How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

This week I'm joined by the Ambassador for Golf Australia, LIZZY HOO, and the Ambassador for Comedy Australia, BEN LOMAS! We get stuck into the embarrassing collection of "artefacts" in my office, Lomas' soft ban from a comedy gig and then it's into the main topic of conversation: Lizzy Hoo's recent role as Ambassador for Golf Australia! How did she get into golf, what other ambassador roles is she eyeing off, and what could Ben and I become the ambassadors for? Lots of fun and lots of RIFFING! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes. Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

I'm home alone and I'm joined by LLOYD LANGFORD and CARL DONNELLY! My house has gone into absolute disrepair while my partner's away, Carl's been watching mostly terrible movies on flights, Lloyd wants to buy a metal detector, I've been making hot sauce AND I have a kids book coming out soon! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes. Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

It's a rare Saturday Morning record this week, with DANIELLE WALKER and MATT STEWART! We try and figure out what I'm doing wrong at the gym, Danielle's been smooching men in hats, Matt knows too much about horses and we're putting together a Guess Who board based on comedians. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes. Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

It's a special Brisbane Jocks episode this week as I'm joined by ED KAVALEE and BEN KNIGHT! We chat about which NRL team I should support and the wild world of Brisbane celebrities. We also discover the even nerdier side of Tony Martin, Gary Sweet's IMDB page, and the etiquette of watching movies at the library. Plus Ed's workshopped a way to take Knighty's career into the stratosphere. Check out Ed's new movie Cop This! on Ten Play and Paramount Plus!How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes.Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

Better late than never! This week I'm joined by TOM BALLARD and BEN SEARLE! We get straight down to business: there's a show coming out soon that is largely about my life that I had nothing to do with! Will I get to be in the spin-off? Can I start a reality tour? We also hear about Tom's show causing issues for a venue manager in Ireland, what Searlo's dad wanted to call him, and I've had an impromptu high school reunion with an old friend who described my job in the most bizarre way I've ever heard. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

This week I'm joined by KIRSTY WEBECK and DAMIAN CALLINAN! Have I fallen victim to a red light mask scam? Was I too harsh in the note that I wrote to an outrageously inconsiderate car parker in my street? My guests seem to think so! Plus we hear about Damian discovering a delivery driver in peril, we workshop ways to improve the car horn, and Kirsty refuses to let one of her stories get edited out of the podcast. Come check out a gig that I'm running at Lankan Tucker in Melbourne with Dilruk Jayasinha, Urvi Majumdar and Josh Earl on October 3! https://events.humanitix.com/laugh-out-loud-comedy-night/ticketsHow To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

This week I'm slipping on the pork pie hat, the checkerboard shoes and whatever the hell else ska musicians wear, as I welcome DAVE O'NEIL and GEN FRICKER onto the show! We chat about Gen's dad's musical background which of course leads us into Dave's musical background - his early ska band, his regional UK pilgrimage to see his favourite bands, and throwing eggs at Bryan Adams! We also get into the need for a CPAP machine in my house and try and tally up which industry Dave has performed for the most. FUN! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast

This week (after a brief clean up in the "studio") I’m joined by LUKE KIDGELL and BRETT BLAKE! Brett’s been starting brawls in the snow so Kidgell and I try and figure out if there’s a terrain that Brett hasn’t brawled on. Kidgell’s taped a special and been interrupted the entire way through, Brett’s taped a special in a prison, and I’ve travelled to a medieval castle so we try to figure out: is Brett into ANYTHING even slightly nerdy? How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast