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Hump Day with Swanny & Friends

Sometimes I wish I wasn’t relevant

Season 7, Ep. 10

Caroline Wilson got a lot of air time on this weeks pod, Dane even called Ralphy the male Carro. Perhaps we should get her on?!

We hear some little sound grabs from our friend Dermott Brereton giving Dane a drive by compliment and chat Dane's theory on how pre season changed so they can get a root via instagram.

We discussed the hot topic of the AFLWs drug problem and why Dane thinks with no illicit drug policy in the AFLW we will soon see droves of AFL players identifying as AFLW players.

There are listener questions in here too that gave some loud inappropriate lols

So get this in your ears for your morning drive.


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