Hump Day with Swanny & Friends

There Was a Sink, a Unicorn & a Whole Lotta SmutDane’s dialling in from bed in Perth, Sam’s apologising (again) as the lads tiptoe the blurry line between filth and footy, and Ralph’s somehow keeping the ship semi-afloat. From waffle-stomping bathroom dilemmas and dragon book smut to charity gigs, future bets, and junior footy cameos—this one’s got everything you probably didn’t need… and then some. Oh, and there’s footy chat too. Sort of.For the Smut lovers 8& those who are curious: Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros is your starting pointWe know who to blame if were not back next week yea? Enjoy us while we last.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round Carnival

Hungry Unicorns, Hairy Lines & Maths Science MayhemRound 11 kicks off with Sam apologising for the lads dragging chaos from this week’s other wild episode into what’s meant to be the serious one. Dane’s banging on about unicorns, Ralph’s trying to talk totals, and Sam’s just trying and really struggling to hold the ship steady. There’s full-strength footy debates, suspect line calls, weather updates, and a rare appearance from Maths Science logic. Plus, Dane’s torn between North and Collingwood, but the multis? Still flowing.Will we be back next week, it is not guaranteed nor is it likely.As always, If you are having a gamble over the weekend, please gamble responsibly.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGamblers Helpline: 1800 858 858

It’s Round 10 and the gang’s got the calculators out—sort of—as Sir Doug Nicholls Round meets Math Science. Ralph’s flying to Brisbane to witness a potential Dees disaster, Dane’s hot on North and overs, and Sam’s just trying to keep the facial references to a minimum. They’re tipping upsets, revisiting Port's pronunciation, and questioning if Freo’s ever heard of fast ball movement. Plus, the surprise "best bet" of the round might raise a few eyebrows.As always, If you are having a gamble over the weekend, please gamble responsibly.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGamblers Helpline: 1800 858 858

She Took Responsibility... Then Blamed the UmpiresThis week the crew is scattered across the country but united in chaos. Dane’s torching his multi bets with NHL legs, Ralph’s dodging cancel culture while copping it on Twitter, and Sam’s navigating toddler soccer politics and car-wash diplomacy on Mother’s Day. The crew also digs into Laura Kane’s curious case of full responsibility (with a side of blame), the AFL’s flopping epidemic, and what really deserves a punch in the face. Yes, there’s footy talk. No, there’s no filter.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round Carnival

The Only Thing I’d Threaten Is a Good TimeThis week, the lads cover everything from NFL quarterbacks and Twistie sandwiches to Ballarat hecklers and Brad Scott’s media flair. Dane unpacks the chaos around media doorstops, Ross Lyon’s surprise holiday backlash, and why sometimes it’s not about footy—it’s about flossing before breakfast. It's the usual unfiltered blend of headlines, hot takes, and hypotheticals you didn’t ask for but are glad you got.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round Carnival

Round 9: Maths Science for 2025 Dane’s tipping confidence is shaky, Ralphie’s backing underdogs, and Sam’s just trying to stay upright around horses. This week’s Maths Science covers everything from Freo’s time-warp game plan to Spud’s Game reflections and a last-minute Mother's Day warning. It’s form guides, footy grief, and a whole lot of "gamble responsibly"—all wrapped in the usual chaos.As always, If you are having a gamble over the weekend, please gamble responsibly.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGamblers Helpline: 1800 858 858

Guest, Friend... Michael RobertsAhead of Spud’s Game, the boys catch up with AFL great and media mainstay Michael Roberts for a heartfelt and hilariously raw walk down memory lane. From the chaos of plugger doorstops to the wild days of live crosses from pubs, Robbo dishes out the gold. But it’s his moving tribute to his mate Danny Frawley—both the fearless leader and the loveable larrikin—that makes this one special. A reminder that behind every great character is a cause worth backing. Footy, friendship, and a few inappropriate stories—just how Spud would’ve liked it.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalMichael Roberts: @m_roberts10SPUD'S GAME: https://www.dannyfrawleycentre.com.au/https://www.saints.com.au/news/1712925/spuds-game-is-back-on-the-big-stage

Round 8: Maths, Science for 2025Dane’s body made it to the studio—his mind, however, might still be courtside at the NBA. This week, the boys tackle Round 8 with their signature blend of footy logic, listener tangents, weather predictions, and just a hint of edibles. From Freo form woes to questionable scheduling calls, it’s Maths & Science mayhem at its finest.If you are having a gamble over the weekend, please gamble responsibly.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round CarnivalGamblers Helpline: 1800 858 858

From That Day Forward, I Decided I’d Never Have Another Penis Inside MeDon’t let the title fool you—this one’s more full-strength footy banter than romantic revelation. Dane's back on deck, joined by the usual suspects, diving headfirst into coaching blow-ups, AFL brain fades, local footy bruises, and the ever-growing list of things that now get you suspended for just showing a bit of ticker. As usual, the episode is fuelled by your listener-submitted questions, keeping the lads off-track and on-brand. With plenty of laughs, a splash of scandal, and a few unsolicited wellness tips, it’s everything you expect from Swanny & Friends… and probably a bit more.Follow & support us elsewherePodcast : @swannyandfriendsDane: @danes84Samantha @samantharichesRalphy: Year Round Carnival