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Keeping Up Appearances: The Luxury Podcast
S05 BONUS E10: The Episodes That Never Were
Season 5, Ep. 10
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William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith read the synopses of the plots written by Harrold Snoad for Keeping Up Appearances that were never made for television (a huge shame!) and imagine what could have been.
This episode was recorded before the sad death of Harold Snoad, producer/director of the BBC series.
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