Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her tickets bought on a third-party website WORKING at the magnifique Celine Dion concert in Paris last week. We read listener emails about bad birthday presents, lying about sex work to your new partner, and more! Plus, comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins us from Hollywood Los Angeles with a lot of UK news actually. Meghan Markle's number was leaked from a school WhatsApp group by another Mum which begs the question: apart from no doxxing, what are the unwritten rules of the chat? The Late Princess Diana's brother releases his memoire, much to the dismay of the palace who claim that grief can alter memory and any conspiracy theories about her passing are bogus. Incase you missed it, where do you stand on 'Sisters in the City' Anna Vakili's comments about women breastfeeding their children with 'an entire boob out in a cafe' make her 'uncomfortable'? xx

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from a Four Seasons Hotel room in Paris as she and Bobby prepare to (hopefully) attend the Céline Dion concert there. It's been a whirlwind week of travel as Katherine was papped 'helping herself' to an oyster at Emily Atack's Spanish wedding as Cuatro on Saturday....and now they've left the children again! Also, news from Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston in Hollywood about a comedian choosing to date 'women of poverty' so that he feels like a king, Ciara's fifth baby on the way, Aaron Rodgers' problematic dating history and a sad story about a Nigerian Brit who died in Bangkok getting a penis enlargement. (No cock puns RIP) x

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from the car as she drives to a London record of the new What's My Age Again series. It's been a wild week in the Ryan-Kootstra household with CO2 lasers, filming, book signings and very little time for anything else (apart from enjoying John Robins' book, Thirst). Luckily, our friend Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins from Hollywood with an update on Lindsay Clancy's mistrial, news of a 49ers millionaire sports person Jed someone paying a sex worker in a trailer park for full service, and the idea that a marriage should be renegotiable every seven years. Plus, Violet joins to winge about how tired she was after a delayed economy flight from New York City where she spend six incredible days at age 17 before featuring on her mother's incredible new audiobook, Firstborn Daughter. What's an FBD gonna do? x

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a new PRP method you won't see coming. Also, we've asked comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston to take a break from his usually comical talking points to focus on the Lindsay Clancy trial and to explain it to us before a verdict is read this week. Plus, Violet is in New York as Megan and Harry are BAAAACK in the UK. Why do you think they've returned? Will the British tabloid press be kind to them or revert back to their trademark baseless character assassination? x

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the continued jet lag that the children are suffering and how she hasn't put the baby down for three weeks solid. Plus, Katherine turns into a teenaged dirtbag and is infantilised by her hometown, so it's no wonder she was met with the conundrum of how to conduct a feminist CAT FIGHT when confronted by a handsy woman at lunch on holiday. Also, comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins from Hollywood alleging that Hugh Hefner himself once reported Jeffrey Epstein to the FBI, a USA surrogate refuses to terminate a pregnancy against the wishes of the parent couple, Slim Thug launches a child support abolition movement, and Grok emboldens a peso stepdad. x

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family holiday through Ontario that sees Bobby K driving a 30 ft RV through downtown Toronto for an emergency last minute TV audition. Katherine denounces the Toronto airport hotel and encourages having luxury bedding in your rental accommodation. The cottage in Muskoka is AN OASIS while Sarnia was.....an experience. Katherine and Bobby narc on a drunk driver while doing something illegal themselves. Is it okay to leave your small children with male relatives? Plus, Hollywood news from comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston as Drake hosts a Chatty Baddy party nearby at Casa Loma, a toddler tantrum grounds an airplane in British Columbia, and a football player chose his seven baby's mothers based on their ankles. x