at the Hong Kong Sevens and what's in store for 2025!
12:14||Season 1, Ep. 43The KOKO boys end the year looking back at their time at the famous Hong Kong 7s thanks to HKTB, Cathay Pacific and Ovolo Hotels. Outside of the incredible rugby the highlights for the trip included a night at Sha Tin Races, fancy dress shopping on Pottinger Street and of course a visit to The Peak.At the stadium itself we had an incredible time in both the state-of-the-art Cathay Suite and also in the lively South Stand as well as being joined by a plethora of famous faces join the show including Dan Carter, Victor Matfield and Michael Hooper.2025 is set to be even bigger for the event with the weekend moving to Kai Tak Sports Park for the first time and we are looking very likely to return, so you should be there too and thanks to Cathay you can get special package deals including flights, hotels and tickets from the links below:CATHAY DEALS AUS - https://flights.cathaypacific.com/en_AU/offers/hong-kong-sevens-2025.htmlCATHAY DEAL UK - https://flights.cathaypacific.com/en_GB/offers/hong-kong-sevens-2025.htmlMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au.