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How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

Josh Earl & Ben Lomas: Impersonate A Tennis Champion, Annoy The French

Season 1, Ep. 34

My very good pals JOSH EARL and BEN LOMAS join me this week to give me a fathers perspective on the atrocious parenting that I witnessed recently from a high-profile public figure, cruise ship comedian gossip, Josh being stroppy in Paris, and Lomas' previous career as a busboy.


Josh and I are doing work in progress shows together in BRISBANE on OCTOBER 18 and CAIRNS on OCTOBER 19.


How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!


Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on Youtube


Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

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