How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

The Taskmaster himself, TOM GLEESON has invited himself onto the show this week for an absolute treat of an episode! We discuss Tom's mechanical brain for comedy and the work he puts in to make it look like he's putting no work in. We also get deep into the differences between being famous in the present day versus in the 70's, the art of the perfect roast joke, the point of Tom's career where he thought he was at the end of the line and of course: going bald. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

This week I'm joined by two TITANS of broadcasting: DAVE WOODHEAD and LUKA MULLER, as we pour one out for our spiritual king: Kyle Sandilands. We discuss the shockwaves of King Kyles departure from broadcasting trickling all the way down to therapists of radio hosts, the genius idea of inventing a new cuisine, I've had a remarkable experience at a fertility doctor that's lead to me being BLANKED by a celebrity, plus a guy who was the most famous Uber driver in Melbourne for a hot couple of hours! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

CHLOE PETTS joins me this week! I'm a little flustered over having to learn an incredibly simple dance routine just before the podcast, we figure out where exactly the Australian accent originated from, we get into the wild word of British children's books and television, competitive spelling competitions, getting lost in Disneyworld and reading bad reviews in Edinburgh.Chloe's show Big Naturals is one until 19 April at Melbourne Town Hall, before touring to Sydney and Brisbane Comedy Festivals. Tickets here. Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

DANIELLE WALKER and LAUREN BONNER join me this week. It's the middle of the Comedy Festival and Danielle still hasn't found a Festival crush and so as with so many other jobs: we're outsourcing it to AI, using the Comedy Festival's built in show finder to try and find a suitable suitor for Danielle. We also talk about the criteria for Completely Unremarkable Men, and I've been the victim of an April Fool's Prank that made me look completely insane! Check out Danielle's show at the Comedy Festival. Tickets here. Check out Lauren's show at the Comedy Festival. Tickets here.Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

RYAN SHELTON from The Imperfects joins me this week and I quite quickly find myself in a mini Imperfects episode. We chat about conflict and how to navigate it, which, believe it or not, I have some experience in! Ryan goes digging for answers and he gets them! We also talk about skimming self help books, being jealous of other peoples happiness and our shared interest in staging exhibitions. Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

There's nothing in the notes app but that's not going to stop Two of the Greats: CAMERON JAMES and TOM BALLARD! Cam and I have both given Tom very different feedback on his new Comedy Festival show, Cam's witnessed an unbelievable Barney at the Adelaide Fringe, the advertising roll-out for my show is not going as smoothly as I'd hoped, and Cam's had a run in with a personal trainer. Check out Tom's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here.Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

MILLIE HOLTEN (Descent, Longhead) and KATE DEHNERT (The Project, Tonight At The Museum) join me this week to discuss possible ways to get revenge on older brothers for their childhood bullying, Millie's very very specific way of playing The Sims, Kate's attempts at dating off the apps, the incredible power that Millie's straightened hair is capable of, and the most positive 7-11 cashier in Melbourne. Check out Kate's show 'Echo' at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

DAMIAN CALLINAN has appeared across TV shows, Comedy Festivals, radio, and is one of the few comedians in Australia to have made their own film. We chat about his latest project: travelling to small towns, meeting the locals, and putting on a show for them about the town. We also get into his experience of making his film The Merger, touring it around to European countries and being introduced to some very impressive people, his link to the Eureka Stockade and HEAPS more. Check out Damian's show 'Spoons' at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets here.Check out Tommy's show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

Fresh from the Adelaide Fringe, I'm joined by NICK CODY & LIZZY HOO! Lizzy's seen an unbelievable magic show as I'm starting to think about possible "entertainment" at my wedding. We also dive in to Cody's phobia on rides and my brutal spot at a Powerpoint-based comedy show. PLUS Lizzy's 2026 bingo card, her post gig DM's and Shrek burlesque! Check out Lizzy Hoo and Nick Cody on tour around Australia. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast