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Jobe returns. From Fat Shaming to Peppa Pig.

Season 8, Ep. 47

This week, Jobe Watson is back, Samantha is not. Rude frankly.


Dane, Jobe and Ralphy discuss when players start booking the end of season trips, the Bombers are already onto it, and Dane reveals that towards the end of the season there are more players doing weights to get the body 'beach ready'.


Jobe reveals the very well known footy name who wore a Peppa Pig outfit to his kids birthday party recently.


We talk fat shaming - Toby Greene vs Tom Papley. And talk about skinfolds, getting the piss ripped when having them taken in front of team-mates, and why Dane says if you can't reveal players weight, why can you reveal their height?


Bunch of listener questions for the team which we run through - keep them coming.


Dane reveals how his crypto investment is going (it's good), Jobe reveals how is is going (it's not good).


Daisy....has he had botox? Plenty of piss is ripped over Daisy's medical efforts.


Jobe talks about his love for wrestling and how Hulk Hogan's passing affected him.


Fantasy footy time the NFL, we hear how Jobe gets his team ready.


And what region of Australia does Jobe reckon should get the 20th AFL license? It's not North Queensland or the Northern Territory.


Plus we discuss St Kilda and Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera, Jobe says they cannot let him leave.


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