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Hussy Dogs and a Floral Mess

Season 2026, Ep. 62

Jonathan's bought an array of new manly polos, but will he gain William's approval? In other news, William has been sun-bleaching his shirts following a floral mess. The lads also chat about puppy behaviour and luxury desserts.


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