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How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo
Scott Dooley & Jason Chatfield: Hoodwink The CIA & Live At The M&M's Store
SCOTT DOOLEY and JASON CHATFIELD beam in to the show this week, LIVE from Times Square (yes, really). We learn what it takes to bluff your way in to a dinner with the CIA, as well as discussing Dools being with me when I got owned by an Uber driver, forgetting a joke onstage that I've done a billion times, the origins of Lululemon and so much more!
Check out Jason's Substack: https://www.newyorkcartoons.com/
And grab Scott & Jason's latest book here: https://www.jasonchatfield.com/store/signed-copy-of-youre-not-a-real-dog-owner-until
How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!
Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on Youtube
Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast
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Ryan Shelton: End A Podcast, Paint A Self Portrait
01:01:29|RYAN SHELTON from The Imperfects joins me this week and I quite quickly find myself in a mini Imperfects episode. We chat about conflict and how to navigate it, which, believe it or not, I have some experience in! Ryan goes digging for answers and he gets them! We also talk about skimming self help books, being jealous of other peoples happiness and our shared interest in staging exhibitions. Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast
61. Cameron James & Tom Ballard: Argue With A Mime, Operate A La Porchetta
01:05:22||Season 1, Ep. 61There's nothing in the notes app but that's not going to stop Two of the Greats: CAMERON JAMES and TOM BALLARD! Cam and I have both given Tom very different feedback on his new Comedy Festival show, Cam's witnessed an unbelievable Barney at the Adelaide Fringe, the advertising roll-out for my show is not going as smoothly as I'd hoped, and Cam's had a run in with a personal trainer. Check out Tom's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here.Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast
60. Millie Holten & Kate Dehnert: Breed A House Of Boys & Pick Up A Beefcake
59:52||Season 1, Ep. 60MILLIE HOLTEN (Descent, Longhead) and KATE DEHNERT (The Project, Tonight At The Museum) join me this week to discuss possible ways to get revenge on older brothers for their childhood bullying, Millie's very very specific way of playing The Sims, Kate's attempts at dating off the apps, the incredible power that Millie's straightened hair is capable of, and the most positive 7-11 cashier in Melbourne. Check out Kate's show 'Echo' at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast
59. Damian Callinan: Almost Drown In Wagga Wagga, Present A Film In Belgrade
01:08:29||Season 1, Ep. 59DAMIAN CALLINAN has appeared across TV shows, Comedy Festivals, radio, and is one of the few comedians in Australia to have made their own film. We chat about his latest project: travelling to small towns, meeting the locals, and putting on a show for them about the town. We also get into his experience of making his film The Merger, touring it around to European countries and being introduced to some very impressive people, his link to the Eureka Stockade and HEAPS more. Check out Damian's show 'Spoons' at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets here.Check out Tommy's show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast
58. Lizzy Hoo & Nick Cody: Perform The Perfect Magic Trick & Steal A Street Sign
01:01:29||Season 1, Ep. 58Fresh from the Adelaide Fringe, I'm joined by NICK CODY & LIZZY HOO! Lizzy's seen an unbelievable magic show as I'm starting to think about possible "entertainment" at my wedding. We also dive in to Cody's phobia on rides and my brutal spot at a Powerpoint-based comedy show. PLUS Lizzy's 2026 bingo card, her post gig DM's and Shrek burlesque! Check out Lizzy Hoo and Nick Cody on tour around Australia. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast
57. Jordan Barr & Ben Searle: Book A Fertility Test & Put A Doona Cover On
58:58||Season 1, Ep. 57I'm back from Adelaide and joined by JORDAN BARR and BEN SEARLE! I've been trying to look cool in front of young people in Perth, we're reminiscing about making homemade explosives in our youth as well as inventing games, trying to stay up to date with current lingo, and I've failed at booking in a fertility appointment! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast
56. Dave Thornton & Dilruk Jayasinha: Smuggle Booze Into The Races, Perform The Perfect Burlesque Routine
57:37||Season 1, Ep. 56My great pals DILRUK JAYASINHA and DAVE THORNTON join me as I'm licking my wounds after a very stressful week at the Perth Fringe! We chat about the benefits of being a burlesque performer, the ending of Ace Ventura, peaking in high school, Dil's attempts at smuggling booze into the races and how to charm security guards. FUN WITH MATES! Come and see me in Adelaide THIS WEEKEND - February 20 & 21. Tickets here!How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast
55. Damien Power, Ben Russell & Josh Earl: Perform In A Fringe Festival
01:01:38||Season 1, Ep. 55DAMIEN POWER and JOSH EARL are my guests this week! We chat a bit about Damo's demeanour on podcasts, his advice for eating healthily and then in a first for the podcast, I've invited a listener to come on and give us some expert advice: Trent from boutique management group Slut Industries fills us on the shows that he's producing for the upcoming Festival season, his advice for all three of us to improve our comedy careers, and his plans for a new Melbourne International Comedy Fringe Festival! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast
54. Andrew Levins & Angus Truskett: Have A Great Evening With Your Boys
43:24||Season 1, Ep. 54The two bozos behind the podcast Hey Fam!, ANDREW LEVINS and ANGUS TRUSKETT join me in my hotel room this week for a few beers and a podcast, emphasis on the 'beers'. It's a loose, boozy, messy catch up where we spend way too long calling back to an incredibly crass meme. Along the way we chat about our own personal Subway Takes, Angus Looper-ing himself, the incredibly cool day that Levins had before turning up to meet us, and heaps more. Strap in and enjoy the ride! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast