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How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

Kyle Kinane: Crash A Houseboat & Break Up A Couple

Season 1, Ep. 41

This week I have the honour of being the catalyst for my good buddy KYLE KINANE having a full blown midlife crisis! Kyle is, for my money, one of the best comedians working right now so of course he has some thoughts on the state of the comedy landscape today. We also chat about smoking meth to get handiwork done, laughing at the worst parts of a comedy show, my recent arrival in a small town having a life-altering effect for someone from my past, and Kyle crashing a houseboat into a dock.


Kyle's always on the road so go see him if he's near you, and if he's not, check out one of his excellent specials: https://kylekinane.com/


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Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on Youtube


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