Hail Chaos

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy find themselves fleeing the Orcs, but salvation comes from the unlikeliest of places! A strangely Gnome-shaped door beckons, and a mysterious benefactor offers them an escape. But can this sunglasses-wearing Gnome be trusted?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonAngharad the All-Seeing was Tracy McShaneFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. Our brave heroes' attempt to get Sparklefist the Orc Wizerd executed were... less than successful. THey have taken refuge in the one place they might not be followed- Lord Bloodbucket's own harem. But will his saucy concubines be a help, or a hindrance?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonElena Mapleblood was Holly CravenFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem have managed to trick Bloodbucket into thinking they have been sent by the terrible Lord Ashheart. But now they have to fulfil their 'mission'; getting Sparklefist the Orc Wizerd to cast magic. And that's a lot harder than bamboozling an Orc sentry.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem find themselves at the threshold of a mysterious (and janky) Orc castle, in the catacombs beneath the Black Fortress. The way forward seems to be through the castle- getting in is easy. Getting out is a different story. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. After a good night's sleep, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse awake to find they have crashed in the bachelor pad of Carpy Deem- football star, popular jock, and all round party gnome. But a mysterious crate contains clues to the Man in the Wide Brimmed Hat... and bids them ascend to new adventure.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyCarpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and BlueskyThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. After gruelling trials, running the gauntlet, and a (very) close brush with death, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a warm chamber with soft beds, food rations, and lockable door. Nothing suspicious here! Surely a good night's sleep will rest and refresh them.But whose room is this? And what will happen when they come back..?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyGortch Grabems- Trystan Youngjohn. Follow on Insta and SpotlightThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonSpecial thanks to Rhiannon Shaw. Follow on Insta and BlueskyFollow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. Xanax, Louie and Gortch face a rope bridge, with the Warhound hot on their trail. A bold plan goes wrong... and someone pays the ultimate price.Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyGortch Grabems- Trystan Youngjohn. Follow on Insta and SpotlightThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonSpecial thanks to Gordon Kennedy as The Warhound.Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.

Welcome, traveller. Running for their lives, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a deadly obstacle course between them and freedom. With pendulous axes swinging, a bottomless drop, and foes at their back- can they make it through in time?One member of the team is lost... but who will it be..?Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky, or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.comXanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on InstaLouie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook, Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! BlueskyGortch Grabems- Trystan Youngjohn. Follow on Insta and SpotlightThe Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and PatreonSpecial thanks to Gordon Kennedy as The Warhound.Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta, or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.QuestThis podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network.