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Pantomime Punch-ups and Ritzy Restaurants
Season 2026, Ep. 2
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The first bonus episode of 2026 is a suitably dramatic one, with William and Jonathan discussing some real-life panto villains. They then move on to the far more executive events of the Luxury team's visit to The Ritz. Plus, listener mail on everything from lavatory usage to milk bottle etiquette.
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